“Do I look like a bro to you? No, bro you don’t but I don’t have to call you officer.” We live in a horrible society where everyone calls each other bros. From Frat Boys to Jersey Shore types…to Italian first gens in Montreal…it’s the fucking worst…so I’m with the cop on this…because whenever anyone, whether it is someone at the bank, a cab driver, someone at a restaurant, really anyone calls me Bro…I don’t want to just correct them, I want to drag them out back and take them out…Bro…it’s the sarcastic thumbs up that speaks directly to the place where I feel anger.. So I’m just surprised the cop didn’t Ferguson him, but I guess he’d need to be black for that. The post NYPD Doesn’t Like Being Called Bro of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s everyone’s favorite actress-turned-Instagram model Ashley Benson hard at work. And before you ask what’s so hard about going on a coffee run, it takes a lot of concentration and effort to look this bored for the paps. So if Ashley needs a break once her shift is over, she’s more than welcome to come over to my place and kick off her shoes (and her sweater and her pants) and relax. My mom says I give great back rubs. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Yandy Smith had a great family photo shoot the other day, but she almost didn’t get the shot she wanted because her kids were literally all over the place. Yandy has got to have one of the cutest families out there now. The Love & Hip Hop star gathered up all of the babies in […]
After the world’s largest climate march in Paris was cancelled due to security concerns, thousands of activists left pairs of shoes at the Place de la Republique to symbolize their presence.
A true legend of movie nakedness, Demi Moore has earned her place in Mr Skin’s Hall of Masturbation. With incredible skin in movies like Blame It on Rio , About Last Night… , and Striptease , Demi has always left us wanting more Moore. Join us in celebrating her very breast on-screen moments!
Here’s Miley Cyrus at the Los Angeles LGBT Center’s 46th Anniversary Gala Vanguard Awards licking a piano… for charity, I guess? Hey, it’s doing the trick for me. Anyway, all I know is, Miley can’t keep her tongue to herself, and she can’t seem to go anywhere without licking something. Speaking of which, I really need to figure out a way to get her over to my place one of these days… » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com
Dana Wright is a babe…she’s also an internet friend of mine from Canada, but living all over the place, because that’s just how these girls work in this global economy…they are just flying all over the place… She started with American Apparel, being their in-house model, who I assume lived with Dov Charney, before American Apparel went bankrupt…where he would take pics of her in their various naked and half naked outfits…then she got into music…where she’s making songs…and I think she’s tall, sexy as fuck and amazing…so I am glad to see these nude pics.. The only thing I don’t like about her is that her circle of lame as fuck but think they are cool friends….They are a group of these new age, period blood art making, hipster feminist phonies, who think they are the zeitgeist or voice of the generation, because that’s how egotistical they are….they are so fucking vain, self involved, narcissists, no worse that the whores instagram modeling they accuse people of objectifying…the kind of “I’m in abuse porn because it empowers women fem nazi”…that doesn’t get it…but tries so hard she won’t shut up about it…and not quite cute enough to be nude models, that still gets nude because of Feminism…and they go on these campaigns, or rampages like “my pubic hair got banned from instagram”….social climbing cunt. trying to be shocking, but being boring…thinking they have a higher purpose thanks to one misguided women’s study class, but are just as thirsty as a video vixen whore….they are Amber fucking Rose…who groupie on every important person they meet…and that they do meet because their rich lawyer father paid their life in NYC, to get them the fuck out of the house because they are annoying….so annoying that they social climb, because people who let social climbers around…are just bored and find it entertaining….and in humoring them…they are creating them….fuck these social justice idiots…who are exactly the same as what they pretend to fight…because when you have a stance people pay more attention to you…especially when you’re ugly… So other that Dana being friends with the weird looking social climing girl who wanted to be famous so bad and feminist was the platform to get her there…even if she was anything buy feminist…and everything annoying…so they published her to shut her up.. But other than that…she’s amazing….and I’d love to take her virginity…I just don’t have a fucking time machine… This is for CLICK HERE The post Dana Wright is My Naked Friend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Dana Wright is a babe…she’s also an internet friend of mine from Canada, but living all over the place, because that’s just how these girls work in this global economy…they are just flying all over the place… She started with American Apparel, being their in-house model, who I assume lived with Dov Charney, before American Apparel went bankrupt…where he would take pics of her in their various naked and half naked outfits…then she got into music…where she’s making songs…and I think she’s tall, sexy as fuck and amazing…so I am glad to see these nude pics.. The only thing I don’t like about her is that her circle of lame as fuck but think they are cool friends….They are a group of these new age, period blood art making, hipster feminist phonies, who think they are the zeitgeist or voice of the generation, because that’s how egotistical they are….they are so fucking vain, self involved, narcissists, no worse that the whores instagram modeling they accuse people of objectifying…the kind of “I’m in abuse porn because it empowers women fem nazi”…that doesn’t get it…but tries so hard she won’t shut up about it…and not quite cute enough to be nude models, that still gets nude because of Feminism…and they go on these campaigns, or rampages like “my pubic hair got banned from instagram”….social climbing cunt. trying to be shocking, but being boring…thinking they have a higher purpose thanks to one misguided women’s study class, but are just as thirsty as a video vixen whore….they are Amber fucking Rose…who groupie on every important person they meet…and that they do meet because their rich lawyer father paid their life in NYC, to get them the fuck out of the house because they are annoying….so annoying that they social climb, because people who let social climbers around…are just bored and find it entertaining….and in humoring them…they are creating them….fuck these social justice idiots…who are exactly the same as what they pretend to fight…because when you have a stance people pay more attention to you…especially when you’re ugly… So other that Dana being friends with the weird looking social climing girl who wanted to be famous so bad and feminist was the platform to get her there…even if she was anything buy feminist…and everything annoying…so they published her to shut her up.. But other than that…she’s amazing….and I’d love to take her virginity…I just don’t have a fucking time machine… This is for CLICK HERE The post Dana Wright is My Naked Friend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
