I have no clue what the Miss V8 Supercar Bikini Competition is, but I’m really disappointed that I wasn’t invited to judge it. Like I’ve said a million times before, I’ve been doing this site for 10 years and feel that I’m the only person on the planet who is capable of judging these types of events properly. That said, I think this ass in the header pic is a winner! » view all 28 photos Photos: WENN.com
My friends over at MyPakage , the best underwear you can buy on the internet…if not the planet…put together this tea party video that is pretty fucking genius…probably probably one of the best underwear viral videos in the history of underwear videos.. It’s called TeaBaggging, and a bunch of ladies have an sleazy Tea Party, after getting excited by the mail man delivering his “Pakage” … Clever and amazing…now if only there was an unrated version with more labia…you know the kind of labia you’d want to invest in underwear to not humiliate yourself when you finally get the chance to have sex… You see, my soiled, ripped, discoloured underwear don’t impress….but in my defence, I pay the girls I have sex with -so they have to deliver regardless… Get you own pair so you can scream at girls to “ Lick MyPakage “…. Right…
In case you somehow weren’t aware: Jennifer Lawrence and Scarlett Johansson are two very attractive women. Lawrence has been called the sexiest woman alive on more than one occasion, and Scarlett has been inspiring impure thoughts for almost a decade. So what happens when you combine two of the most desirable women on the planet? You get this: Yes, that’s a mash-up of J-Law and Scar-Jo’s facial features, and it’s creators are calling it a visual representation of feminine perfection. But is it? Sure that’s a good-looking woman up there (who bears a striking resemblance to Jessica Alba), but isn’t part of both women’s appeal that the fact that they’re not blandly flawless? Part of what we love about Jen is that she falls down on red carpets and acts awkwardly goofy in interviews. A huge part of Scarlett’s sexiness is her raspy-voiced, world-weary attitude. Both women are naturally beautiful, but the way in which they’ve captured the world’s attention has little to do with their facial features. Heck, if we want creepy, surgically-enhanced “perfection,” we’ve got Human Barbie : 23 Human Barbie Pics: Valeria Lukyanova’s House of Horrors 1. Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, wants to emulate the doll’s appearance in real life.
At long last, Jenni Farley and Roger Mathews welcomed their baby girl on Sunday, July 13 at 12:49p. “Jenni and Roger are so excited to welcome the newest guidette Meilani Alexandra Mathews to the world weighing 7 lbs., 13 oz.,” the “Snooki & JWOWW” star’s rep told MTV News. “Meilani and her parents are doing… Read more »