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I Approve Of Heidi Montag’s New Boobs

There’s been a lot of chatter about Heidi Montag’s extensive reconstructive surgeries over the last few weeks, I’ve tried to stay away from it, but I’ve got these pictures of her hosting some event the other day so I figured why not. Personally I don’t give a crap that she had all this plastic surgery, anything that will make her look less like that kid from Home Alone is a good thing in my books. Not to mention that her new big fat boobies are pretty impressive, although I think she could have gone bigger. I just wish she’d have that 180lb douche removed. Ha! more pictures of Heidi Montag here

Trying To Look up Elle Macpherson’s Skirt of the Day

I don’t know why Elle Macpherson is on a bed posing with bras but I am not as excited about it as I was in 1988 when she was showing off her nipples in the SI Swimsuit video back in a time when she was way more eager to get noticed, now bitch is all jacked up with support pantyhose and spanx and whatever else is containing her mom pussy to make sure it doesn’t sneak ot of her skirt as mom pussies tend to do when they are let out to play…but at least she gave us a glimpse of what could have been or maybe of what once was….and I’ve spent the last 10 mintues lookin’ at these pictures trying to see up her skirt but it’s been a serious waste of time….but I figured you’re just a bored as I am so I’m giving you something to do with your useless self. Giving you purpose

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Amy Winehouse Makes Sex Faces of the Day

Here are some pictures of Amy Winehouse showing off a quarter tit and she’s making some serious sex faces, but then again, Amy Winehouse is always making sex faces, and as long as she doesn’t chew off her face in some kind of her drug binge, will always have sex faces, because her face is the embodiment of sex. You see, I have a thing for rotting pussy, it’s kinda all I know, so whenever it comes along whether in video, in picture, or on the street corner willing to suck me off for a couple bucks because the vagina is out of order or closed for renovations as the scabies, herpes and other fungal infections clear up, my clit shaped penis gets moist and starts tap dancing…so Amy Winehouse is a nice change from all the plastic pussy in Hollywood, cuz as I’m sure you know, plastic pussy makes you feel pathetic and alone….w Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Amy Winehouse Makes Sex Faces of the Day

Haiti Ruins Everything

Who cares about 200,000 people dying? I really wanted to see who Snooki slept with this week.

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Haiti Ruins Everything

Cornell’s Pi Phi Sorority Dress Code

The Pi Phi sorority at Cornell University has 6 pages worth of dress code requirements! I wonder if they follow the ” slut rule ” for Halloween.

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Mother of Heidi Montag "Horrified"

Heidi Montag’s mom Darlene is not pleased with her plastic surgery-obsessed daughter. When Heidi underwent 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day, The Hills star kept those plans secret from friends, and even her family. For very good reason.

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Mother of Heidi Montag "Horrified"

Michael Axtmann and Tara Reid: Engaged!

Tara Reid has found someone to love her plastic surgery-ravaged body…

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Michael Axtmann and Tara Reid: Engaged!

Ellen Pompeo is Showing Off Her Post-Pregnancy Tits of the Day

Looks like Ellen Pompeo tried to reclaim some of that sex appeal she thought she once had before she had her kid, but that I don’t think she ever had because there’s nothing hot about her, and she did it the good old fashion way….by showing her new fat tits. I guess it’s like when a girl gets her period and hormonally knows to dress and act sluttier to show off her swollen tits despite ruining the good times by dropping the bomb everytime she brings a random dude home and has to say “We can’t tonight, I have my period” when he is about to stick his dick in her forcing dude to suck it up and reply “I don’t give a fuck, just fuck me you whore who brought me home tonight even though we just met, when girls never bring me home and I don’t even remember the last time I got laid, but thanks to your hormones and possibly God, I’m not leaving here without having my dick in a pussy, so get out your plastic shee”, only instead of blood dripping out of her vagina, she’s had baby crawl out of the shit and here are her tits in an animal print bra…cuz she’s trying her hardest to remind herself guys want to fuck her… Pics via Bauer

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Another Best Fight Scene Ever!

A guy fights off a whole medieval town by doing karate-gymnastics from a pommel horse. I think you'll agree that time traveling fight scene meets all the ridiculous requirements needed for it to be declared a 'Best Fight Scene Ever.' Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Person Of Interest Kitty

“I don't care if you don't have a mouth, answer our questions or the plastic cuffs come out.” Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment