I’m not gonna lie. When I first heard that my favorite ginger Bella Thorne had finally agreed to do Playboy , I was pretty damn psyched. Then I remembered Playboy stopped doing nudity last year… Anyway, once I stopped crying into my pillow, I finally took a look at the pictures. You can see them for yourself below, but if you ask me, Bella gets a lot more risquée on Snapchat on a regular basis. What a shame.
The last post I wrote about Liz Hurley said: I guess Liz Hurley is feeling the need to show off her bathing suit, possibly to promote her bathing suit line, or maybe to say “hey, look at me, over here, I’m old but you’d still fuck me, even though you used to gag looking at over 50 porn mags when you were 17, thinking that you’d never fuck a 50 year old, yet fast forward 30 years and all of a sudden, things have started to change…and you’d totally bang anything”… The interesting thing about Liz Hurley is something that we forget, because she’s been in the media longer than we’ve been alive, is that she was an opportunist gold digging whore, who dated Hugh Grant in 1987 when his career was picking up and her career was shit. They stayed together for 13 years…which allowed him to get busted with trannies due to being a homo…and for her to remain his beard because it got her auditions and the good life….she always wanted…two years after they broke up – she got knocked up by another notorious womanizer, whore fucker, creeper named Steve Bing, who invests in movies, she got pregnant, kept it, he denied it…and a paternity test later…confirmed it…then she married a dude named ARUN NAYAR who sounds pretty poor…because bitch likes money… I stand by that..I don’t need to re-write shit…bitch is old in a bikini and owns a bikini company…she started out no different than instagram models it was just 40 years ago – before instagram existed…because for every hot chick who starts from nothing…is a rich man who opens the door for her after she uses him…PROVE ME WRONG…. The post Old Lady Liz Hurley Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you win an Oscar….and not even for your most compelling role as an android woman….but rather for whatever Alicia Vikander won her Oscar for…her agents will pawn you off to luxury fashion brands that pay millions of dollars in endorsement deals…because they think that her winning an Oscar is enough for her to matter or to be glamourous and amazing…yet in reality…Alicia Vikander’s name is never brought up ever…she’s not memorable…but will be milked like a cow, exploited and made very rich in the process thanks to that Oscar win…and I guess this is just part of the equation…and it’s too bad..they couldn’t at least make the shit hot…interesting…engaging…compelling…anything but a hollywood bitch being paid to hold a fucking purse…in a world where people are starving to death….good stuff…assholes.. What a fucking artist…sell out garbage…horrible human being….cashing in trash… There’s a video… The post Alicia Vikander Oscar Winner to Purse Vendor of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
LOL! Bella Thorne’s instagram is more intense, interesting, intriguing, slutty, perverted, something you can jerk off to than this shoot Bella Thorne did for Playboy… Playboy magazine has become Seventeen Magazine…or Cosmo…and will soon come with artiles on how to manage your period. Maybe Playboy is just being ironic, you know because girls are getting naked all the fucking time on social media, the only logical thing to get something shocking or different out of them – is to put them in fucking clothes…. It’s such a lame hustle they’ve done, instead of owning the nude magazine prestige – something that made money for years…this going SAFE FOR WORK…when the only thing people wanted from playboy was the nudity…NOT THE FUCKING ARTICLES – THAT WAS JUST A JOKE – BECAUSE IT WAS CLEAR THEY WANTED THE PICTURES – NOT THE ARTICLES – THAT IS WHAT THE PUNCHLINE AND THE LOLZ was… I mean…getting the hottest girl in the entertainment industry…the girl dudes are jerking off to without knowing who she is….and posing her like this…what the fuck… Garbage…I guess the brand is dead with Hefner…. Big girl Sports Illustrated model Ashely Smith…straight from Hipster Texas…who I only know from all her early nude work with her mosnter tits…is the Cover Girl….shot by some fake hipster overrated photographer trash named Zooey Grossman..because Playboy even with big tits…sucks…on their attempt at high concept with no nudity… Here are those pics – that are so tired and Played out…it’s like Playboy is real late to the game – Ashley Smith is like 40 and Zooey Grossman has taken this same picture for the last 10 years….get NEW fucking BLOOD world…fucking garbage…big tits…censored sheer panties…totally missing the mark on sex appeal…because PLAYBOY is Seventeen Magazine…perfect for your teen daughter….or 45 year old wife who has no fucking clue as to what’s going on in the world…GARBAGE And a video: The post Bella Thorne for Playboy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charlize Theron is rubbing herself for Christian Dior, which is probably pretty representative of her career…a career that started after her mom killed her abusive father and sent her to America to be a tall and luxurious model…who was broke andd forced to rub both herself to try to have some pleasure while letting creepy old dudes rub her with their penises came twice…once in her and also with with opportunities for her…. It took her from low rent model, to Playboy Model, to broke as fuck, to actor, to Academy Award winner…to this…and I think she’s still hot…except on set of her movie – where she’s not hot at all…. The post Charlize Theron Before she was Fat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Listen, I love Sara Jean Underwood as much as the next Internet pervert, but even I’ve got to admit the Playboy model-turned-Instagram model isn’t exactly an A-lister. So I’m not sure why Yandy got her to make a video about terrible Halloween costumes for them — I mean, who in their right mind hires Sara to film a video where the whole point is she’s wearing clothes ? Anyway, I guess I’m not the only one who didn’t get it, because last I checked, they were only at 363 views. I’m sure this post will change that (you’re welcome, guys), but still, companies need to save their money or hire real star power. That’s just good business.
Kayla Rae Reid has said JEAH to Ryan Lochte. The blonde bombshell accepted the controversial swimmer's proposal in October of 2016. But while the Internet is very happy for the Olympian and the Playboy model, many people on said Internet are now wondering: Who the heck is Kayla Rae Reid? Here are 8 things to know about the beauty: 1. Where Did They Meet? She met Lochte at a Los Angeles nightclub and the two dated for about nine months prior to their engagement. 2. What an Honor! She was Playboy’s Playmate of the Month in July of 2015. 3. More Than Just a Model… Sort Of Reid has also worked for the energy drink company Monster as a Monster Girl, doing in-person promotions. 4. When She Was Young… Reid moved to Palm Springs, California when she was 10 years old. She had planned to pursue cheerleading professionally before deciding upon modeling instead. 5. She’s Popular! Reid has over 430,000 Instagram followers. That number will likely increase after this engagement news. 6. Her Measurements: She stands 5’7″ and weights 125 pounds. View Slideshow
So according to my sources, this busty hottie is Playboy model Angelina Boyko . I don’t know where she’s from or much more about her, but I do know that she was born to model lingerie, and that these pictures were taken in Bangkok. …Do I even need to write a punchline here, or can you guys fill in your own dick joke today? » view all 12 photos
Jaclyn Swedberg is some Playboy Playmate, vapid slutty instagram model, possibly an escort on the side like so many of these girls are, definitely a sugar baby – because she’s not fucking dudes who don’t finance her existence…and she’s in Miami…where she’s FACETUNING her instagram pictures to make her look like thick than she actually is…because when I was looking at the paparazzi pics – the first thing I thought was “this girl looks lazy, like an untoned slob, there’s no way this is what she’s putting out to her 800,000 pervert dude fans..”….knowing that all these girls phtoshop the fuck out of their shit…knowing their angles from all the selfie practice in being vapid cunts lets them get away with murder – but poorly shot paparrazzi bring truth… Not that I give a fuck about any of these whores, I just figure if you like cheesy low level girls who look like waitresses rocking fake tits in a bikini – here you go…I’m so kind… Here’s the game – guess the instagram pic… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .