Charlize Theron was almost a hooker….After her mom killed her dad…..back home in South Africa…she came to America with with a dream, a dream that involved nude modeling not really making munch money but being found in a bank, pretty much at her breaking point when she was ready to get fucked on film for money, we’re talking porno, but some asshole producer or casting director moved in at the perfect time for her, bad time for us, preventing that porn career by giving her a mainstream movie role, and 20 years later…she’s still out on set being slutty…before going home to Sean Penn to be slutty….and I’ve still jerked off to her playboy pics…from 1997…. Here she is in an Ad Campaign… To See Her at some Bullshit Event of the Day CLICK HERE The post Charlize Theron Ad Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Usually, when a celebrity does a Playboy pictorial, most of the press coverage is about the photos themselves. That’s not the case with Azealia Banks, whose most noteworthy body part will always be her mouth. We first learned that Azealia would pose nude for Playboy last month, when the outspoken rapper broke the news on Twitter. While the first photos have yet to be revealed, we get the feeling Banks’ comments in her interview will get more scrutiny than her photo spread (in which she reportedly bares all, BTW). In her most extensive Q&A to date, Banks opens up about everything from her feud with Iggy Azalea to her controversial views on race: On America: “I hate everything about this country. Like, I hate fat white Americans. All the people who are crunched into the middle of America, the real fat and meat of America, are these racist conservative white people who live on their farms.” On Race and Twitter: “It’s always about race. Lorde can run her mouth and talk sh-t about all these other bitches, but y’all aren’t saying she’s angry. If I have something to say, I get pushed into the corner..y’all mother–kers still owe me reparations! That’s why it’s still about race.” On Race and Music: “I get annoyed with the fact that I’m even asked to explain myself. Why do I have to explain this to y’all? My little white fans will be like, ‘Why do you want reparations for work you didn’t do?’ “Well, you got handed down your grandfather’s estate and you got to keep your grandmother’s diamonds and pearls and sh*t. I get upset when people are like, ‘Why don’t you just make music?’ What would happen if I couldn’t sing? Then I’d just be another black bitch to y’all.” Like we said, the woman has a lot to say. The magazine hits stands Friday, and as far as what we can expect from the photospread, Banks recently described it thusly: “I don’t think you see any, like, pink…I don’t know. I don’t mind nudity.” So yeah…it sounds like the pictorial will be every bit as revealing as the interview. We can’t wait! Azealia Banks: Hip Hop’s #1 HATER! 1. Azealia Banks on Stage View Photo Azealia Banks is one of the more outspoken artists out there. She performs on stage in this photo. 2. Azealia Banks Photo View Photo Azealia Banks has been an up-and-coming rapper for years now. These days, she’s mostly famous for feuding with other artists on Twitter. 3. Azealia Banks Image View Photo Rapper Azealia Banks on stage. She’s as famous for her feuds as for her music. 4. Azealia Banks Rapping View Photo Azealia Banks rocks a crowd in London. She DOES do something other than attack other rappers on Twitter! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Azealia Banks and Lady Gaga View Photo Azealia Banks and Lady Gaga in a cool photo. These two aren’t so cool nowadays, from the sound of it. 6. Azealia Banks Whiteface Photo View Photo Azealia Banks posted this shot of herself in #whiteface, but was none too pleased at some of the backlash that followed. 7. Azaealia Banks Topless Photo View Photo Azealia Banks posted a topless pic to Twitter today. We guess it’s her way of taking a break from her constant online feuds. The End. Up Next: ” Azealia Banks: Hip Hop’s #1 HATER! .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Here’s 2014 Playboy Playmate of the Year Kennedy Summers showing off a few of the moves that have helped make her one of my new favorite bikini models. Now I know some people prudes might complain that this picture is too suggestive, but come on, isn’t this how everybody drinks from a water bottle? It isn’t? Huh. No wonder I’ve been getting so many weird looks at the gym. Photos: Fameflynet
One thing I hate about mainstream media is the shitty, clever, bullshit puns that they apply to their stories… Like looking at this Brooke Burke digging through the junk in her trunk, while wearing leggings, that would make someone, like a dad, say “look at her junk in her trunk”….leading me to use it as the headline…making me just as pathetic, uncreative, and lame as them…everything I always hated…I have become.. But in my defence, Brooke Burke doesn’t inspire me to tell stories of partying around the world like she did for a cable network, before settling down and having a bunch of kids…probably because she settled down and had a bunch of kids…making her, even if still kinda hot like her Playboy past, a married mom…no one should care about…and probably don’t….but she’s got junk in her trunk. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
According to my sources, this hottie currently giving me a serious pants fire is Playboy’s 2014 Playmate of the Year Kennedy Summers . And after this bikini beach shoot, I can definitely see why they liked her so much. Because Kennedy’s so hot, she’s making the smoke detector in my mom’s place go off. Or at least she would’ve if I didn’t remove the batteries so I could smoke down here without getting in trouble. Whatever, you get the idea. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet
In unsurprising news, Bill Cosby has a couple more accusers. In more unsurprising news, one of them just happens to be a former Playboy Bunny… Continue
Television personality Kathie Lee Gifford is the latest to add her name to the long list of women who have accused Bill Cosby of sexual misconduct. The Today host opened up this morning about a strange encounter with Cosby that took place while she was the opener for his stand-up act in the late 70s: “I will admit, toward the very, very end of the last time I saw him, he did try to kiss me,” Gifford revealed on her show. “I said, ‘Bill, no, we’re friends,’ and he said, ‘OK, goodnight.'” Gifford stated that she never witnessed any forceful or violent behavior from Cosby, but she stated that one portion of Beverly Johnson’s essay about her encounter with Cosby matched her own experience with the legendary comic: “Every night we’d come off stage and Bill would be going on stage, and he would have made cappuccinos for all three of us,” Gifford said. “And I always thought it was such a kindness and so sweet and now you see Beverly Johnson saying he made her a cappuccino.” Johnson stated in her essay that Cosby drugged her beverage as part of an attempt to rape her. At the time of the alleged encounter with Gifford, Cosby had already been married for over a decade. Camille Cosby defended her husband in a statement released on Monday. Also on Monday, an unidentified woman came forward and claimed that Cosby drugged her and licked her toes at the Playboy Mansion in 2008. The comedian has yet to respond to the latest round of charges against him. Bill Cosby Memes Gone Horribly Awry 1. Stare at the Sweater Thanks a lot, Internet users. Now we’ll never be able to watch The Cosby Show the same way ever again!
Yet another woman has come forward to accuse Bill Cosby of sexual assault. Chloe Goins claims that she was drugged and awoke to find Cosby licking her toes during a party at the Playboy Mansion in 2008. Goins says she attended the party at the invitation of Playboy founder Hugh Hefner. She claims that Hefner introduced her to Cosby and then offered her a drink. She was just 18 years old at the time. “I wasn’t really supposed to drink because of my age,” Goins tells the Daily Mail. “Everything kind of went a little foggy. I started feeling sick to my stomach and just dizzy.” Goins says the comic escorted her to a bedroom where she later woke up naked to find Cosby fondling her feet and masturbating. “I came to and remember seeing this big man crouched over me,” she says. “It was Bill Cosby, and he was at my feet, kind of licking and kissing them and I think he bit my toe and that’s what woke me up.” Goins claims that Cosby ran from the room when he realized that she was awake. More than 20 women have now accused Cosby of sexual assault . Cosby has remained largely silent on the issue, but he gave a bizarre statement on Sunday, telling the New York Post that he expects the “black media” to remain neutral in its coverage of the accusations. Camille Cosby defended her husband on Monday, saying that the comedian is a “wonderful husband” and “the man you thought you knew.” Bill Cosby Memes Gone Horribly Awry 1. Stare at the Sweater Thanks a lot, Internet users. Now we’ll never be able to watch The Cosby Show the same way ever again!
Playboy TV has a special limited time only offer just for readers of MrSkin.com, and we’ve got all the sordid details, plus some images from covergirl Sophie Monk ‘s latest spread! Hit the jump for more pics and info…
We joked about it this week after pictures of Kourtney Kardashian nude from DuJour Magazine were posted online. Considering she’s the only sister remaining who has not yet shed her clothing for a national magazine, we had to ask: When would Khloe Kardashian pose naked? And the answer, according to the new issue of OK! Weekly, probably should not come as a surprise: Maybe soon! The tabloid claims that Khloe has slimmed down considerably in recent months and is now pushing to pose in Playboy. “Khloe is dying to prove she’s just as hot as her sisters,” alleges a family insider. “She thinks her curves are a perfect fit for a men’s mag and being in Playboy has always been a dream of hers.” Back in 2008, Kardashian did bare almost all for PETA’s “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” campaign. Compared to the aforementioned Kourtney spread – along with the pictorial of Kim Kardashian nude in Paper Magazine this month – Khloe’s charitable naked efforts were basically rated G, however. Meanwhile, a Kendall Jenner nude photo even showed up on Instagram earlier this year, likely placing even more pressure in Khloe to get in on the No Pants Party. What do you think? Should Khloe Kardashian pose naked for Playboy? Or should she remain above the birthday suit-based fray, fully clothed and holding her head up high? 18 Naked Photos of Kardashian Family Members 1. Nude Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian started it all when she stripped down for Playboy in 2007. She later said she regretted this naked spread, but her birthday suit photos in 2014 were a funny way of showing that.
