Rihanna kills it…across the fucking board…and I am not just talking about breaking down racists into wanting to go black…because she’s light skinned enough for them to bring to one of their KKK Meetings, I means she kills it in sex appeal cuz she consistently gets half naked when she doesn’t have to, because she wants to… The rumor is it stems from her being a 14 year old prostitute in Barbados…you know who used her sex appeal and the perversion of British perverts on some sex tourism to lead to this money making machine worth over 100,000,000 dollars… But she could just be an exhibitionist who loves herself seeing how far she’s come and shit…I don’t really care to analyze it, I am just glad it happened, but even more glad her young fans look on thinking this is normal…hopefully doing their own versions of these for instagram but more importantly for me… To see some higher res scans CLICK HERE
Rihanna kills it…across the fucking board…and I am not just talking about breaking down racists into wanting to go black…because she’s light skinned enough for them to bring to one of their KKK Meetings, I means she kills it in sex appeal cuz she consistently gets half naked when she doesn’t have to, because she wants to… The rumor is it stems from her being a 14 year old prostitute in Barbados…you know who used her sex appeal and the perversion of British perverts on some sex tourism to lead to this money making machine worth over 100,000,000 dollars… But she could just be an exhibitionist who loves herself seeing how far she’s come and shit…I don’t really care to analyze it, I am just glad it happened, but even more glad her young fans look on thinking this is normal…hopefully doing their own versions of these for instagram but more importantly for me… To see some higher res scans CLICK HERE
It is Halloween and people are going fucking nuts. I was just in LA and the hottest girls are always the fame whore wannabe celebrity LA chicks who aren’t at the exclusive parties, but are working fucking hard to one day be, just walking Sunset half naked, in various creative costumes, trying to get noticed and outdo each other, because that’s what competitive quest for fame is all about…. The actual celebrities, are just typical, disconnected and obvious in their played out costumes, that you’ll still like, because you appreciate disconnected celebrity bullshit, especially when in costume….even though you should be focused on the everyday girls fighting to get noticed, they have more to prove! My biggest fail was not going to the Playboy party when I could have…I just assumed Playboy was dead…which I guess makes sense since it is Halloween and the dead celebrate… Here are some of the celebrity costumes that people are talking about, even though they bore me, that have happened so far, even though it’s not even Halloween yet… Zombie Hugh Hefner and his “Wife” Gold Digger Hooker Dressed Like Hooker Miley and Zombie Robin Thicke Joan Rivers Dressed Like Fat Miley…. Elisabetta Canalis was Wonder Woman which is appropriate because we be wondering why she’s famous…. Paris Hilton did Miley Cyrus and Barbie…both the herpes ridden bootleg Kim Kardashian version… Julianne Hough Black Face Which is Hilarious…and Amazing…Especially Since She’s Trying to Pretend it Didn’t Happen…like it was the Sex with Ryan Seacrest she “Had” when they were “dating”…. Some dude named Jamie Vandekamp Dressed like Trayvon Martin, Not Famous, But Hilarious, so I threw it in… Kelly Brook as Mary Antoinette’s Cleavage Covered in Blood…for Any Excuse to Post Her Cleavage… Tara Reid as Who The Fuck Knows or Cares..especially not her, she’s just Booze Soaked and 40 Year too Broken Down to know what is happening… Jessica Lowndes….with Mom Cleavage…
Alyssa Arce is Playboy’s Miss July…. I had never heard of her before seeing pics from this photoshoot, where clearly she’s fucking lovely, and I guess this means Playboy, a magazine that had fallen hard into the depths of horrible, because they had senile Hefner trying to determine who was hot enough for the cover, and in doing that chose all these horrible bitches, turning what was once a premium magazine, into some gutter porn shit…that people couldn’t even jerk off to if they wanted to because it was just fucking awful across the board… Well, I guess until July, when Alyssa Arce exposed her vagina in it, because after seeing these pics of her, I approve of these titties…and it’s really all about what I approve…when it comes to billion dollar companies who do what I do better…right… All this to say, who cares about Playboy, let’s stare at Alyssa Arce…
So some new water company either owned by Playboy or the paparazzi agency that shot these garbage pics packaged some shitty Playboy trash, like it was Playboy of the 90s, and Playboy still mattered and the girls who were in Playboy had to audition and weren’t just any bitch they could find willing to get naked…even though I like when girls get naked…I just know how desperate these girls are…hookers…with water…interesting..
Kim Kardashian won’t get any pushback from Kanye West if and when she decides to pose for Playboy again. In fact, a new report says he’s all for it. Kim Kardashian to Pose For Playboy Again? Yeezus supposedly “loves the idea” and even “wants to watch” Kim take it all off for the cameras because it turns him on, an alleged insider claims. Ever the supportive boyfriend, a well-placed source says Kanye “would clear his schedule immediately” to see Kim Kardashian nude in that setting. “Hell yeah he would go and then he’d make them get out of the room so they could handle some business alone,” a source close to the couple reveals. “He thinks it’s brilliant,” says the source, however, “ he likes being in control and I wouldn’t be surprised if he started to direct the whole damn shoot.” Kim sparked rumors of another Playboy shoot when she herself said in a promo for Keeping Up With the Kardashians that she wants to do it up. “As soon as I pop this thing out, I want to do Playboy or some nude shoot,” the reality star said on a teaser that aired after Sunday’s mid-season finale. Of course, that footage was shot before she cranked out North West , so their minds may have changed now that they have a little girl to think about. Who are we kidding. While ‘Ye is said to be controlling when it comes to Nori, “If Kim wants to do it and if it’s something that’s going to make her happy, he’s all for it.” If it helps her get her groove back, that’s the biggest turn-on of all. “He likes all that sexy $h!t Kim be doing. He really loves her confidence. How many guys out there can say their girl was on the cover of Playboy? ” Not a lot, unnamed Kanye source. Not a whole lot. Then again, how many guys can say they saw the Kim Kardashian sex tape ? A great deal. Haven’t we all been there, done that at this point? Just saying. What do you think: Should Kim pose for Playboy again? Yeah, baby, YEAH!!! Eh, I guess if it’s really NSFW No! I am so freaking sick of Kim Kardashian!!! View Poll »
Imogen Thomas has some seriously big tits…big tits we can assume are the basis of her career because of how soft her stomach looks…making me think she doesn’t work out…for fear of losing her tits…because if she lost her tits…she’d lose everything…including her chance to get a Glamour Girl pension by marrying a millionaire soccer player as all these whores do…it’s like Glamour modelling is the UK escort agency for the rich athlete…and who cares…look at her pics…
Imogen Thomas has some seriously big tits…big tits we can assume are the basis of her career because of how soft her stomach looks…making me think she doesn’t work out…for fear of losing her tits…because if she lost her tits…she’d lose everything…including her chance to get a Glamour Girl pension by marrying a millionaire soccer player as all these whores do…it’s like Glamour modelling is the UK escort agency for the rich athlete…and who cares…look at her pics…
I hate Sara Jean Underwood…from dating Ryan Seacrest, to ruining her body with shitty fake tits, to being over-hyped because she got naked when she was 18 for Playboy, an age that Playboy would feature anyone with some insight into a future career….to taking advantage of nerds because of their loyalty and fan behavior…and now she’s working out in outfits pretending dudes don’t hit on her…when dudes hit on everything with a pussy…that’s a fact…she’s lies…all fucking lies…and you love her…
I hate Sara Jean Underwood…from dating Ryan Seacrest, to ruining her body with shitty fake tits, to being over-hyped because she got naked when she was 18 for Playboy, an age that Playboy would feature anyone with some insight into a future career….to taking advantage of nerds because of their loyalty and fan behavior…and now she’s working out in outfits pretending dudes don’t hit on her…when dudes hit on everything with a pussy…that’s a fact…she’s lies…all fucking lies…and you love her…
