I am not posting these pics because I find this character hot…or sexy…or remotely like anything I would be willing to have sex with….I am not posting it because I like girls and food….I actually am a firm believer in girls starving themselves…I am posting this cuz I kinda love what she’s doing…and I don’t know what…you see I live with an amateur professional eater and she’s just fat and fucking disgusting about it…if anything…I even gag when she eats a fucking carrot cuz I know where that is gonna lead….but this Maria Edible is all rock and roll about it…she is like the pin-up model who isn’t a babe by any fucking means….but who has found a totally disgusting talent that is marketable cuz she’s not Asian or obese…and because she’s not offensively fat because of it…and carries it well….it makes it all kinda ok….according to me which is real the defining voice of what is acceptable or not…. Here’s a video of her in action… Here are pics of her in Inked November issue…..
The Hills aren’t alive with the sound of music…they are dead…but unfortunately…not the kind of dead I want…cuz the trash on the show live on…even thought a plane crash woulda been a much welcomed series finale…there just aren’t enough plane crashes with young starlets this generation….we need are Richie Valen / Buddy Holly….and these idiots woulda been key players…perfect for the job….peaked after selling their souls….something some of them are struggling with that.. HEIDI MONTAG ROCKING STRIP CLUBS WITH HER SHITTY FAKE TITS CUZ IT IS ONE STEP AWAY FROM DOING PORN but this Lauren Conrad character seems to be doing just fine….. Here’s the video…
As the media debates whether Brad Pitt’s nonsensical Chanel No. 5 ad is bad for the international fashion brand, it’s a good time check in with New York City dermatologist Dr. Jonathan Zizmor. The skin specialist, who has achieved cult status in the Big Apple because he markets his work as vigorously as Chanel does its clothing and bags mdash: albeit mostly on subway trains — got a national shout-out in the fourth parody ad that Saturday Night Live aired over the weekend, and he tells me it’s done absolutely nothing for business. In the parody, which I’ve embedded below, SNL cast member Taram Killam refers to Zizmor (left) as “the subway doctor” who can remove embarrassing tattoos, such as “an anchor that says ‘slut.'” Given that Zizmor got a free shot of publicity in the fake-ad series, which was a hot topic on morning TV and radio shows as well as the blogosphere on Monday, I thought I’d call him to see if he was reaping any benefits from the whirlwind. “Zero,” said Dr. Zizmor, who’s based in Manhattan and told me that I was the first person to call him. He had not seen the SNL clip, and may stil have not seen it. After I emailed him a Hulu link , Zizmor called back to say that he was unable to watch the clip because he didn’t have Adobe Flash installed on his computer. Fortunately, one of his staffers had watched it and recounted it to him. Regarding the parody itself, Zizmor said, “I have no comment positive or negative about it,” but when we did ask him if the SNL name-check has spurred any business or even curious calls, Zizmore said, “Nothing,” adding “That’s why I’m not even excited. It’s amazing that it does nothing.” Maybe Dr. Z isn’t all atwitter over this, but I still think it’s funny and it only reinforces my feeling that Killam is one of the long-running sketch show’s most valuable players. I also called Chanel USA to ask if the fashion giant had issued any reaction on behalf of the media debate over the $7-million commercial, which features Pitt as the feminine fragrance’s first male spokesman. The company had no comment, but I can’t imagine how this could be bad for the brand. Until Pitt made headlines last week, the male most associated with the Chanel brand was Karl Lagerfeld , who, despite his iconic status as a fashon over-achiever, looks a bit like a platinum-haired comic-book vampire. Yes, Pitt played undead, too, in Interview With The Vampire , but he did not look like he was a few dozen feedings short of a full stomach. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
I know she’s not actually showing off her fucking tits..but she’s still fucking topless where I’m from….and I hate when assholes like me lure you in by saying a bitch is topless…but really do you want to see a pretty manly…professional athlete…not famous for being sexy kinda face… You see in the Olympics, the vollyball players are the babes, you know the ones to watch cuz they wear skimpy bikini bottoms…but in life…they are just tall as fuck monster looking women…who even when they try to look hot in these magazines….aren’t…but I’ll still stare at their fit asses….even if they are a little boy-like.
I don’t watch soccer because everyone knows a real man’s sport is hockey, but soccer players get the best tail. Here is Kevin-Prince Boateng ‘s hot piece Melissa Satta showing off her bikini body at an event in Milan. Guys do yourself a favor, look him up and then punch yourselves in the nuts really hard because if a guy that ugly can have his way with a girl this hot, we’re all useless failures and don’t deserve to have genitalia.
All the single… players? Looks like Justin Timberfake is indeed ready to put a ring on it. Via US Weekly : On Thursday, Justin Timberlake rocked his soon-to-be-married body in Las Vegas — for his bachelor party! Set to wed Jessica Biel this year, the singer-actor, 31, was the guest of honor among a group of 20 men who “took over the dance floor table” at Tryst nightclub at the Wynn Las Vegas, a rep for the venue tells Us Weekly. Wearing a bowtie and a fedora, the Trouble With the Curve star and his posse sipped cocktails — plus Timberlake’s own liquor, 901 Tequila — as they grooved until the wee hours to the sounds of DJ Spider. “The group was very polite,” the rep says. (Another star at Tryst Thursday? Ryan Seacrest, hanging out separately with two pals, by Tryst’s 90-foot waterfall.) The crew was also spotted at Surrender Nightclub at Encore and Sinatra Restaurant at the Wynn. Although Surrender — an outdoor pool venue — was packed with models, Timberlake “was a good boy,” an eyewitness tells Us. “It was just him and his guys.” Back in January, Us Weekly broke the news that Timberlake had proposed to longtime love Biel, 30, in the mountains of Jackson, Wyoming in late December 2011. Dating for five years, the couple have been completely tight-lipped about when and where they’ll wed. Back in July, Biel said she had done “almost nothing” to prepare for the big day. “I’m just enjoying being engaged,” the Total Recall star explained. “I do feel like there is a lot of time and nothing needs to be rushed.” So it’s looking like the day has finally come for Jessica “Nice Cakes” Biel to have all her dreams come true. Hopefully for her sake this won’t become yet another “Hollywood Divorce.”
Her is some stupid named dutch cunt who is some TV presenter, better known for being a football players whore of a wife who groupied out proper and because of it has got herself on TV and modeling lingerie….where she makes stupid fucking faces half naked that I ignore because I am too busy staring at her 35 year old mom tits in the fucking push up bra she’s selling…cuz old, washed up, or not…half naked is all I need. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Are athletes becoming more comfortable with their sexuality ? Baltimore Ravens linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo is going “full steam ahead” after his battle with Maryland legislator C. Emmett Burns Jr., who last week wrote a letter calling on the team’s owner to silence Ayanbadejo regarding his public advocacy of gay marriage , only to back down amid a national uproar: As a pro-football player with an international platform, Ayanbadejo has been promoting LGBT equality for several years, working with Equality Maryland. In the wake of the confrontation with Burns, he sees a marked difference in the response to his advocacy from just five years ago, noting how he used to experience jabs from teammates and some fans. “In years past it would be just random people, who would write ignorant things [in response to my advocacy],” he said. “I haven’t had a single negative comment from any of my teammates or anybody around the NFL [after this episode], whereas in the past it was a completely different story. The fans — people all over the country, all over the world — have just invigorated me to fight even harder for marriage equality. I’ve been energized from the outpouring from all over the world. Maybe around 20 people — players, people in the building, whether it be a secretary or a janitor, or even coaches — have come up to me and given me a high-five.” “Whether it was women’s rights or interracial marriage or civil rights, whatever it was, it’s all led to where we are today,” he continued. “And now it’s gay rights. And it’s all the same issue even though they’re all different things. They’re all predicated on equality and treating people fairly. So I just see it from that standpoint. I see it a little bit broader than everybody else, but there’s always been someone that’s been discriminated against. And we’re just trying to tackle one issue at a time. Right now it’s the time for gay rights and it’s time for them to be treated equally and for everybody be treated fairly, in the name of love.” Life occasionally hands people a platform from which to speak, and it’s telling to note how he’s chosen to use the platform he has earned. He decided to stand up for other people, when, let’s face it, he didn’t have to do that. Not one person would have criticized him for staying silent about gay civil rights. But he went there, anyway. With straight football players like him stepping up the way they are, we’re afraid they’re in the process of killing the gay guy’s capacity to be cynical. Source NOH8/Instagram
Bachelor Pad. It’s the best/worst. If you thought the people on this program weren’t the sharpest tools in the shed before, the Spelling Bee last night confirmed that and then some. Also confirmed Monday night? Certain people have no self-respect and others get far too emotional about a show based around voting people off. Did Chris Bukowski live to fight another day? Did Blakeley Jones cry about it? Who got the heave-ho? Find out in THG’s Bachelor Pad recap! From now on, they will compete as couples, meaning Rachel had to get over Michael’s elimination and pair up with Nick … who’s still on the show? Plus 10 . Soon it’s time for the spelling bee, in which each duo had to spell their designated word by alternating letters. Can get kind of confusing at times, so Plus 5 . Minus 390 for some of the words these people missed, though, and for the manner in which they did so, omitting entire syllables and such. Almost scary. It came down to Ed and Jaclyn vs. Sarah and Chris, and after an eternity of botched efforts, the latter pair won this war of attrition and the roses. Plus 20 . Blakeley cried that Chris will not be sent home. It was awesome. Plus 10 . The winning couple got an overnight date at a Barn Hoedown, which was 1. really nice, and 2. an appropriately-named venue for Bachelor Pad. Plus 15 . Sarah Newlon actually seems pretty cool. Not clear why she and every other girl are THAT smitten with Chris, but they make a pretty cute duo. Plus 10 . Chris says he still reflects on his time with Emily Maynard and came on the show focused solely on money. We’ll buy it. The breakup is still fresh. Plus 5 . Ed and Jaclyn also got an overnight date (on California’s Channel Islands) and made sure to bring up yet again that he’s not interested in her. Minus 10 . It’s hard to get a read on Ed Swiderski. On the one hand, he was very up front and honest about the woman he’s been pursuing back home, so Plus 20 . On the flip side, it seems like he’s trying to finesse the situation so he can still bone Jaclyn but not have her get too attached, which is seedy. Minus 30 . Minus 240 more since it totally works. Come on Jaclyn. Could you be any more pathetic than trying to force him into declaring you’re a couple? UGH. Back at the house, the alliance was struggling with what to do next. You know, since the alliance was comprised of everybody but Chris/Sarah. Plus 5. Rachel was quick to volunteer herself and Nick for elimination, acting like Michael was dead and that she had no reason to go on living there. Minus 20 . Jaclyn and Ed each had a rose that they were able to give out – they couldn’t save themselves – and presented them to Blakeley and Tony. Plus 10 . Their options narrowed, the gang sent home Lindzi Cox and Kalon McMahon. Fortunately, they have each other, professing love in the limo. Plus 100 . EPISODE TOTAL: -480! SEASON TOTAL: -790!
Penn State University is doing all it can to separate itself from the Jerry Sandusky scandal, which has sent that pedophile to jail , resulted in unprecedented sanctions against the football team and led to new uniforms for the players. How will the fans feel the effects of this sordid situation? Penn State announced this week that it has outlawed the playing of Neil Diamond’s “Sweet Caroline” at home football games, a single used as a traditional sing-a-long on campus for many years. Track lyrics, as heard below, include the line “touching me, touching you,” and… well… we don’t need to explain why some might see that as inappropriate now, do we?
