I don’t know how Emily Ratajkowski managed to get invited to the Emmys last night, but I bet whoever asked her definitely wasn’t expecting her to show up with that supermodel cleavage of hers all covered up. I know you guys think I’m just being mean, but this is why I keep saying Emily should stop trying to pretend to be a serious “actress” and just stick to professional Instagram modeling . It’s way less disappointing for all of us. Photos: WENN.com
Viewers of the latest, greatest E! reality sensation learned a great deal about Rob Kardashian Sunday night on Rob & Chyna Season 1 Episode 2 . Not all of it was positive, however, if we’re being honest. Watch Rob & Chyna Season 1 Episode 2 Online If you watch Rob & Chyna online , or know anything about Rob for that matter, it’s clear that he’s about as insecure as a person gets. About a great many things. Picking up where last week left off – Rob and Chyna accusing each other of cheating and Rob getting kicked out – things were intense. Perhaps it’s fitting given that Blac complained that her alleged baby daddy (unless the Pilot Jones rumors are true) leaves the house. He left it now, alright! For good? After getting the boot, Rob opened up to Scott Disick that he wasn’t ready to “move past” their fight, but soon he had a change of heart. Rob called Chyna in an attempt move on. “When Rob says really bad stuff about himself, it kinda throws me off a lot because I don’t see it,” Blac told the camera in a confessional. “Some of the stuff he thinks and says is really sad.” As for why he’s so insecure: “I had a really bad past relationship where the girl was cheating and having sex with so many different people.” He didn’t name any names, but it’s no secret that Rob once unloaded publicly that Rita Ora cheated on him with 20 dudes . Twenty. So, yeah, we’d say she’s the most likely candidate. Regardless of whether it’s Rita or Adrienne Bailon that sent Rob into such a self-loathing tailspin, his life has become pretty surreal. To hear Scott Disick tell it in the quote of the year: “Once upon a time, a couple years ago, I lost my whole entire family. Then I had a really big drug problem. Then I was in rehab.” “Then I got out. Then I was still into doing drugs and doing s–t.” “Rob hasn’t come out of the house in three or four years, then [Rob] knocked up his girlfriend after two weeks of knowing her.” That would about sum up Rob & Chyna Season 1 Episode 2. Lord Disick also set up cameras to spy on Rob, though he lamented, “I haven’t caught one jerk session yet. I think you’re an anti-jerkite.” While Rob may not beat the meat as often as Scott might like, he is not opposed to beating a dead horse when it comes to his issues. “I’m not comfortable in my skin, I’m not comfortable with this weight, I feel like I’m not happy with anything I do,” the reality star explained. Chyna’s response, after he used this as a reason for not moving back into the house he shares (shared?) with his pregnant fiance? “That’s f–king whack, Rob.” Pretty much. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna Photos: Her Most Scandalous, Sexy Pics on Instagram! Fortunately, after another heart to heart, and a great final draft by the E! producers and story editors, the couple made real progress! All kidding aside, it was kind of touching to watch them come together. And no, not in the way Scott would prefer to watch them come. She reflected on how the media portrays her in a negative light and how hard that is, and how Rob has been going through a lot lately. Chyna said: “I can understand why you feel a little bit insecure.” “About your body and stuff. Maybe I need to be more supportive of that and not be so hard on you, too. I’m just sorry for being rude.” “I came across this article bashing me about my ass collapsing,” she added, making it abundantly clear that “my ass ain’t collapsing.” True or not, “It kinda gets me down a little bit.” Be strong, you two. Hang though. View Slideshow: Rob Kardashian & Scott Disick: 15 Times They Proved Their Bromance Was Real
Anthony Michael Hall is back at it again. The 48-year-old actor has a knack for arguing with his neighbors and getting in trouble with the law due to it. Back in 2011, Hall was booked by the LAPD after getting in an argument with a neighbor. Tensions flared when the neighbor found Anthony started ripping up plants in the common area of the complex. This was not met with the best response from the neighbor, who went home and called the cops. The plot thickened when Anthony had the audacity to challenge the neighbor to a fight. This should be one of those mistakes you learn from. Right? Well, apparently Anthony never thought that. Fast forward five years and he’s still causing fights with neighbors . The latest incident involved Anthony causing harm to a neighbor for leaving a gate opened. Yes, you read that correctly. He melted down and attacked the man. It was all caught on CCTV and we can’t quite believe we’re reporting on it. The man was left with a broken wrist and hurt back. This is all pretty bizarre, but it’s also pretty clear that Anthony should not be living with anyone around him. View Slideshow: 18 STUNNING Celebrity Confessions The dude obviously has a short temper and that’s not good when he shares the complex with other residents. Maybe he should do the residents a favor and move somewhere far away. There’s a thought! Anthony was a teen star in the 80s, appearing in the likes of The Breakfast Club and Sixteen Candles. More recently, he starred in TNT’s Murder in the First in a recurring role. What do you think about all of this? Should he just move out of the block to save face? Hit the comments below! View Slideshow: 19 Celebrities Who Are Simply Huge Liars
Jimmy Kimmel watched someone else walk away with an Emmy for Best Variety Talk Series last night. That, however, wasn't where the pain of loss ended. As John Oliver and his colleagues exited stage left, Kimmel's “nemesis,” Matt Damon casually entered stage right, munching on an apple and looking to shoot the breeze. “Terrific,” Kimmel deadpanned as he saw the Oscar winner stroll up to him. “Can I help you?” he asked a smirking Damon. “What do you want?” “Just calm down, man,” Damon said, his mouth full of apple. “I missed the last category. Did you win?” he asked Kimmel. “No, we didn't win, alright?” “Oh, that's a bummer. It makes a lot of sense, but…you must be really bummed out.” “Yeah, we're a little disappointed, thank you.” “So, you're not going to get a trophy.” “No, I don't get a trophy, then,” Kimmel said. ” Are you finished? You done?” “Wait, who did get a trophy? Who won?” Damon asked. “John Oliver. He was just out here. What do you mean…” “Yes! Yes!” Damon said as the audience cheered. “They know,” he added, pointing out into the crowd. “And I knew. I had him in my pool.” “Do you mind if I continue with the show,” a ticked off Kimmel asked. Damon relented and told his frenemy he'd see him at the after party. “There's an after party?” Kimmel asked. Ooh. Awkward. “Hey Jimmy. Tell your mom, 'I like them apples,” Damon said as he walked off stage, referencing a line from Good Will Hunting . Kimmel's mom had made about 7,000 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the audience last night. Kimmel assumed that some people were hungry since they “hadn't eaten since Labor Day,” so Mrs. Kimmel packed sandwiches, juice boxes and apples for everyone. Damon and Kimmel have this skit up for 11 years, and it still isn't old. Last night's might have been the funniest yet, though their interactions in the past – most recently “Couples Therapy” – are pretty damn good. It started on the third episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live! , the talk show host himself told NPR in 2013. “We had a bad show. … The guests were bad, and I was feeling pretty bad about myself at the end of the program,” Kimmel recalled. “And I decided to say, for the amusement of one of our producers who was standing next to me … ‘I want to apologize to Matt Damon. We ran out of time.’ … And he got a kick out of it, the producer, so I just started doing it every night to amuse him.” From there, it led to an appearance by a very unamused Damon, to Sarah Silverman's “I'm F—ing Matt Damon” music video, and soon became a recurring segment of the show. Watch the skit below from last night's 68th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards. It truly is television magic.
On The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 7 Episode 10 , Melissa made plans for the Garden State group to go away to Vermont. Also, Teresa fumed at a family reunion. What else is new? Watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 7 Episode 10 Online If you watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online , you know that Tre and Jacqueline Laurita have been at odds. To put it mildly. We’ll get to that in a moment, but start on a more positive note. Mostly positive, anyway. Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga both agreed that women were hands down stronger than men. Case in point? Joe Giudice getting “worse and worse” as prison loomed. The only silver lining, Tre said, was that he would be forced to quit drinking in the slammer, and that the ordeal has brought them closer. “This is definitely the closest that her and I have ever been,” Melissa told the camera, and while true, there was plenty of strife this week. When Melissa and Siggy suggested they take a girls’ trip to Vermont, Teresa said she needed to stay with her family. Easy enough, right? Well, Siggy made her pitch for Teresa to meet Kathy and Rosie for lunch as they had asked, and that’s when things started to get ugly. “With all respect to both of you, I don’t get involved in your family life so please don’t get involved in mine,” the former convict replied. When Jacqueline pushed her a little further, Teresa snapped, “Jacqueline don’t bring up my f–king family. I don’t want to f–king hear it.” Not taking no for an answer, Siggy and Jacqueline continued insisting that Rosie and Kathy just wanted their family back, nothing more. “They should have thought about that before trashing my family,” Teresa said, and the star was later proven right in an indirect sense. When Melissa, Joe Gorga, and Jacqueline headed to pay a visit to Rosie, Kathy and her husband, Richie, the tension escalated quickly. To hear Melissa tell it: “Richie was trying to say that he loves his wife and Teresa’s husband doesn’t love her. What a dick thing to say,” she lamented. Finally, Rosie, Kathy, Teresa and Joe Gorga met up, with Kathy urging everyone involved to “go forward and be a family. Tre? Not having it. Telling them that all she wants is “to be left alone,” Giudice explained, turning her sights on Kathy’s husband Richie. “I don’t want to be hurt anymore. Every time I’m around your husband, he’s always got something negative to say.” “I’m tired. I’ve been through a lot and I haven’t heard from you guys. There’s been a lot of turmoil. I want to cut the cancer out, really.” “We’re not cancer,” Kathy replied, and while Teresa clearly isn’t convinced of that, the meeting did end without any tables getting flipped. Baby steps. View Slideshow: 23 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates (and Everyone Else)
Counting On’s Jinger Duggar may not follow her family’s courtship playbook as closely as Jim Bob might like, but she still has boundaries. In other words, chaperones. In a sneak peek of Tuesday’s Counting On Season 2 Episode 5, the sixth eldest Duggar goes on a fun date with future husband Jeremy Vuolo. And three siblings. Jeremy, Jinger and her siblings Jeremiah, Jedidiah and Joy-Anna Duggar will visit a local amusement park to race go-karts and more. Much more. “We have to kinda watch and keep an eye on ‘em,” Jedidiah says, and when the competition turns to bumper boats, things to go another level. Jinger decides to share a boat with Jeremy for a “teamwork” edge; Jinger’s brothers take notice and in response, spray them with water. “That was just like calling for an instant shower blessing,” Jeremiah says, and while Jeremy takes it in stride, Jinger is less than thrilled. Hey, when you break courtship rules left and right, the younger siblings are going to be taking their chaperone rules all the more seriously. We can’t be having any more full frontal hugs now, can we? No, although the way these two are going, it may be a moot point shortly. We can expect Jeremy to “browse for engagement rings” with her sister Jessa Seewald’s husband Ben on this week’s installment as well. While Jim Bob disapproves of Jeremy Vuolo – or at least made it clear he doesn’t want Jinger to move too fast – he may have met his match. These two are so smitten it’s almost nauseating. Or actually nauseating, if you’re some fans who are taking issue with Jinger’s propensity for turning “babe” into a three-syllable word. And saying it approximately 75 times. View Slideshow: Jinger Duggar Photos: From Childhood to Courtship! “I felt a bit embarrassed by the ‘baaabe’ talk,” one fan wrote following last week’s courting-heavy show. “I don’t know about this courting thing.” “Jinger has gone from being very sheltered and home all the time to having a boyfriend to talking of marriage in a mere 60 days or so.” “Emotionally she almost doesn’t seem like she is able to handle it. The ‘babe’ thing is a little much. She repeats it over and over.” “It seems awkward to have a camera following her around at such an emotionally vulerable [sic] time. Is it really a healthy thing?” A fair question, but one that could also be applied to so many of the Duggar family’s rules for dating, courting, marriage, sex and life: View Slideshow: 13 Things BANNED in the Duggar Family
Patton Oswalt took home the Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special on Sunday night. And while the win hasn’t garnered the sort of attention for Oswalt as such surprising (and deserving) victories by Rami Malek and Tatiana Maslany, the comedian is now making headlines for what he said after taking home the trophy. First, on stage, Oswalt said the following toward the end of his acceptance speech: “I want to share this with two people: One of them is my daughter, Alice, waiting at home. The other one is waiting somewhere else – I hope.” That’s a pretty amazing line. In late April, Michelle McNamara died in her sleep in the home she shared with Oswalt. The author was 46 years old, married Oswalt in 2005 and gave birth to the couple’s only child in 2009. Since McNamara’s tragic passing, Oswalt has taken the time on a couple of occasions to openly mourn his late wife. “Depression is the tallest kid in the 4th grade, dinging rubber bands off the back of your head and feeling safe on the playground, knowing that no teacher is coming to help you,” he wrote on Facebook in August He then contrasted this feeling with grief . “But grief? Grief is Jason Statham holding that 4th grade bully’s head in a toilet and then f-cking the teacher you’ve got a crush on in front of the class… “Grief makes depression cower behind you and apologize for being such a dick.” Oswalt wrote those words 102 days after McNamara passed away. “I was face-down and frozen for weeks,” he wrote of how he felt when he first lost his wife. “It’s 102 days later and I can confidently say I have reached a point where I’m crawling. Which, objectively, is an improvement. Maybe 102 days later I’ll be walking.” Following his win on Sunday night and his acceptance speech, Oswalt was asked more about McNamara. “Every bit of growth that I’ve had in my career, especially in my writing and my performing, came because I met Michelle McNamara,” he told reporters. “Because I met and married this woman who just was so much wiser and self-actualized and aware of life than I was. I had convinced myself that I was aware and self-actualized and mature but then I met the real deal… “To have that ripped out of my life the way that it has this year – I’m not trying to say that this is meaningless, but everything seems like the lights have been turned down 50% on everything since she’s gone. “It just going to be a long, long time before I can be the kind of person she made me again.” Watch his moving post-win speech below: Patton Oswalt Honors Late Wife In an article for Time.com shortly after McNamara died, Oswalt looked back on the legacy left by his wife. He said at the time: “The reaction to her passing, the people who are shocked at her senseless absence, is a testament to how she steered her life with joyous, wicked curiosity,. “She hasn’t left a void. She’s left a blast crater.”
Another Celebrity Learns That Bringing Guns To Airports Isn’t A Good Idea At some point, celebrities will realize sneaking guns onto planes is an awful idea. TMZ just reported that Coolio was the latest celeb to find himself in handcuffs after he tried to sneak a loaded handgun through airport security. Apparently, someone tried to sneak the gun through in a book bag. There’s some discrepancy on who the gun belongs to, whether it’s owned by the Compton rapper or a member of his security team. Witnesses told the police the gun belonged to Coolio, but the police are still doing an investigation into the incident. (via TMZ )
Another Celebrity Learns That Bringing Guns To Airports Isn’t A Good Idea At some point, celebrities will realize sneaking guns onto planes is an awful idea. TMZ just reported that Coolio was the latest celeb to find himself in handcuffs after he tried to sneak a loaded handgun through airport security. Apparently, someone tried to sneak the gun through in a book bag. There’s some discrepancy on who the gun belongs to, whether it’s owned by the Compton rapper or a member of his security team. Witnesses told the police the gun belonged to Coolio, but the police are still doing an investigation into the incident. (via TMZ )
