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Robbery Suspect Eats Holdup Note

A robbery suspect takes some time to eat his holdup note while handcuffed on the hood of the police cruiser. This is funny to watch despite a superhuman effort by the newscaster to ruin it with some unbelievably lame puns.

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Robbery Suspect Eats Holdup Note

Justin Bieber Mall Appearance Canceled After Stampede Erupts

A young fan was hospitalized after the ruckus at the Roosevelt Field Mall in Long Island, New York.

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Miley Cyrus ‘Deeply Saddened’ By Death Of Tour Bus Driver

Bill Douglas, 53, killed in crash while driving one of Cyrus’ buses Friday morning.

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Claire Danes See Thru Dress at Some Premiere of the Day

Claire Danes tit has always bored the fuck out of me. She’s always been flat cheseted and has never worn a bra and it’s been about as exciting as being a straight man hanging out in the gym lockeroom, not that I ever go to the gym, but I did have a free membership at the YMCA back when I was homeless and I would go in there sometimes to shower and shave when I got tired of smelling my own ass but kept it limited because it turns out the YMCA is a place where homos go to hook up and sex offenders go to look at little kids and the whole thing is uncomfortable to me and makes me wonder why the police dont just set up shop there to catch the predator, but not as uncomfortable as Claire Danes’ big nipple on her small tit makes me when I am forced to look at it because bitch finds bras uncomfortable and unnecessary or some shit.

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Janet Jackson on Good Morning America: Family Not Naive; Held Interventions For Michael

The Jackson family tried to stop Michael Jackson’s addiction to prescription drugs by staging interventions, Janet Jackson said on Good Morning America today. “Of course, that’s what you do,” the youngest member of the Jackson family said in an interview

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Cops Break Up Paris Hilton-Doug Reinhardt Melee

Another day, another epic fight at Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt in the wee hours of the morning that results in the police getting called on them. Such is life with this match made in heaven Hollywood.

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Rihanna’s Got Some Cheese

I’ve been around this celebrity blogging racket for quite some time now and I’ve seen more than my share of upskirt pictures, but these shots of Rihanna getting into her SUV are turning my stomach.

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Rihanna’s Got Some Cheese

Crazy Cat Heckles Police Officer

This cat seems to think this police officer's a tree. The cat could also be his sidekick. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Crawford’s Alleged Extortionist Turns Himself In

Filed under: Celebrity Justice , Cindy Crawford The 26-year-old German model who allegedly tried to extort $100,000 from Cindy Crawford has turned himself in to the cops.Edis Kayalar (right), who has been charged with one count extortion, reportedly walked into a police station in Germany … Permalink

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Edis Kayalar Arrested in Cindy Crawford Extortion Plot

Model Cindy Crawford is the latest celebrity to be ensnared in an extortion plot, in her case involving her a photo of her eight year-old daughter, Kaia.

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Edis Kayalar Arrested in Cindy Crawford Extortion Plot