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Snooki Speaks on Pregnant Sex, Horny Baby Cheering on Orgasms

Effing Snooki. The reality star (real name Nicole Polizzi) is never one to hold back, but some of her recent comments on sex during pregnancy scream “TMI” even by her standards. Seriously, she makes the Jessica Simpson quotes about the “big O” and “swamp ass” seem downright boring. So what’s Snook’s sex life like? Be forewarned. She revealed that she’ll be dreaming about boning, only to wake up and discern that her man is actually having his way with Snooki nude . Lovely. “I’ll be having sex in my dream, and when I wake up, I’m actually having sex. Jionni’s like, doing it with me as I’m sleeping,” she told Us . ”I read your baby can feel your orgasm.” “What does he think it is? Does he see, like rainbows and unicorns? The baby is probably horny. That little creep. [During sex] he’s probably like, ‘Yeah, Mommy!’” Good luck getting that cringe-inducing image out of your head. She also revealed that she and fiance Jionni LaValle have set up some guidelines for child-rearing: “If we’re hungover or if we’ve had two drinks, we’re not going near the kid. We’ll give him to Grandma. God forbid we drop our baby!” Basically, Snooki and her kid won’t meet until he can walk.

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President Obama Better Suited to Handle Alien Invasion Than Mitt Romney, Survey Finds

A majority respondents to a new survey say President Barack Obama is better suited to handle an alien invasion than GOP nominee-in-waiting Mitt Romney. Yes, someone actually polled this. “We wanted the pulse on people’s opinions,” said Brad Dancer of National Geographic, who conducted the survey for the new series “Chasing UFOs.” “We wanted to get a sense of how Americans view UFOs , what people believe and how mainstream pop culture may or may not play into their opinions.” For whatever reason, nearly 65 percent of respondents said Obama would be better suited to handle a theoretical alien invasion than Romney. Obama trumped Romney across the board, winning broad support from women (68 percent), men (61 percent) and those aged 18-64 (68 percent). During a May visit to the White House by the actor Will Smith and his family, Obama was quizzed by Smith’s 13-year-old son, Jaden, about aliens. “OK, I can neither confirm or deny the existence of extraterrestrials,” Obama said from the White House Situation Room, according to Will. “But I can tell you if there had been a top secret meeting, and if there would have been a discussion about it, it would have taken place in this room.” No idea how Obama would poll against some top movie presidents . Who would you vote for if the election were today?

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Kris Humphries Under Oath: Only Friends with Myla Sinanaj!

Kris Humphries was deposed by Kim Kardashian’s legal team yesterday, as the divorce case between this former couple hopefully nears an end. Under oath, the power forward reportedly swore that he never actually dated Myla Sinanaj, a NYC hotel employee who has suddenly become a key player because Kardashian believes Kris’ relationship with her shoots down his case of supposed heartbreak. TMZ insiders say Kris told lawyers that he and Myla were only friends and he never revealed anything specific about Kim to her. Other sources contradict this claim, however, with one alleging that Humphries opened up to Sinanaj about Kanye West and his suspicions that the rapper was getting it on with Kardashian . Humphries is basing his case for more money from Kim on the accusation that she defrauded him into marriage and never had any intention of making the union work. But he offered no evidence for this assertion during his deposition, witnesses tell TMZ. Up next, or in the near future, Sinanaj will answer questions, while Reggie Bush may even be dragged into this ridiculous mess.

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Louis C.K. on Sarah Palin Tweets: Not Sorry!

Louis C.K. is far from apologetic about the profane Sarah Palin Tweets that caused major controversy and cost him his White House Correspondents’ Dinner gig. The Louis star was slated to host the annual D.C. event but bowed out amid the uproar sparked by harsh Tweets he wrote about the ex-Alaska Governor. So, is he sorry? Mmmnot so much. “It’s caused me some problems that I wrote s–t about her,” C.K. admitted on the Today show Monday. “But I also… why not, man? I mean, what is she?” “She’s just a person. I don’t think she’s some sacred person.” “And, to me,” he added of his Tweets, which were written drunk on a plane, “I was writing poems. It was like poetry to me, and I enjoyed writing them.” Poetry comprised of C-bombs, F-bombs and Sarah Palin jokes. Asked if he would write the same things again, C.K. replied: “Yeah, I probably would, I think so. It still makes me laugh a little bit, the stuff that I wrote, when I think about it … I actually thought it was well-written.” Hey, might as well own it. The man does not mince words. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]

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Courtney Robertson to Pen Tell-All Bachelor Book?!

The Bachelor and The Bachelorette spoilers seem to always leak, but the cast members are always on legal lockdown before, during and after the show. This fact makes it hard to believe recent reports that this year’s Bachelor winner, Courtney Robertson, is planning a tell-all book about the experience. According to In Touch, Ben Flajnik’s fiancee wants to “address misconceptions” about her name-calling, top-dropping, man-eating, “winning” ways. No other Bachelor or Bachelorette cast member has ever gone off the script by airing juicy behind-the-scenes details … most likely because of iron-clad NDAs. Just the same, “Courtney has a lot already written,” according to an unnamed source quoted by Wetpaint. “She started when she got home from filming the show.” “It was her way of coping with frustrations over how she was portrayed. Writing was her release … We all think she should definitely turn it into a book . It will be SO juicy.” One way to get around the legal obstacles? “Fictionalizing” it. “She could do it as a memoir – or as a fictional story loosely based on her life. It’s still in the early stages,” says the source of a possible Courtney novel. Hey, it worked for New York Times bestseller Lauren Conrad. In related news … check out these Courtney Robertson bikini photos ! You can definitely see what Ben saw in her, if you know what we’re talking about. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

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Mary Cheney and Heather Poe: Married!

Mary Cheney, the openly gay daughter of former Vice President Dick Cheney, married her longtime partner Heather Poe earlier today. Cheney spokeswoman Kara Ahern confirmed the nuptials. “Our daughter Mary and her long time partner, Heather Poe, were married today in Washington, DC,” the Cheneys said in a statement. Mary (left) and Heather “have been in a committed relationship for many years, and we are all delighted that they were able to take advantage of the opportunity to have that relationship recognized,” Dick and his wife Lynne added. “Mary and Heather and their children are very important and much loved members of our family and we wish them every happiness.” As V.P., Dick Cheney regularly broke ranks with the Republican party and president George W. Bush with his support of same-sex marriage. Poe and Mary Cheney have two children: Cheney gave birth to their son in 2007, and their daughter in 2009. They live together in Virginia. Congratulations to the whole family!

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Michelle Obama’s Top 10 List of Gardening Facts

While Rush Limbaugh mocks Barack Kardashian, the First Lady of the U.S. is staying out of the political fray and focusing on her new book about gardening. Michelle Obama, who’s been promoting her new book about the White House garden and healthy eating, appeared on the Late Show With David Letterman. Here are her “Top Ten Fun Facts About Gardening” from Tuesday … Michelle Obama Top 10 List Gardening was invented in 1822 by Albert Gardener. Plant avocados, tomatoes, onions and cilantro together and grow a guacamole tree. Eggplants were originally cultivated for use as doorstops. In his lifetime, the average American will eat half a radish. The largest zucchini ever grown contained a Starbucks. Later this year the Supreme Court will finally rule on “tomato” vs. “tomahto.” If you have an actual green thumb, it might be scurvy. Lettuce is 96 percent water and 4 percent lettuce. The White House tool shed contains shovels, trowels and Weed Whacker One. With enough care and effort you can grow your own Barack-oli. Her campaign for home-grown diets and to fight obesity has already shown progress. Earlier this year, Michelle even got Jay Leno to eat vegetables . Not a small feat.

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Sluts Unite: Women’s Rights Activists Lead Voter Registration Drive, Decry GOP, Rush Limbaugh

Women’s rights activists are leading a “Rock the Slut Vote” online effort to register women to vote and cast their ballots against Republicans in 2012. The name is a reference to Rush Limbaugh’s use of the word to describe law student Sandra Fluke, who testified before Congress in support of contraceptives. “If the GOP thinks throwing the word ‘slut’ at us at this point is going to silence women, they have another thing coming,” said Susan McMillan Emry, the site’s founder. Following the national backlash over Limbaugh calling Sandra Fluke a slut , “Rock the Slut Vote” is now aiming to “diffuse” the offensive term, Emry said. Taking a vein from comedian Jeff Foxworthy and his “You might be a Redneck if…” jokes, Emry’s website gives visitors 22 reasons why “You might be a slut.” One of the signs you’re a quote-unquote slut: “If you’ve ever used contraception.” Or “if you’re still downloading Dixie Chicks music” or “if you don’t go to church.” The site aims to “re-appropriate” the word “slut” so that the radio host and other Republicans cannot use it to “bully and silence women,” Emry said. “It’s really about taking the power away from that word more than about Rush Limbaugh. He gave the word the notoriety but we are trying to take it back.” Emry said the “Rush Limbaugh mess,” the Susan G. Komen Foundation’s decision to cut Planned Parenthood funding and recent efforts in state Legislatures to restrict access to abortions and contraceptives “compelled” her to create the site. “Originally my intention wasn’t so much to have a platform as to find a voice myself,” Emry said. “It was good for me personally because I felt so much outrage.”

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Prop 8: Appeal to Overturn California Gay Marriage Ruling Shot Down; Supreme Court Battle Ahead?

A federal appeals court ruled today that it will not review a three-judge panel’s decision to overturn California’s Proposition 8, which banned same-sex marriage. Proposition 8 banned gay marriage in California, before it was ruled unconstitutional last year. Proponents plan to appeal the ruling to the U.S. Supreme Court. That would put battle for same-sex marriage on a national stage . The ruling comes after a federal court ruled that the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA), which says states don’t have to recognize gay marriages in other states and defines marriage as between a man and a woman for federal purposes, is unconstitutional. The Supreme Court could also decide to hear that case next year. In February, a three-judge panel in California voted 2-1 against the voter-approved gay marriage ban, upholding an earlier decision by Judge Vaughn Walker. The panel said that by denying same-sex marriage rights, Proposition 8 violated the equal protection clause and due process clause of the U.S. Constitution. The court wrote: “Proposition 8 serves no purpose, and has no effect, other than to lessen the status and human dignity of gays and lesbians in California, and to officially reclassify their relationships and families as inferior to those of opposite-sex couples.” Prop 8 supporters appealed, asking for a larger panel to review the case, and sponsors say they are eager take the matter before the Supreme Court. However, The February decision was narrowly written and focused on the measure in California, meaning the high court may not hear the case. Despite Prop 8 being ruled unconstitutional, and that ruling being upheld twice, same-sex couples in California will not be allowed to marry right away. As long as Prop 8 supporters have a chance to appeal, the measure stands; If the Supreme Court won’t hear the case, that would end the process. Same-sex marriage :

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Candice Accola and Zach Roerig: It’s Over!

Vampire Diaries stars Zach Roerig and Candice Accola have broken up. The two cast members, who kept their relationship off-screen very low-key, first got together in the fall of last year. Apparently it’s over now , though. No reason was given for the split, first reported by Us Weekly . In October of last year, Accola tweeted a photo of Roerig, writing, “Cheering on my man at his second paddle board race! He kicked some major a**.” Roerig also tweeted a photo of Accola in a bikini on the beach with “Go Zach!” written across her stomach. “My number one cheerleader!” he wrote. That was about it for public acknowledgements of their romance, however. Accola, 25, plays bubbly vampire Caroline Forbes on the hit CW show. Roerig, 27, plays Matt Donovan, always a fan favorite … in TVD death pools. The show definitely keeps its romances in house. Paul Wesley is married to Season 3 guest star Torrey DeVitto, while Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder are also a couple. [Photos: WENN.com]

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