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Jenna Jameson’s Half Assed Bikini Pictures

It looks like Jenna Jameson is doing just fine after her husband used her to beat up a bathtub in their home a month or so ago. Here she is hanging out by the pool in her bikini top and short shorts with a friend. When I say friend I mean the curly haired chick, not the Champagne, I get the feeling Jenna likes her drinkies. I’m just assuming she’s by the pool, hence the bikini top, but she is a pornstar after all so it’s possible she’s just out having lunch somewhere, you never know with these chicks. Anyhow, it’s nice to see that her body is doing just fine and I’m glad she covered up her eyes with those big sunglasses, with all that plastic surgery her face is beginning to look a little like Joan Rivers. Not good. Nice tits though. Enjoy.

Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: Welcome to Wedding Season [Altarcations]

Phyllis Nefler took a break from lounging by the pool issuing bon mots to the assembled C-list celebrities at her feet to score today’s New York Times wedding announcements. It is Memorial Day weekend. Wedding season has begun in earnest. More

Grace Jones in a Bathing Suit With Her Young White Boyfriend of the Day

Grace Jones’ boyfriend has the right idea. Move in on the 62 year old woman cuz she has money and it’s a hell of a lot better than working the gas station you met her at….and I guess Grace Jones has the right idea too, retire with a hired white cock to carry your shit for you and fuck you on command while you sit by the pool and remember a time she used to get positive male attention, because you can…Unfortunately, her gut exploded and her ass turend 62…not that I ever found her hot…but because no one wants to see that shit …except maybe the opportunistic….but even he probably does it with his eyes shut while pinching his nose like the asthmatic kid awkwardly jumping into the pool and these pictures aren’t so pleasant, but pussy in a bathing suit is pussy in a bathing suit…and I am a firm believer in taking what you can get, which is pretty much the reason I married my wife… Pics via Bauer

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Jon Bon Jovi: Slippery When Wet

We caught Jon Bon Jovi relaxing by the pool shirtless at a Miami area Hotel and even at 48-years-old the “Slippery When Wet” singer still has the body that woman want to lay their hands on.

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Jon Bon Jovi: Slippery When Wet

American Family Association: Stone Tilly The Whale To Death

Link: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03… The absurd right-wingers known as the AFA want Sea World to stone the killer whale who attacked his trainer , in accordance with Scripture. They would probably also accept just a toaster thrown into the pool. Read

Trista Sutter Bikini Pictures

As far as bikini pictures go these shots of The Bachelorette Trista Sutter lounging by the pool aren’t exactly Jessica Alba with her ass in the air , but they’ll do for now because I like pseudo-celebrities in their swimsuits. She looks good though, I think she had a baby too which makes her a pseudo-celebrity-MILF, which is even better for some perverted reason. I don’t know why, I guess I’m just on a hot older bird kick. That and the fact that it looks a little chilly down there by the pool. Nice.

Dennis Rodman Enjoys The Miami Heat

We spotted former NBA All-Sta r Dennis Rodman enjoying some pool time at Hotel party in Miami. The just out of rehab basketball giant spent the day amongst a lot of temptation with alcohol flowing freely around the pool side party. Lets just hope there weren’t any worms in any of the cups he was holding!

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Dennis Rodman Enjoys The Miami Heat

Was mother tweeting while child was dying?

Shellie Ross was Tweeting from her Florida home at 5:22pm Monday about how foggy it was. At 5:30PM she called 911 saying her son Bryson was lying at the bottom of the pool.

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Carrie Underwood Gets Her Feet Wet

Carrie Underwood cools off while on vacationing in the Bahamas. The country star–who is staying at swanky star-studded resort, The Cove–relaxed by the pool and went swimming with the dolphins.

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Rihanna Would Rather Go Naked

Rihanna admits she likes walking around her L.A. pad completely naked

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