The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is coming out soon and every day they have been giving us little teasers. Today, we have Vita Sidorkina who is one of my favorites and probably should be on the cover. However, her popularity is just not there yet, but there is no denying she deserves it. I mean, just watch the video. She will blow your mind. » view all 11 photos
Ariel Winter has been an actress on Modern Family for seven seasons, but it’s her social media presence that’s made her a known entity in certain corners of the Internet: Normally, this would be the part where we’d make a joke about how she owes her popularity to two things: Her fashion sense and her witty captions! Instead, we’ll just cut right to the chase and point out that Ariel has giant boobs . The good news is that her curvaceous form has made Ariel an Instagram sensation. The bad news is that we’re guessing an unsettling percentage of her followers are sweaty middle-aged guys in basement apartments. Anyway, it’s best not to think about those heavy-breathing comb-over aficionados when admiring Ariel’s latest selfie. Let us instead focus on what really matters: boobs. Actually, let’s change things up a bit. Sure, she has huge boobs, but as this pic highlights, Ariel also has a tiny waist that gives her the approximate proportions of a Barbie doll come to life. This pic has racked up over 65,000 likes in the 24 hours since she posted it, but we’re guessing more than a few hundred people have read Ariel’s brief caption: “Schoolin’ your ass like the 101 #movie #fitting” she wrote. She tagged the pic in Knoxville, Tennessee. We can assume that’s an outfit she’ll be wearing in a movie in which she probably play some sexy Southern belle. Will the role help her make the jump from small screen to big? Will go from being a favorite of pasty Internet pervs to a household name? Tune in next time for more Ramblings and Rhetorical Questions About Ariel Winter’s Huge Boobs . View Slideshow: Ariel Winter: 25 Pics of Our Favorite Modern Family Star!
It’s only been six weeks since we first learned that Zayn Malik and Gigi Hadid are dating , but it seems that the young couple is moving extremely fast. In fact, Us Weekly is reporting that the 20-year-old model and 22-year-old former One Direction heartthrob were spotted apartment hunting in NYC earlier this week. Yes, sources tell the tabloid that Gigi and Zayn are looking to shack up, and it seems they’ve agreed to split the difference by both moving about 3,000 miles from their respective hometowns. (Gigi hails from SoCal; Zayn, obviously, is from the UK.) Like we said, they’re moving at the sort of break-neck speed that can only be achieved by a couple of early 20-somethings with a lot to prove. It’s enough to make you wonder if one of them is feeling a tad insecure about the relationship and attempting to suppress their feelings by doubling-down. After all, these two are both coming fresh from previous relationships (In fact, Zayn was engaged to Perrie Edwards until just a few months ago.), and plenty of insiders have already expressed their doubts that they’ll be able to make it work. Hilariously, one source recently claimed that Gigi’s friends have encouraged her to dump Zayn because he’s a “nerd.” Take heart, Zayn. We’re sure about a billion One Directioners would disagree with that assessment. View Slideshow: Gigi Hadid: 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are planning an over-the-top marriage vow renewal ceremony this summer, according to reports. The motives of Kimye are suspect to say the least, however. The duo’s second wedding anniversary is coming up in May, and what better way to celebrate than rake it in and rejuvenate their popularity? Yes, that was cynical. But would you really be surprised? “They want this to be a tradition, with an extravagant celebration instead of anything low-key,” an insider told Radar of the celebrities. In typical fashion, “they both want next year’s ceremony to take place in Paris, where Kanye still wants to set up a home eventually.” Or at least build an epic mansion there for two years while living with Kris Jenner, then turn around and sell it without ever moving in. ‘Ye is White House bound in 2020, after all. Don’t forget. According to the celebrity gossip sources that bring us this story – and common sense – matriarch Kris Jenner is ALL ABOUT this plan. “Kris has has told them they’d be crazy not to cash in, because their stock is so high right now and they’d easily make tens of millions.” Naturally, the Momager is already pondering all the “sponsorships and media deals” she could score by “selling the rights to the event.” While Kim insists she wants to keep things classy, “It’s highly likely she’ll cave in and do whatever for the cash if the offers are right.” Especially with Keeping Up with the Kardashians ratings in free fall mode and Kris resorting to more and more desperate measures. Who needs Justin Bieber shagging Kourtney or edited storylines when you can stage the Wedding of the Century II … or III, or IV?! This is what dreams are made of. View Slideshow: Keeping Up with the Kardashians Ratings Free Fall: Cast Reacts in GIFs!
I think the first pussy I ate, I was probably 14 years old, maybe even younger…it was with a high school girlfriend, who was hardly I girl, but I’ve always taken when I can get…no matter how disgusting it is…at least back then before I realized that ugly girls are just as crazy as hot girls…and I’d rather just jerk off than acutally interact and deal with humans…more than just getting them to send me sex videos…. I was 14 in the 90s….this was before porn existed, and I wasn’t the kid molested by my teacher, or exposed to sex in a way that would make me know anything about eating pussy…you know when 14 year olds weren’t as sexed up as they are now…doing 50 shades of grey shit…thanks to society being a bunch of perverts… I read people are mad, offended, shocked she wore this shirt…at 17….while being a Kardashian, famous from a porn video trashy, rich, hooker of a family… While I think seeing a 17 year old, who looks 40, thanks to shitty face fillers, and bad make-up, trying to secure herself as an Amber Rose type of hip hop groupie, only rich as fuck, on TV, with no childhood, who has admitted to have fucked, possibly even eating the ass of TYGA….possibly to become his teen wife, all while 3 years older than I was when I used to eat out girls, 20 years ago, before kids are so exposed to shit, that eating out isn’t even what they do…it’s too basic… Making a parody shirt “Eat Me Out”…..seem definitely not offensive at all….in comparisson to this offensive fucking family… Meaning, these parents against offensive shit are fighting a fight they’ll never win…this motherfucker and her generation are just too fucked up sexually… I mean….she looks like a porn star…why is an eat me out shirt offensive when her family and their entire existence is offensive… A video posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Jul 24, 2015 at 12:58pm PDT The post Kyle Jenner in an “Eat Me Out” Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Cara Delevigne possibly on drugs, possibly trying to draw attention to herself, possible just being wild and silly as Cara Delevingne seems to do in efforts to be relevant, fun and liked by people more famous than her, because when you have been able to get cast in movies, TV, record an album, all while being a British lesbian rich kid, all because of your popularity….you might as well keep that shit going…so that you don’t lose everything you’ve built, while pretending you don’t give a fuck, but you clearly give a fuck, because if you didn’t want to be famous, you wouldn’t be drawing attention to yourself to get famous and possibly promote your shitty movie you’re promoting… Apparently she flashes in this video, I just could last 10 seconds in with the white girl commentary going along with it…at least not to see Cara Delevinge twerk like a white girl…and flash…an ass or tits I’ve already seen…maybe I’m over this whole thing…yes…I am over this whole thing…but I keep coming back to it! The post Cara Delevingne Twerks in a Skirt on a Windy Day in a Parking Lot of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In case you were blissfully unaware (like most of the television viewing public), Glee is still a show that’s on a major network somehow. While most of the series’ formerly obsessed fans abandoned Glee after one of the many times it jumped the shark, Fox granted the long-slumping ex-hit a stay of execution so that it could properly wrap things up…and, of course, cash in on the popularity of Frozen. Lea Michele: “Let It Go” Yes, we’ve known for months that Lea Michele would sing “Let It Go” during the Glee’s sixth and final season, and unlike so much of what the show’s writers have done in recent years, it makes perfect sense. Not only does the Broadway-show-stopper style of the tune make it a perfect fit for both Glee and Michele’s singing voice, but “Let It Go” was originally sung by Idina Menzel , who plays Lea’s mom on the show. At the very least, it makes a lot more sense than Once Upon a Time’s co-opting of Frozen’s characters , which was an idea that seemed to spring from a writer’s meeting in which someone pointed out that Disney owns ABC and people really like Frozen. Glee has a talented cast, and depending on what you look for in a show, that might be reason enough to tune into the final season. Hey, if nothing else, you know the series finale will be a five-hanky affair. Watch Glee online in order to catch up in time for the season 6 premiere on January 9. Lea Michele Solo Songs
Before Beyoncé and before Rihanna, self-proclaimed “street but sweet” Aaliyah was poised to become a global icon with top-selling albums, a hot movie career and an adoring fan base. The film follows the beautiful and talented performer’s inspirational journey, from her debut on “Star Search” at the age of ten to the challenges she faced during her rise to become the Princess of R&B. On August 25, 2001, at the height of her popularity, her life was tragically cut short when a plane carrying the singer and some of her video crew crashed after takeoff from a Bahamian runway. Although just 22-years-old at the time of her death, Aaliyah continues to lead a legacy as Billboard’s tenth most famous R&B artist of the past 25 years and one of the recording industry’s most successful artists in history. lifetime
Nobody’s going to look like Lupita though? Hm… Tyra Banks Makes Predictions On Beauty In The Future Tyra Banks has never been known for making the most intelligent of statements, but somehow she was tapped for a column in the Wall Street Journal this past week to give her predictions on what beauty will look like in the unspecified future. As she wrote for WSJ.com : As I look into the future, I see radical changes in both how people “attain beauty,” and how the world perceives beauty. In general, I believe, traditional beauty will be less valuable—and more uniqueness will be heralded. But let me be more specific with 10 predictions: Since nobody really has time for all that, you’re getting the main four here: 1. Plastic surgery will be as easy and quick as going to the drugstore for Tylenol. Emphasis will be on how unique and interesting one can look, as opposed to a cookie-cutter look. People will be vying for that cutting-edge, distinct look in the way that today celebs reach for baby names that defy convention. 2. There will be no hair extensions. If one wants longer locks, a hair-growing serum is applied to the scalp, and the length and thickness of the hair will increase in 24 hours. The popular hair texture of choice will be curly. Well with the popularity of fake cakes and rented weaves …she might have a point with these predictions… 4. The features of one’s baby will be as selectable as menu items at a fast-food drive-through window. Blue and green eyes will become so common that dark brown will become the rare and newly desired eye color. 5. Skin color and features will mesh into a similar shade for the majority of people. Typical features and coloring will lean toward a Rihanna or Beyoncé or me kind of look. People with alabaster or ebony skin will be rare and heralded for that uniqueness. Sidenote…she never seems to miss an opportunity to to refer to herself as a beauty standard, does she? So Tyra thinks today’s beauty ideals will become so common and easily attained that roles will essentially be reversed and dark and extremely pale skin will be rare, yet sought after? Interesting, but we aren’t sure why is this even coming from her. Doesn’t she have a modeling show that no one watches anymore to worry about or something? What do you think of Tyra’s predictions on beauty? Is she on the right track or does she deserve a “ho sit down?”
Alright guys, here’s a healthy dose of some sweet juicy booty brought to you by Christina Milian . I don’t know what Christina does anymore, but I think her new profession should be a Hollywood Tuna booty model. It doesn’t pay well, but I’d be more than happy to pull out my trusty iPhone 3G, rub baby oil all over that thing and take pictures of it on a regular basis. It deserves to be noticed and only Hollywood Tuna can bring it the popularity that it needs.