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Jesse Jane & Kayden Kross Get Touchy Feely

There’s nothing I like more than hot ass pornstars hanging out together in sexy outfits that barely fit over their sexy little bodies. Here are Jesse Jane and Kayden Kross getting all up close and personal with each other at the opening of the 2012 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo . I’d love to be the meat in this pornstar sandwich. I know that sounds dirty and it was meant to. Hot.

10th Annual Xbiz Awards Hotties

Sadly I wasn’t invited to this year’s Xbiz Awards , I’ve never actually heard of them so that might have something to do with it, but I love when a whole gaggle of hot pornstars get together for a party. Here are a bunch of the girls on the red carpet looking glamorously trashy. These are nice and all, but I think I’d be more interested in seeing these exact same girls at the after party all intoxicated and with their breasts falling out and confused as to where they left their underwear. Hot.

10th Annual Xbiz Awards Hotties

Sadly I wasn’t invited to this year’s Xbiz Awards , I’ve never actually heard of them so that might have something to do with it, but I love when a whole gaggle of hot pornstars get together for a party. Here are a bunch of the girls on the red carpet looking glamorously trashy. These are nice and all, but I think I’d be more interested in seeing these exact same girls at the after party all intoxicated and with their breasts falling out and confused as to where they left their underwear. Hot.

Jenna Jameson’s Legs Save Face… Kinda

I’m kind of glad I found these pictures this morning, I was in the mood for a plastic faced, washed up pornstar. Here’s Jenna Jameson at some party in Vegas yesterday giving us a look at her strange looking face and even stranger shoulders. I miss the old Jenna Jameson . Although I think I like her new skinny body better than the one from her pornstar days. Her vagenitals must be ruined.

Erotica 2011 Pictures

I don’t know about any of you guys, but I kinda like pornstars — I also kinda like bacon, beer and happy ending massages — so I just had to post some pictures of the girls at Erotica 2011 . I don’t know any of their names and I want to keep it that way. Why ruin a good thing with introductions? These girls just seem like so much fun, I want to invite them to my birthday party. I’ll bring the lube. more pictures of porn stars here

2011 EXXXOTICA Expo Pictures

I happen to love porn as much as the next guy, it’s just enjoyable, so I thought it might be nice to share a few shots of some of the girls from the 2011 EXXXOTICA Expo . Obviously I don’t know any of their names, not that anyone cares, but I’m seeing a hell of a lot of cleavage and that’s all that matters. Enjoy.

Bree Olsen’s Chubby Playboy Cuteness

A few years back, I had the pleasure of sitting at the same table as Bree Olsen at the AVN awards. I think she won best anal scene or something. I don’t remember much else from that night, I had to get pretty hammered, porn chicks aren’t as much fun as you think they are. None of the girls spoke to each other at all and I remember Bree wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, but she was cute back then. Here she is celebrating her Playboy cover looking a little pudgy, I guess that’s what happens when you date Charlie Sheen. Anyhow, if she needs a hand losing some of that baby fat, she should call me. A few reverse cowgirl deep knee bends will fix that right up. more pictures of Bree Olsen here

Jenna Jameson’s Dirty Oral Bikini Pictures

I know I’ve already had some Jenna Jameson bikini pictures up on the site today, not that there can really be TOO many pictures of pornstars half naked, but this time she’s making some dirty pornstar faces so I couldn’t resist. How many times do you think she’s been in this exact position before? Perverts.

Jenna Jameson’s Sexy Bikini Good Times

Oh yeah, this is just what I needed to see first thing monday morning… Pictures of a pornstar hanging out in her bikini in a swimming pool. Here’s Jenna Jameson , trying to recapture the good old days when people still thought she was hot, frolicking in a pool with her massive douche of a husband. Didn’t he use her sexy body to beat up the refrigerator or something? I can’t remember, but I think there was some domestic violence thrown in this relationship somewhere. Anyhow, I’m no marriage counselor, but Jenna’s body is still pretty damn smoking and that’s all that really matters. Enjoy.

Jenna Jameson Gets Kinda Sexy

I almost didn’t recognize Jenna Jameson in these shots, she’s really getting pretty weird looking with all the plastic surgeries, but once I saw those legs and her stripper tattoos I knew it was her. Don’t get me wrong she’s still hot, just in a used up pornstar kind of way. That’s alright, I kinda like it, but I’m a big fan of strippers and pornstars and Heidi Montag and the like. I think it has something to do with big fake breasts. more pictures of Jenna Jameson here