Alright so in case you’re wondering, this Annina Ucatis woman is some sort of European pornstar and reality TV star. Shocking. I think we already guessed the pornstar part. This is the kind of things Europeans get on their reality TV? Awesome. It sucks over here, we’re stuck with midget farmers and douchebags with four wives. I think it’s time for a Hollywoodtuna European Vacation , I wonder if Chevy Chase is available. I’ll rinse out my American flag speedo.
Alright so in case you’re wondering, this Annina Ucatis woman is some sort of European pornstar and reality TV star. Shocking. I think we already guessed the pornstar part. This is the kind of things Europeans get on their reality TV? Awesome. It sucks over here, we’re stuck with midget farmers and douchebags with four wives. I think it’s time for a Hollywoodtuna European Vacation , I wonder if Chevy Chase is available. I’ll rinse out my American flag speedo.
Alright so in case you’re wondering, this Annina Ucatis woman is some sort of European pornstar and reality TV star. Shocking. I think we already guessed the pornstar part. This is the kind of things Europeans get on their reality TV? Awesome. It sucks over here, we’re stuck with midget farmers and douchebags with four wives. I think it’s time for a Hollywoodtuna European Vacation , I wonder if Chevy Chase is available. I’ll rinse out my American flag speedo.
Here’s some nipple for fashion cuz models are prostitutes or at least high class escorts disguised as non-prosititutes…you know willing to get naked for money as long as there is prestige attached to it…whether it be a magazine brand or a genius photographer….you know the kind of girl who pretends she’s wholesome and good…until you really lay it out for her and show her how if she does what she’s told she will never have to work a normal job…she won’t ever have to work…it’s the pornstar hustle classed up for the girls who don’t want to be pornstars…the getting a bitch naked for “art” even if “art” is code for “getting a bitch naked”… You know what I’m getting at…and you also know I’m not complaining…and you probably know I wish I had this kind of persuasive ability to use on everyday girls who just need that little push to give me the titty pics I deserve… Her name is Olga Sherer…..such a feminine name on such a feminine creature…Olga….like the whispers in the spring breeze….OLLLLLGAAAAAAAWWWWW….like a lulabye easing my troubled mind….OHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLGGGGGGUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH…..who I am I playing…shit sounds like I sound when throwing up my inner most organs after too much whiskey. Tits for Fashion.
I know 12 year olds at the local pool who have better tits than this. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t check out 12 year olds on a sexual level, I just have eyes and they have bikinis on. I also don’t hate small tits, I just don’t like when they look pubescent, like the little bee stings I didn’t find hot back when I was in elementary school, and that I don’t find hot now, especially on a grown woman…. Seriously, I don’t know if I am getting my point across properly. I love small tits. I have cum on flat chested girls, a-cup girls, b-cup girls, E-cup girls, and I’ve got no issue with small tits, there’s just something weird going on here as the shit is jacked up on her chest, whether from the bra or the shirt or just shitty tits…but I figure I had no choice but to post this weirdness…esepecially since it’s on a bitch who should be stripping or cleaning hotel rooms and not a Hollywood star making Mexicans look bad…or at least look awkward cuz these tits aren’t right…they are fucking strange.
HBO continues to make TV worth watching because they show tit and a show without tit is a show I can’t bother sitting through. Sure, I think the success of HBO is good, cuz it proves that people like tit on TV and I am sure when they get bigger and stronger, more networks will start stepping in the fuck up, meaning that one day, my dream of seeing Kelly Rippa diddling her twat while interviewing some Disney star may come true….I think the internet has proven that as a people we like smut and if TV wasn’t such bitches to their advertisers, then maybe good things will happen, not that seeing Sasha Grey Naked is really exciting, but I guess a pornstar on TV naked is a far cry from a pornstar in a bootleg video you bought from some dude who smells like stale cum years ago. We are making progress…. So here’s a bunch of clips from True Blood, Entourage and Hung featuring people like Sasha Grey, Anna Paquin, Kate Luyben, Tiffany Taylor, and Jessica Kramer…half are actors, the other half porn stars on various levels… I realize most of you have already seen these clips, cuz most of you watch this shit, but I don’t, so it’s new to me and that’s all I have to say about that…. Emanuelle Chriqui – Entourage Sasha Grey (I hate her attempt at going mainstream. She is over-hyped garbage) – Entourage Jessica Kramer (another pornstar/penthouse pet you’ve already seen naked) – Entourage Anna Paquin – True Blood Tifany Taylor Dyking Out- True Blood Kate Luyben – True Blood
Here is the pornstar who is playing Lohan in the the Lohan porno…the same girl who is less damaged than Lohan and getting fucked as Lohan cuz being Lohan is an easy thing to mock…and here she is on her quest to fame as this is the peak of her bullshit porno career…..and she’s wearing a bikini in staged bikini pictures and I have no idea why…but I guess it has to do with asshole paparazzi agencies having nothing better to take pictures of than this insignificant twat who I think I want have dinner with and discuss how many abortions she’s had, cuz that’s real life porn to me… To see the rest of the pictures – Follow This Link GO
For those of you like me who haven’t got a clue who the hell this Scarlett Fay chick is, she’s the pornstar who played Lindsay Lohan in some Hustler videos a little while back. Here she is on the beach with her fake SCRAM bracelet and smokes tucked into her bikini bottoms trying to get a little more attention. Not surprisingly she looks absolutely nothing like Lindsay, but she’s a pornstar in a bikini so that’s good enough.
I know Lindsay Lohan and I can tell you that she’s loving every second of the media attention about her staged sentencing. She is using the cameras to demonstrate and practice her acting talent in hopes to relaunch her career. She is trying to come across as believable so the world’s heart cries for her, when really she knows she isn’t going to jail, she’s just on some PR hustle to make the world think she hit rock bottom, so that when her movie comes out where she plays the pornstar, people recognize her work coming from a broken place and the turnaround she made and will nominate her for an Oscar like she was Mickie Rourke, and if you believe anything but this is being a huge publicity stunt, you are an idiot and their strategy is fucking working….that’s probably why they are throwing in ex girlfriend Sam Ronson and Kim Kardashian, it’s all bullshit and I pretty much hate it and hope they get what they all fucking deserve, these waste of resources, distracting self-involved, privileged motherfuckers….They need to do something productive to society since they have the opportunity but instead are just useless fucking cunts….Disgusting…. Pics via Fame
Hungarian Pornstar and Former Fashion Model Brigitta Bulgari 2010 Calandar pictures http://mukundcreations.com/blog/index.php/2010/06/hungarian-pornstar-and-former-… added by: celeb_gossip
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