Here is Miss Portugal 2013, Catarina Sikiniotis vacationing in Greece. I’ve never heard of her up until today which is shocking because girl has one juicy booty and since we are living in booty obsessed culture, I’m surprised it took us this long to notice her. So enjoy and let’s try to keep track of that round thing in the future. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Kesler Tran is just killing it right now…one of the best there is in LA taking pics of these no name aspiring girls…and he takes seriously solid images of then.,..which I guess they need for their sugar baby profiles…. I’m joking, I mean I’m sure they are published models, I mean I could just check their instagram to confirm that, because when girls do shoots all the time, and if they have an agency beyond an escort agency…and they’ve been featured in a magazine, or even a club flyer, they’ll let you know so you don’t mistake them as a cheesy hooker.. That said, the girls in LA are fucking hot…not always great people, but trying hard to make it..and I think Kesler Tran takes them out of that coke fueled hell and makes them look better than they probably are… Here’s a solid interpretation of the much she’s covered being as dirty as her soul… The post Kesler Tran Makes Natalia O. Dirty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
David Bellemere is one of the better photographers out there and in case you didn’t know…photography may be a scam you can fake with your instagram filters and iphone, but every once in a while a legit photographer comes along and actually has a captivating image, which for me is important, because all I fucking do is look at shitty pics all day…of shiity people…like Stella Maxwell.. Now, why is Stella Maxwell a shitty person….well…you can just look at this clip: She’s the recently contracted Victoria’s Secret angel…and part of Victoria’s Secret campaigning them to peddle their panties, she’s getting press and exposure, and anyone who’s known bikini and lingerie models over the years, this one was a bit of a question mark, that I assume the old, detached, casting director at Victoria’s Secret chose because he was given 3-4 hipster models and had to pick one, despite hating where modeling has gone thanks to instagram… In part of her PR, she’s been now linked to dating Miley Cyrus, which would have been a scandal if it happened before Miley became a gender bending weirdo you’d expect to find on TUMBLR …where all the internet magic happens…and where Miley gets her creative direction from.. It’s not a scandal really, because gay is mainstream, what is a scandal is how Miley who is always locked away in her house, is all of a sudden being caught getting finger banged by the model…behind a truck… It’s like they expect us to believe this isn’t staged, fuck you Miley..and your lies… She’s done. Over exposed, not authentic… But here’s her “girl” Stella…for Marie Claire looking better than fucking ever…thanks to David Bellmere… Here’s that Miley Fingerbang for Attention…and Because Everyone’s a Lesbian…especially attention seeking exhibitionist attention seekers… The post Stella Maxwell by David Bellemere for Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sara Sampaio is only interesting because she’s marketed as a Portuguese model, but no one in Portugal who I’ve ever talked to have any idea who she is, making me think she’s more of an abducted by Victoria’s Secret model, possibly made and raised in their prisoner model camp, based on Adriana Lima DNA, because they have the same look…they are a billion dollar a year in sales company…I wouldn’t trust anything about them….like you do, you fat middle american mall shopper who think they produce quality sweatshop bras that make you look any better than you’re disguting fat sloppy tits..which is impossible…you need a gym… Speaking of gym, Sara Sampaio’s the model who gets hated on hard because she’s skinny, despite skinny being hot, because everyone hates skinny girls…any by everyone I mean fat girls, who hate everyone…even themselves…but they love cake..they fucking love cake…and here she is showing off her hot naked, skinny, model body…with dicks…which is an intersting angle by Numero Germany….it’s one boner away from being considered hardcore porn…presented by art…but still erotica…tame erotica…that at least one person will jerk off to..because seeing a VS model that close to a dick..is good enough…and all I have to say is if this is actually German for Germany…where’s the scat… The post Sara Sampaio Posing Nude With Dicks for Numero of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The highlight of Kimberly Garner’s career was when she followed me on social media…only to realize that was a bad idea…leaving me blocked and alone, and her with a work visa, living in LA, trying to make it in America, and using stunts like panty flashes and upskirts to get some attention her attention seeking way, because that’s how it is done, especially when the only thing good about you is your hot body….which I guess she’s figured out… Who cares about Kimberly Garner, care about the wind, nature’s pervert, blowing up her skirt, like god was a grabby drunk guy…tyring to see her asshole… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kimberly Garner Shitty Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There are two things that I don’t like in life….I mean sure there are probably a lot more..but I am pretty bad at focusing…so those two things I don’t like in life are catalog lingerie pics..and Nina Agdal, the florida based, large, bikini model, who really isn’t anything special in person…I’ve witnessed her, but who is drunk, sloppy with a shitty diva attitude…making her half retard looking head, less tolerable…even though I already found it not very tolerable when she first started getting work as a model…but maybe I am too picky and like my retard looking inbred looking women to be actual retards…drooling on themeselves and masturbting at the public pool after doing some work program with their institution they live at…and not celebrated models… Call me crazy…here are the pics…bboring lingerie catalog pics…but still pics.. The post Nina Agdal in Some Shitty Lingerie Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sara Sampaio is a skinny as fuck portuguese model, who I don’t think is actually from Portugal, but it seemed ethnic enough to use in her pitch to the brands that hire her for jobs…like Victoria’s Secret… I think her real claim to fame was going up against the haters because the haters were calling her too skinny, leading her on a guest of skinny girl shaming campaign, saying that calling a girl too skinny is like calling a fat girl too fat, and just because she’s healthy and doesn’t overeat because she’s a model, all you fat bitches need to shut the hell up…you’re all just jealous…or some shit.. Now she’s gone and done a fast food ad in her underwear, because fuck the haters, they just fat and jealous….and hopefully they’ll buy into her bullshit campaign and get fatter becauase the fatter the world is, the skinnier she becomes, and the more work she gets because no one really likes fat chicks…not even fat chicks… It’s all part of her skinny girl ploy… Here are some pics of her modeling…because everyone likes models… The post Sara Sampaio for Carl’s Jr of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kid Richards not to be confused with Keith Richards, is a film photographer from Portugal, who takes pictures with film, which is a confusing concept to photographers who only take pictures with digital cameras….now that digital cameras cost all of 300 dollars and allow you to take really glossy high resolution pictures with zero to no fucking skill…turning everyone into a photographer…leaving actual photographers in the dust…because like anything, the general public doesn’t care about good…they care about whatever is popular… Her was nice enough to give us these pics as an exclusive…of Micky…who unlike the mouse….is hot as fuck…
Here’s a little fitness program with Sara Sampaio. Sara Sampaio is a Victoria’s Secret model, who barely anyone in Portugal has ever really heard of, but who is from Portugal…and most importantly skinny as fuck…so if you’re going to take any advice from her, it would probably be better suited being her diet plan, you know starve yourself, but I guess her workout is important too…I’m just surprised she didn’t pass out from exhaustion due to not eating….but maybe I’m skinny girl shaming, even though I love skinny girls, the skinnier the better, I just prefer my skinny girls not kicking ass, but struggling to stand after one drink…due to liver failure from starvation…it’s so much hotter…and they can’t really fight you off when you want to cuddle them in a back alley…because you’re a romantic…and Valentine’s Day is around the corner. Part 2 Part 3 –
BORING! But I guess in Keira Knightley’s defense, everything she does is fucking boring… I know she has this fanbase and people like her and she gets movie rolls…but there’s really nothing interesting or appealing about her…even when doing photoshoots that could have just as easily been of her spreading ass…but no…she’s too uptight for that… Sure, the uptight girls are usually the ones who want you to cum in their asses while choking them like a GHOMESHI but…unless you’re fucking them like a GHOMESHI they just fucking suck…and not in a good choking on a dick kind of suck…