Who’s bright fawkin’ idea was THIS?!?! Atlanta Fulton County Jail Uses Inmates To Test New Locks Jailers in Atlanta have a challenge for inmates: Get past the new locks being tested on cell doors and win free food. Officials have been trying to figure out what to do about hundreds of locks which can be jammed at the Fulton County Jail, allowing inmates to get to each other. Adger says jailers are choosing experienced lock beaters, to try to beat the new locks. County Commissioner Tom Lowe has said the lock issue has been blown out of proportion, but others say it puts inmates at risk of being attacked by other prisoners. Ya THINK?!?! There had to have been a better way to run tests than this. Image via Shutterstock Source
Dear Bossip , My boyfriend and I have been in a happy relationship for 4 months. The relationship is excellent so far, he treats me like a queen. He’s very considerate, affectionate, understanding and committed. He’s the best man I’ve known so far. The only problem is that he has a very small member. Probably the size of a average popsicle (It’s very hot now so I’m seeing a lot of popsicles. LOL) He has a very high libido and always wants to have sex, but I don’t get turned on because I’m not getting satisfied because of his small size. The men in my past have been very well-endowed, but treated me so badly. I finally have a good man that loves me, but the sex is boring. I emphasize on oral sex because it’s the only way I’m getting pleasure. But, he keeps asking me if I’m getting satisfied through penetration and I just don’t have the courage to tell him the truth that I’m not because he’s so small. I don’t want to cheat because he’ll never take me back if he finds out. I definitely don’t want to lose him, but I can’t tell him the truth about his small member. What should I do Bossip? – Two Inches Dear Ms. Two Inches , Don’t want no eenie-weenie-teenie-weenie short ______ man! LOL! Do y’all remember that song? Chile, I bet while y’all are doing it doggy-style, and he’s behind you he’s saying, “Yeah, you like that! You like big daddy, don’t you!” LMBAO! Let me stop. Girl, you’re going to have to be honest with him, just like you’re being honest with me. If his libido is high and you’re not being turned on, then you’re not compatible because you’re not being satisfied or fulfilled. You’re going to resent him, his inapt shortcomings (I had to say it, LOL), and eventually you will cheat. Every time he’s ready to get down to business, you’ll start saying you have a headache, and that you’re not in the mood. You’ll begin to avoid him, and start coming up with excuse after excuse. Why lay there and be bored? I can see you now as he’s thinking he’s hitting your spot, and you’re oohing and awing with that sarcastic look on your face like, “Does he really think he’s doing something? Chile, I got to get my hair done later. Then, I need to go to the grocery store and get some eggs, milk, and cheese. Oooh, and Macy’s got a sale going on. I saw these cute shoes I want. Chile, what time is it? Is he almost finished yet? Let me throw it back and put it on him. Oops, I can’t do that, he will slip out.” I CAN’T!!! LOL! So, here’s what the yogi of sex, Terrance Sutra, says: Remember, it’s not the size of the ship, but the motion in the ocean. Try various positions to figure out which one works best for you and your partner. Considering he’s smaller than most guys, and please note that the average size male member is between 5 and 6 inches, so, if he’s smaller than that, well, uhm….Anyway, you may want to try the cowgirl position, or reverse cowgirl. The cowgirl position is you being on top, riding and facing him. Reverse cowgirl is you being on top but your back is to him and your face is toward his feet. You may also want to consider laying in a spoon position and let him enter you from the back while you’re spooning. Or, you can do the scissor position in which you lay on your side, and he is on top with one of your legs up and he’s in between you. This is a sexy position and it may allow some sensation and for you to fully enjoy him. You may also consider straddling him while he’s sitting in a chair, or on the sofa. Again, you can control the action, and make him your personal vibrator. And, last but not least, chile, have you considered doing Kegels? Yeah, look that up, and you may want to get your Kegel on. Hell, Kegel while you’re being intimate with your man. There is nothing a man likes better than a pulsating Kegeling woman. LOL! Look, all I’m saying is that you have options. And, you may want to consider those options before you end this relationship because I can guarantee you that if you’re not being sexually satisfied, then it’s not going to work. If he’s not fulfilling your needs in the bedroom, and despite him being a good man, and affectionate, considerate, and understanding, but, no sparks or orgasms in the bedroom will lead to a very unhappy and dissatisfied woman. So, get in the bedroom, try the positions I’ve offered, and I’m sure the Bossip readers can lend some advice on some positions that I haven’t considered. And, I cannot emphasize enough that you must talk with him, and let him know how to please you. I hate when folks don’t talk with their mates and let them know what they need in the bedroom, and how to make them feel good. You have to show and teach your mates how to handle your body. Let them know what turns you on, what makes you scream, squirm, and get excited. Let them know your positions, and in particular, your favorite positions. There’s nothing worse than two clumsy folks in bed waiting on the other person to do what they want them to do, yet, you haven’t expressed to them what they need to do to make you happy. Chile, that is for the birds. You better say something and have your needs met. – Terrance Dean Hey Bossip Fam, what do you think? Share your opinions and thoughts below! Also, e-mail all your questions Terrance Dean : loveandrelationships@bossip.com Follow Terrance Dean on Twitter : @terrancedean “LIKE” Terrance Dean on Facebook , click HERE! Make sure to order my books Mogul: A Novel (Atria Books – June 2011; $15), and Straight From Your Gay Best Friend – The Straight Up Truth About Relationships, Love, And Having A Fabulous Life (Agate/Bolden Books – November 2010; $15). They are available in bookstores everywhere, and on Amazon, click HERE!
A man claiming to be Mohamed Merah, te Al-Qaeda member who murdered 3 Jewish children in Toulouse, called FRANCE 24 and said that this was only the beginning of the killing. The caller was adament that this was just the … Continue reading → Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Gateway Pundit Discovery Date : 21/03/2012 11:32 Number of articles : 2
WASHINGTON — It’s hardly a secret that presidential candidates tack toward their base over the course of a primary and shift toward moderation once that primary is over. What’s rare is when a campaign admits as much publicly. In an appearance on CNN Wednesday morning, Mitt Romney’s top adviser Eric Fehrnstrom made this Kinsley gaffe, saying that the positions taken by the former Massachusetts governor… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : The Huffington Post Discovery Date : 21/03/2012 15:55 Number of articles : 2
The problem with Taylor Swift ’s Hunger Games single “Safe & Sound” is – sorry, Swifties – Taylor Swift. Taken on its own it’s a perfectly lovely slice of discordant Americana pop that wisps beautifully with Swift’s reedy warbling as she sings about protecting loved ones as a war rages outside. But as a Hunger Games song… as what promises to be the Hunger Games song associated with the movie (besides Rue’s iconic ditty within the film), it leaves something to be desired precisely because Swift is singing in the spirit and voice of Katniss Everdeen . And you, my adorable little Taylor, are no Katniss Everdeen. Here’s the thing: I have a bit of a love-hate relationship with the oeuvre of Taylor Swift. Do I sing along every time “Love Story” comes on the radio? Fine, yes. Will I ever forget the ear-bleedingly bad live performance she gave at the 2010 Grammys, as horrified duet partner Stevie Nicks gamely powered through? Never. It haunts my waking dreams. And yet Swift is just too bubbly and cute to loathe, dammit. Remember her in Valentine’s Day , all track shorts and legs and smiles? She’s like a crinkle-haired bubblegum-singing bunny rabbit. There is no hating her. So it’s not that I hate Swift as I listen to the twangy strains of “Safe & Sound,” as backed by the band The Civil Wars. But as the first song released from the Hunger Games soundtrack it’s the film’s leading pop single, the one that will be associated with the beloved book’s adaptation from the get go in mainstream media. And it’s kind of disappointing that Swift’s voice is so overpoweringly front and center whilst crooning about life from Katniss’s perspective. Consider another recent pop single from a beloved YA film franchise: Bruno Mars’s Breaking Dawn ditty. Now that’s a catchy, hook-filled number that dances the line between Mars’s signature sound (okay, so it sounds exactly like a Bruno Mars song) while being vaguely related to the themes of the film. Something about if you go away it will rain and your father not approving of your “troublesome” boyfriend. Sure. Why not? Bruno Mars isn’t singing as if he’s Bella Swan. We are not meant to identify him with our heroine, hence Mars seems as if he was simply influenced to write a love song after Netflixing Twilight or something. In Swift’s case, she’s singing as if she is Katniss. And therein lies the problem. Give this song to a singer with a less confrontational voice (Gillian Welch, if she was 17?) and it’d be instantly more palatable. The showy breathiness of Swift’s voice never lets you forget that it’s Taylor Swift singing. I imagine this playing over the end credits of The Hunger Games , a seemingly contemplative coda to the senseless carnage Katniss lives through in the series’ first installment, and Swift’s voice needling its way into my head from the first verse, breaking through my Hunger Games afterglow. TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT TAYLOR SWIFT is all I fear I’ll be able to think as I exit the theater come March. Worse: The idea of Taylor Swift channeling Katniss Everdeen – singing her life with her words! Killing me softly, and not in a good way! — is an unfathomable vision that does not compute. Put Swift in the Cornucopia and she’d be the first to go down, no question. I’d almost rather Jennifer Lawrence sung the theme song herself. I know it makes total sense for Lionsgate given the tween/teen/YA demographic of The Hunger Games movies, which aim to fill the Twilight gap, and the universal truth that all 13-year-olds love and worship Taylor Swift. But not all of us Hunger Games fans are members of the Taylor Swift fan club. Can we at least graduate to less wimpy pop stars (How about Demi Lovato ? She’s been to rehab !) for the Catching Fire soundtrack? Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
This year represents Paramount’s 100th anniversary, an occasion commemorated with traditional splendor and aplomb at Monday’s Tournament of Roses Parade in Pasadena. There, the ‘Mount wheeled out a float you kind of have to see to believe — a bright, broad floral mash-up marrying the studio stablemates Wings , Transformers , Grease and Star Trek , all surrounding the classic Paramount arch. Thoughts? Beyond digging the totally intuitive movie grouping, I just have a few things:
If nothing else, this really puts paycheck roles in perspective: “You have all these disparate egos, superheroes in this and that, and they refuse to give up some of their positions in order to make a more perfect union and to join the team. That’s really what the whole movie is about: subjugating your own best interest momentarily to further that of the whole. I didn’t know it a year ago that it was going to speak to so many of the issues we’re having here in the United States and throughout the world, the same kind of theme.” [ Speakeasy/WSJ via The Awl ]
Lobbyists & Executives in charge of regulation. Most of our military bases in middle east are built near existing or proposed Oil pipe lines. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – If it was supervised, if it was overseen, if it was regulated by the federal government, Cheney with his marvelous bureaucratic talent moved in and essentially replaced the people who were in the positions that were central to this regulation, this oversight, with people who were either lobbyists for the industry being regulated or executives from that industry. About Lawrence Wilkerson: Lawrence Wilkerson is a retired United States Army soldier and former chief of staff to United States Secretary of State Colin Powell. http://www.progressivenewsdaily.com/?p=4206 added by: Stoneyroad
Below are all of the Kentucky Derby 2010 post positions (jockeys in parentheses). 1. Lookin At Lucky (Garrett Gomez) 2. Ice Box (Jose Lezcano) 3. Noble#39;s Promise (Willie Martinez) 4. Super Saver (Calvin Borel) 5. Line of David (Rafael Bejarano) 6. Stately Victor (Alan Garcia) 7. American Lion (David Flores) 8. Dean#39;s Kitten (Robby Albarado) 9. Make Music for Me (Joel Rosario) 10. Paddy O#39;Prado (Kent Desormeaux) 11. Devil May Care (John Velazquez) 12. Conveyance (Martin Garcia) 13. Jack
