The National Enquirer is reporting that Ellen DeGeneres is dealing with the possibility of breast cancer. According to the tabloid’s source, “Ellen went into an emotional tailspin recently after she detected a lump in one of her breasts.” The talk show host allegedly “dissolved in tears and sobbed to Portia [de Rossi] , ‘I’m so scared.’” The magazine goes on to say that “In the end, the lump turned out to be benign, but Ellen is at her wits’ end, fearing it’s only a matter of time before cancer takes her out.” But it’s all poppycock, folks. A source close to Gossip Cop says the reports are absolute “nonsense.” Yup, Ellen’s all good. Check out her dance-tastic promo for the 2014 Academy Awards right here !
He couldn’t get any kitty kat so he got him some dog. Pizza Man Caught Having Sex With Dog This doesn’t make any sense. Surely if he was THIS sexually frustated he could have gotten some box. Poor dog. According to Mass Live: A Florida man is in trouble with the law after alleged sexual encounters with his roommate’s dog were caught on camera. According to the Tampa Bay CBS affiliate, WTSP-TV, 22-year-old Joshua Lee Werbicki, was arrested and charged with felony cruelty to animals and misdemeanor criminal sex act with an animal, after a hidden camera allegedly revealed he had sex with the dog. Published reports indicate Werbicki’s roommate became suspicious when the dog, a German Shepard mix, was limping around the house and became skittish when approached by humans. The roommate reportedly set up a hidden camera in the apartment he shared with Werbicki, which allegedly revealed the inter-species sex act. Brevard County Animal Services Sgt. Michael Healy told the news website FloridaToday.com that Florida law allows the possibility of a court-ordered injunction barring Werbicki from having future unsupervised contact with other animals, depending on the outcome of his court case. Werbicki was arrested at the Papa John’s on Minton Road in West Melbourne, Fla. where he worked. Further information on whether Werbicki was held or released on bail wasn’t immediately available Saturday afternoon. Disgusting. Brevard County Sheriff/Facebook
It’s our favorite rumor on the Internet, and it’s resurfaced once again thanks to In Touch Weekly: Might O.J. Simpson be Khloe Kardashian’s biological father?!? This hilarious paternity question was first raised in January 2012 by The National Enquirer and now Simpson’s manager, Norman Pardo, is telling In Touch that anything is possible. The Juice totally could have knocked up Kris Jenner ! After all, Prado is certain Jenner “slept with” Simpson and says the truth is “going to come out sooner or later.” And what truth is that, exactly? “Khloe could be O.J.’s kid,” Prado says. Then again, of course, she could not be as well. Prado adds that he’s actually brought up this possibility with the inmate and O.J. “giggles” at the reference. And also maybe because he’s thinking back to the times he and late wife Nicole Brown spent with Jenner and then-husband Rob Kardashian in the 1980s, as the two couples often vacationed together and: “There was a lot of partying going on,” Prado says. Could that have led to unprotected sex between Jenner and Simpson? Which eventually produced Khloe? Sure. Maybe! Jenner is already on record as saying this allegation is an “absolute lie,” while Khloe has had fun with it, saying of the chatter last year: “I would hope if I’m half black and half white, I would be a little tanner!” What do YOU think? Is O.J. Khloe’s real dad? Yes, it’s obvious It’s possible I highly doubt it View Poll »
Teresa Giudice and her husband Joe appeared in federal court yesterday, holding hands on the way inside and pleading not guilty to a pair of new fraud charges . Now, facing the possibility of decades behind bars, The Real Housewives of New Jersey star has hired Wendy Feldman of Custodial Coaching. She describes herself to Us Weekly as a “legal coach and crisis manager,” which are both jobs that apparently exist. Feldman herself spent nearly a year-and-half in prison for securities fraud and has advised other famous clients (such as Lindsay Lohan) during their trials and tribulations. Considering the numerous charges against Giudice, is Feldman on board to prepare this reality star for a long jail sentence? “I have not been hired to prepare either Teresa or Joe Guidice for prison,” Feldman tells Us. “In fact, most of my work is well-known as crisis management oriented. In addition, I am known as director of alternative sentencing at Cliffside Malibu where Ms. Lohan recently was. However, I am acting as the legal coach and crisis manager only for Teresa Giudice.” Teresa Giudice Facing New Fraud Charges Teresa and Joe Giudice were indicted Monday on two new counts of fraud, bringing the total number up to 41. Said Teresa’s attorney in a statement: “As she did with respect to the allegations contained in the original indictment, Teresa intends to plead ‘not guilty’ to the allegations in the new indictment. “She looks forward to defending herself at the trial, scheduled for February 24, 2014. Beyond that, we will answer all of the charges in court, not out.”
Look at you, look at you, and look at you! Hoston Texans Cut 3 Rookie Players For Smoking Marijuana In Hotel Room Via ESPN Houston Texans rookies Sam Montgomery, Cierre Wood and Willie Jefferson were released Monday, two days after violating team rules while at the Texans’ team hotel in Kansas City. Three sources who wished to remain anonymous told ESPN.com that the violation occurred due to marijuana use. Wood, Jefferson and Montgomery were inactive for Sunday’s 17-16 loss to the Kansas City Chiefs, the Texans’ fifth consecutive loss. “I don’t understand why they did it,” Texans outside linebacker Brooks Reed said. “They had the opportunity of their lives and they just kind of threw it away. I don’t have too much to say about it. It’s really unfortunate. We lost a lot of depth for that game. They were great players and they had a lot of potential. We’re just going to find more guys that are more dedicated to the cause.” Jefferson’s agent, Chad Cannon, told ESPN.com that the players were smoking a cigar in the team hotel and that illegal drugs were not involved. “We’re discussing the possibility of filing a grievance,” Cannon said. “I need to be in touch with them and really figure if that’s the best route to take.” Oh, “cigars” huh?? Montgomery told Comcast SportsNet Houston that he walked into a hotel room where Wood and Jefferson were smoking a cigar Saturday and was later called from a meeting by coach Gary Kubiak. “I won’t discuss team rules and those type of things,” Kubiak said during his Monday news conference. “I’ll make decisions based on a body of work in everything I do. I’ve got five months of work invested in those three young men and made a decision today to move forward.” You dumbazzes could have just waited until you got home, now you don’t have a job. How high you feel now? SMFH Images via ESPN
Raise your glass, movie fans: Josh Hutcherson turns 21 years old today! The handsome actor has sky-rocketed to fame due to his role as Peeta in The Hunger Games and will next be seen in that role when Catching Fire hits theaters on November 22. But Hutcherson made news this week for an interesting off-screen comment. Speaking to Out, the young star said he’s ” mostly straight ” and, although he’s never been with a guy before, he admits to finding some attractive and is open to the possibility. There’s something you don’t hear everyday from an an actor. So join us now in wishing this outspoken, confident celebrity the very best birthday possible and then do the same for the following famous folks: Tyler Blackburt (27) Kirk Cameron (43) Hugh Jackman (45)
Raise your glass, movie fans: Josh Hutcherson turns 21 years old today! The handsome actor has sky-rocketed to fame due to his role as Peeta in The Hunger Games and will next be seen in that role when Catching Fire hits theaters on November 22. But Hutcherson made news this week for an interesting off-screen comment. Speaking to Out, the young star said he’s ” mostly straight ” and, although he’s never been with a guy before, he admits to finding some attractive and is open to the possibility. There’s something you don’t hear everyday from an an actor. So join us now in wishing this outspoken, confident celebrity the very best birthday possible and then do the same for the following famous folks: Tyler Blackburt (27) Kirk Cameron (43) Hugh Jackman (45)
Reigning NFL MVP Adrian Peterson only recently learned he was the father of a two-year-old boy in South Dakota, and met him for the first time Thursday. This occurred while the child was on life support. He didn’t recover. Adrian Peterson’s son died Friday from injuries sustained in an alleged assault. Several months ago, the boy’s mother had a paternity test done with an ex-boyfriend she believed to be the father, in an effort to collect child support. When the DNA test came back negative, so she contacted the Minnesota Vikings star, with whom she had a sexual encounter several years ago. Adrian Peterson didn’t question the possibility he was the dad, but asked how he could help the situation and planned a trip to S.D. to meet the boy. The running back was supposed to fly out to see them later this month. When Peterson heard the news about the attack on the 2-year-old , allegedly by the mother’s boyfriend, he dropped everything and flew out to Sioux Falls. There, Adrian met the boy for the first time while he was on life support. Adrian Peterson’s Son Dies Peterson been extremely involved in the last 48 hours, lobbying to have the late child’s organs donated to other children in need of a transplant. As for the suspect, Joey Patterson, Adrian has never met him.
Reigning NFL MVP Adrian Peterson only recently learned he was the father of a two-year-old boy in South Dakota, and met him for the first time Thursday. This occurred while the child was on life support. He didn’t recover. Adrian Peterson’s son died Friday from injuries sustained in an alleged assault. Several months ago, the boy’s mother had a paternity test done with an ex-boyfriend she believed to be the father, in an effort to collect child support. When the DNA test came back negative, so she contacted the Minnesota Vikings star, with whom she had a sexual encounter several years ago. Adrian Peterson didn’t question the possibility he was the dad, but asked how he could help the situation and planned a trip to S.D. to meet the boy. The running back was supposed to fly out to see them later this month. When Peterson heard the news about the attack on the 2-year-old , allegedly by the mother’s boyfriend, he dropped everything and flew out to Sioux Falls. There, Adrian met the boy for the first time while he was on life support. Adrian Peterson’s Son Dies Peterson been extremely involved in the last 48 hours, lobbying to have the late child’s organs donated to other children in need of a transplant. As for the suspect, Joey Patterson, Adrian has never met him.
With a new season of red Sharpie marks and haute coutoure dresses, Revenge season 3 is back! New to the show this season? Justin Hartley . Just what drama will another summer in the Hamptons bring? Read our recap below to find out! (And be sure to check out the Revenge review for a more in-depth discussion of the premiere.) Time to Swim: In the opening sequence, Emily, in a wedding dress, drinking champagne, gets shot twice in the stomach and falls into the ocean. And then she wakes up poolside in New York City. Dream? Flash-forward? Who knows? Not me. The Prodigal Son: While everyone else has been everywhere else, Victoria spent the hiatus in the Hamptons with her long lost son Patrick. They rode horses. She played piano. Charlotte called her Lady Chatterly and Oedipus jokes abound. Charlotte! Charlotte! Charlotte!!: Charlotte whines about how they no longer own a home in Paris and she found out at 2 a.m. after taking a shuttle from Brussels. She’s no longer pregnant and not all that mopey over Declan. She’s still whiny, pouty, entitled Charlotte though. The more things change, you know? Prison Break: Nolan’s out of jail. His hacked Carrion program finally ferreted out and delivered up all remaining members of the Initiative and exonerated him. So now he and Ems and the rest of everybody everywhere vow never to say the words “Carrion” or “Initiative” again. Ever. Just Jack: Jack and Carl spent the winter visiting family members, but now they’re back at the Stowaway. Or at least Jack is back. Little Carl’s whereabouts are up in the air. He faux-apologizes to Emily for ignoring her, kisses her, then breaks her heart into a million billion pieces. Not like she didn’t deserve it a little, but yeah. And she has until the end of the summer to ruin the Graysons and get the heck out of dodge or he’s going to expose her. So that’s fun. It’s Her Party: Emily throws a Memorial Day Summer kick-off party for the Hamptons and unveils Conrad’s Governor’s portrait just as he collapses thanks to something she put in his water. They all go to the hospital where tests show Conrad has Huntington’s disease and now he can’t be governor anymore. There go his plans for world domination. Teamwork: Emily and Victoria team up to take down Ashley, who tried to blackmail Emily. Meh. Wedding Bells Are Ringing: Daniel and Emily set a date to get married. And Aiden returns with objections to their union. Objections which he takes to Victoria and not Emily. So that was nice of him. What did you think of the Revenge season 3 premiere, THGers? Grade it now! A B C D F View Poll »
