Chris Cornell is some singer from some band you’re probably really into called Soundgarden cuz you are stuck in the 90s because that was the last time you got laid…you’ve fallen off pro, peaked in high school, and that’s ok, because so did this bitch, I mean seriously if I was in a shitty band, the topless bitch I was married to would not look like this pile of slippy shit….but i’ll still post the pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Here is the story. An internet model who runs one of those teen model sites you may or may not remember from the early 2000s, before cam girls and everyday girls on facebook existed, got arrested for public nudity, but not just any nudity, nudity at a Catholic school…Lincoln Pius X campus…a school she once went to, reminding us that Catholic School girls are naughty, posing on the school’s football field, her leg hanging in front of the school’s motto — “Restore All Things in Christ” — and with a crucifix dangling. Cuz Catholic girls are “freaks”. I used to bang one who would read the bible while I did her from behind, and another one who would fuck religious artifacts, like crucifixes and statues of Mary and shit. Weird. Apparently she was charged with Public Nudity, because the law in Nebraska, where she is from, states that women are not allowed to show their nipples. It’s obviously a publicity stunt, that’s why I don’t really care about the story, the models name, but someone emailed me the pics, and I like naked pics, so here they are.
Rihanna played dress-up for Instagram, modeling some bullshit, popping her booty, doing what she does, and I am just bummed that I’m looking at her clothed bum and not pics of her spread asshole. You see, there’s something magical about a real deal exhibitionist slut. especially when they don’t need to be exhibitionists cuz they make money, have money, and just do it for fun. While, a cock tease in tight clothes is just a fucking bummer. But I’ll post the pics anyway, I got nothing else going on.
I am a pretty serious Miley Cyrus fan….despite being average at best, she’s managed to make a fortune, dress in a way that makes her look hot as fuck, but more importantly, that has influenced teen girls everywhere to copy, making them look hot as fuck….She’s an icon that no longer annoys me, except if I really think about it, cuz I always start to hate girls who aren’t sitting on my face, even though I also hate every girl who is sitting on my face, mainly cuz they smell like fucking shit… Not sure where I am going with this, just gonna post the pics of Miley in Marie Claire…
People are saying this is Bar Refaeli’s 2012 calendar for some lingerie company that isn’t Victoria’s Secret, but that does have more interesting concepts than Victoria’s Secret, cuz Victoria’s Secret is fucking boring as shit, and these fucker’s just poach their Israeli hot pussy they fired and repackage her doing the exact same thing she always does cuz this half nakedness is where her skill set lies, it is all she knows and makes what you make a year in a day and I think that’s better than being blown up by arabs on a bus….. I didn’t bother background checking it….but I’ll post the pics anyway….
Stacy Keibler is so happy that her career that eneded a few years ago with Dancing With the Stars is making a comeback now that she’s either fucking Clooney, or pretending to fuck Clooney, cuz Clooney is rumored to be a poofter, and these bitches are rumored to be low level who sign contracts and do the pretend girlfriend for the exposure…Hollywood is a business after all….a business that has left Keibler happy as shit people are standing outside her house with camera, and following her to the airport, so happy she’s letting them snap off the ass shots…a rare fucking event in the paprazzi world…since they are all on celeb payroll and have rules to follow if they want to get paid…but maybe Keibler’s not at that level yet…who cares, here’s her ass and her long strong leg.
It’s always nice to see the trashy inbred girl with the wonky face in the trailer park you grew up with…you know the weird quiet one who would run home everytime her drunk dad called her name out of fear he’d beat the shit out of her….even though she knew he’d nurse her wounds back to health with his dick…like the sick inbred, white trash, drunk he is…..make her way out of the ghetto, and into some black fancy dress, all celebrity and shit…it’s like she’s won the lottery or sold her soul to the devil or more likely she’s terminally ill, at least based on her skin color, and this is some MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION shit that’s stuck…. Who knows, people like her, and I’ll post the pics.
Breast Cancer is the single worst enemy to man kind, it’s worse than terrorism, it’s worst than poverty, it’s worse than aids and heart disease….It kills fucking titties…so if you think girls getting their breasts amputated, only to have free implants installed in their place, after months or years of suffering, and often times death, is a bad thing…and if you don’t you’re just a fucking inhumane sick fuck….you’ll appreciate these pics of survivor Kylie Minogue looking amazing in a low cut top….alll old yet tight…like it was still ’89….
Just earlier today I was out getting coffee, pondering the rich plastic woman in front of me, and how lady ass loses its roundess as it gets older…slowly melting away into menopause no matter how much botox she jacks up her face with…and for some reason…I got hard. So I was very happy to come home to these pictures of Donatella Versace, a bitch rocking the same look to jerk off to…. Now I know, the hottest thing about Donatella Versace, I mean besides with the plastic face that looks like every rich woman with fake blonde hair, from pornstar to real housewife, is her anorexic daughter ALLEGRA VERSACE , who looks like a pile of bones I want to fuck, knowing it’ll be too weak to fuck back, cuz corpse is the new fat chick, kinda thing…. But since I only have pics of the tacky, plastic, porn looking mom at the launch of some new H&M co-brand, you know cuz Allegra was too busy starving herself at home to attend, I’ll just post the pics of the mom, for those of you weird enough to get off to this old, plastic, rich looking disgustingness….and god knows I love all things disgusting….
Here are some pictures of everything good that could possibly work out for Kristin Cavallari…you know go right for her…. ike the wind blowing up her little skirt like she hoped it would when she weared her skirt… to give her a second wind…another reason for people to write about her, a panty flash that carries her for another month of semi irrelevance…as she fades into obscurity…… Maybe it feels like she’s had her moment of glory that is totally undeserved….that she scammed us….that this fame no matter how low level from doing nothing and the money in her bank from it was enough….I mean if you consider being on the worst show on TV nothing…which I don’t…I consider it a real something…a something that needs to be punished for the pollution it caused in our lives…. But unfortunately, I like her legs and more importantly, have no authority to punish her, so I’ll just post the pics.
