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Andriy Voronin’s Wife’s Yulia Gives Him a Boner of the Day

I wrote about this power couple last week when I had no other immigrant sluts polluting South Beach to write about.

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Andriy Voronin’s Wife’s Yulia Gives Him a Boner of the Day

The John Mayer Digital Cleanse: A Definitive Guide

So! John Mayer ‘s on a roll these days. The Celebrity-Industrial Complex investigative blogger and expert on date-rapey sounding quotes is now suggesting to his minions that they embark on a one-week digital cleanse

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Will the Times Fire a Harvard Prof. Who Broke Their Freelancer Rules?

Remember Mike Albo ? He’s the freelancer who broke The New York Times ‘ convoluted travel writer rules and had his column axed . Now, Mary Tripsas , who pens the Times’ “Prototype” column, has made a similar misstep

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T.I. Released From Prison (to Halfway House)

Clifford Harri, a.k.a. rapper T.I., was released from prison in Arkansas yesterday after seven months behind bars.

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American Idol Update: Wild Card Round Out, Simon Cowell to Follow?

We’re less than a month away from the premiere of American Idol season nine. While the major show news over the last few months involved Ellen DeGeneres as the new judge ; the latest buzz regarding the competition revolves around the man that truly makes the series what it is: Simon Cowell. According to Simon’s brother Tony, a radio personality with a weekly podcast: “A press statement is being prepared which will confirm what everybody expected: Simon will leave Idol at the end of 2010 to concentrate on bringing the American version of ‘X Factor’ to U.S.

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Fun with Guns: Vigilante DC Cop Dishes Draconian Martial Law for Snowball Fight

Well, as it turns out, Washington DC residents know exactly how much of a joke 911 is in their own town , after a cop.

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Fun with Guns: Viligante DC Cop Dishes Draconian Martial Law for Snowball Fight

Well, as it turns out, Washington DC residents know exactly how much of a joke 911 is in their own town , after a cop. Pulled a gun. On kids

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In Defense of Throwing Tomatoes at Sarah Palin

Since we opened up that can of stewed pears by praising the guy who threw tomatoes at Sarah Palin , we figured it’s a good time to explain why it was cool that he did that. In other words: Food fight ! Here are the reasons (besides the obvious ones) that we think it was a good idea for Jeremy Paul Olson to throw food at Sarah Palin today during her Minnesota reading, for which he is currently incarcerated: Throwing food at people has a long, messy history The first recorded incident of throwing food at a public figure in history, according to our ten minutes of Googling, was in 60-something AD when Roman emperor Vespasianus Ceaser Augustus was “pelted with turnips” at a riot, most likely by people sick of having nothing to eat but turnips. In the 1770s, preacher John Crook was similarly assaulted when he tried to convert the heathens of the Isle of Man to Methodism

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This Bitch Sophie Turner is Everywhere of the Day

Sophie Turner is some Australian pornstar, at least that’s what I assume she is because she looks like the gutter shit you’d expect to find in porn. The kind of pussy that doesn’t smell because it gets scrubbed down multiple times a day, but that looks like some kind of fleshy mound of decomposing flesh because unlike its smell, has been used and abused enough to kill the fucking thing and turn it sloppy and grey… For some reason, she’s been getting on all the sites lately

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This Bitch Sophie Turner is Everywhere of the Day