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Sara Underwood’s Ass Looking for her Career of the Day

Sara Underwood posted this picture to instagram and it made me laugh…because it looks like a woman watching her husband go out to sea only for him to never return….or something equally dramatic like let’s say realizing that the one mainstream show that cast you for a hosting job is now off the air…and the public really only cares about seeing you naked….leaving you with only one option…running back to playboy like the hooker who tried to escape the pimp only to run back to him beaten having learned her lesson that his protection is good…..or a life at comic book conventions signing nerd obesity induced tits… It’s like she’s all pensive, dramatic, with so much torment and depth…when really it’s just a way to post a pic of her ass without fully going back to her porno past…. Either way, it’s worth lookin at….as she waves goodbye to her relevance and career….it is almost romantic….

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Adrianne Curry Ass in a Bikini of the Day

If a useless, bottom feeding, pile of reality show shit, wears a bikini and posts it to social media….does it make a sound? That is the philosophical question of the day and I am gonna say it does…cuz I am posting it….because I am a firm believer that no matter how hungry you are for attention…or how irrelevant you are on the ladder of fame….getting in a bikini and taking a selfie always fucking matters and helps you solidify your place at the bottom…with your bottom. I hate this woman…the only kind of curry I like is in my indian food….she has started war with me…but I’ll still look at her ass in a bikini….cuz it’s better than looking at my wife…

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Samantha Gradoville Nude Modeling of the Day

Samantha Gradoville is an American Model….because I guess that happens sometimes….you know when you dig through the depths of processed fast foods, obesity crisis, walmart cookie aisles…..every once in a while a good genetic built woman….happens to be a US Passport holder…and sometimes even a US Birth Certificate holder because either they are smart enough to stay active and not eat shit…or they are first generation immigrants and not fully absorbed in the American Way yet…..and instead of seeing her as a dying art form….the last of the sexy American….I see her as hope that more and more girls out there put down the sugar and MSG and pick up doing squats cuz shit….you’ll look better naked if you do…and that’s all that fucking matters in life.

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Imogen Thomas Does the Shakira of the Day

Imogen Thomas is some Big Brother topless Glamour Model…who has got knocked up by someone who I assume is rich….and probably a soccer player….as some kind of retirement plan…because that’s what all these Glamour Models do…it is like that is the whole point of being a Glamour Model….you know to find a rich husband who will take care of you when your retarded big tits start to sag….and getting knocked up as fucking soon as possible to ensure the plan goes through as planned… Well, she’s decided to go out and do some CHEESY AS FUCK….Sears Catalog….trashy naked pregnant woman pics….cuz she was once a naked non pregnant woman in pics…and I had no choice but to post them…because despite not valuing Glamour Models as celebs, or even people….and not valuing pregnant women as women due to lack of sex appeal….she is naked…and that for some reason overrides all I hate about these pics…

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What The Hell? Doctor Found Not Guilty After Pregnant Woman Caught On Fire During C-Section Delivery

Doctor Cleared Of Negligence After Pregnant Woman Catches On Fire During C-Section A jury has decided that a New York doctor was not to blame for a pregnant woman catching on fire while he was performing a c-section to deliver her baby. via Fox News A jury has decided that a Syracuse doctor isn’t to blame for an operating-room mishap that caused a pregnant woman to catch fire during a cesarean section delivery. Kira Reed suffered a 7-inch-long burn on her side two years ago when an alcohol-based antiseptic applied to her skin was accidentally ignited by a medical device. The fire was out quickly and her baby was fine, but she sued over the injury. Reed reached an out-of-court settlement with the hospital, but The Post-Standard of Syracuse reports that a jury rejected a negligence claim this week against obstetrician Stephen Brown. Wow. Well at least she was compensated in some way for this ridiculous incident. How horrific that must have been for the woman in labor! Image via Shuttertock

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Thomas Beatie: Dating Amber Nicholas, Hoping for Fourth Child

Thomas Beatie is hoping to support the pregnant woman this time around. The 38-year old – who first made headlines in 2007 after undergoing transgender surgery, yet preserving the organs needed to give birth – split from his wife in April of this year and is now dating someone named Amber Nicholas. And he tells The Sunday Mirror that he wants to have another child, with one major catch: “Being pregnant is the most incredible experience,” Beatie says to the newspaper. “But we want Amber to do it this time around. I think it would be amazing to experience pregnancy as the father.” While married to ex-wife Nancy, Thomas gave birth to three children. And he’s not against trying for another, even if it means defying doctor’s orders. “My surgeon has advised against me getting pregnant because it would be a lot

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Strategic Naked Pregnant Pic of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is in what I call a strategic nude….because you can’t see her vile damaged pussy from her first pregnancy….or nipples…or asshole….. Even though my instinct is to think that the only strategic nude of a hot lingerie model would be one that doesn’t include a filled up uterus….. You see cuz I’m not one of those freaks into ready to drop porn…and no man in his right mind things a pregnant woman is a beautiful thing…in anything the only reason guys knock up bitches is so they don’t leave them…and the only reason they say how pretty they are…so is so they don’t have to listen to them whine about how disgusting the pregnancy has made them…cuz they know the truth you lying fuck…we all know the truth…. Last week so posted these PREGNANT BIKINI PICS on facebook…today she posted these nudes….next week I’m hoping for the spreas asshole while she’s crowning shot…. We’re all allowed to have dreams asshole.

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Arianny Celeste’s Valentine’s Instagram

Obviously yesterday was Valentine’s Day , I know this because I spent the night drinking beer in bed and watching an episode of The Bachelor I had Tivo-ed, so I thought it was only fair to do at least one post for all you fools who fall for this kind of made up holiday crap. Here’s hottie Arianny Celeste posing in her underwear with a silly stuffed animal. Lucky bear. It was very nice of her to post these on Twitter for me an me along. How sweet. I got her this erection in return. I hope she likes it.

Hilary Duff’s Sexy Pregnancy Hotness

I thought that at this point in Hilary Duff’s pregnancy I would be completely turned off by how huge she’s gotten, pregnant women can be strange looking, but I’ve got to say I’m impressed. Even with a human growing inside of her, she still manages to look as sexy as ever and if I do say so myself… Quite bangable. I’ve never had sex with a pregnant woman, that I know of, but I’d be open to Hilary being my first.

Hilary Duff’s Sweet Pregnant Profile

Here’s Hilary Duff and her ever growing belly hanging out in the park over the weekend looking like she was extremely well fed over Thanksgiving. She looks the way I felt most of the weekend, but with a nicer ass. A pregnant woman isn’t exactly my favorite thing in the world, they’ve got at least one human inside of them, but I really love pregnant woman boobs… Hot.