This is a fucking genius concept – at least for a minute and if the pictures were better – but I still got a kick out of the SELFIES AT A FUNERAL tumblr, because what better place to take a selfie than at someone’s last stop before the dirt… Sure I am a little less into PG shit, and ever since my mom died, I haven’t been overly sensitive about death and think it’s funny to mock it, so I’d be more into seeing people pranking the corpse, it’s like the street art of funeral parlours…but I think it may be illegal.. That said, here’s the best selfies at funerals these people could find on Instagram, I am sure if I looked it up, there would be more and they would be better… TO SEE MORE CLICK HERE
It’s always the midgets and freaks who get excited about Halloween because it is the only time of year they can really exploit their birth defects in a humorous way, except maybe Christmas where they play the mall elf, or Valentines day where they play the cupid, but Halloween, gives them more freedom to choose their own costume, instead of being type cast, and this year Hayden Panettiere chose tits…
It’s always the midgets and freaks who get excited about Halloween because it is the only time of year they can really exploit their birth defects in a humorous way, except maybe Christmas where they play the mall elf, or Valentines day where they play the cupid, but Halloween, gives them more freedom to choose their own costume, instead of being type cast, and this year Hayden Panettiere chose tits…
If you read this site you will know one simple thing…and that is that I am in love with Emily Ratajkowski. She is a sweet and delicate flower sent from heaven to ruin my life with her amazing body and even more amazing…body… She has done this rise to the top thing through strategic nudity better than pretty much anyone to date and now she’s gone all hollywood, far too big for me to ever trick her into dating me, but in my defence, even the girl mopping the floors at the local diner after hours, cuz it’s the only gig her criminal record and retardation allows her to have, is too big for me… Either way, that doesn’t mean I can’t hope that one day I will be with Emily Ratajkowski long enough to get her pregnant by throwing my sperm at her as she walks by….that’s my new hustle… This is love…endless love and she’s fucking amazing…
If you read this site you will know one simple thing…and that is that I am in love with Emily Ratajkowski. She is a sweet and delicate flower sent from heaven to ruin my life with her amazing body and even more amazing…body… She has done this rise to the top thing through strategic nudity better than pretty much anyone to date and now she’s gone all hollywood, far too big for me to ever trick her into dating me, but in my defence, even the girl mopping the floors at the local diner after hours, cuz it’s the only gig her criminal record and retardation allows her to have, is too big for me… Either way, that doesn’t mean I can’t hope that one day I will be with Emily Ratajkowski long enough to get her pregnant by throwing my sperm at her as she walks by….that’s my new hustle… This is love…endless love and she’s fucking amazing…
Adding to the list of expectant mothers is no other than Vanessa Simmons. Today, the actress/reality TV star released an ultrasound picture stating: “A little…
Labor Day is nearly upon us, and labor is nearly upon the stars on our Top 10 Naked and Pregnant list. Celebrate the holiday by saluting naked movie mothers-to-be like Rachel Weisz , Demi Moore , and Paz de la Huerta . They’re hot-to-trot and ready to pop!
If you think PETA reached a new low when it placed a lettuce bikini on Courtney Stodden , well… The organization is pushing for the National Buffalo Wing Festival to ban pregnant women from competing in its chicken-wing eating contest… because consuming this item may cause their unborn sons to develop small penises. PETA Urges Banning of Pregnant Women from Chicken-Eating Contest “Pregnant women may want to think twice before chomping on those chicken wings, or their sons could come up short,” PETA Associate Director of Campaigns Lindsay Rajt said in a statement. See, there was this thing conducted called the Study for Future Family which determined that chemical compound in chicken might diminish genital size. Maybe. Possibly. It’s at least conceivable. And that was enough for PETA to take its stance, while also listing its usual reasons for why folks should not eat chicken, whether they are expecting or not. “Chickens suffer every day of their abbreviated lives, including when they’re hung upside down by their legs from conveyor belts before their throats are cut,” the release added. “They’re also often submerged in scalding-hot water to be defeathered while still conscious.” And then to really drive its point home, the company told folks to check outs its gallery of nude PETA ads . That’ll show those carnivores!
