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The McConaugheys — Labor Day Is a Beach

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Kids , Matthew McConaughey Matthew McConaughey, his pregnant gorgeous baby mama Camila Alves and adorable son Levi spent Labor Day in their natural habitat … at the beach in Malibu.For some unfortunate reason only lil’ Levi decided to go shirtless.

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Camila Alves’ Hairy Stomach is Pregnant and in a Bikini of the Day

Pregnant with Matthew McConaughey’s second baby that he knows about, Brazilian Camila Alves showed off her hairy swollen uterus. Maybe it has to do with her hormones being all out of wack since she’s got something growing inside of her, but I’m pretty sure it’s got more to do with her latin roots cuz those bitches tend to be hairy as fuck, which always amazes me because I’ve got latin roots but for some reason have a patchy beard that reminds me of a 13 year old french kid. Maybe that means that I’m more woman than I like to admit, depsite being forced to admit it everytime I take a piss and realize I’m squirting out of nothing more than a pathetic little clit, but that’s not the point, the point is that I’d definitely fuck this bitch well into her third trimester without a condom, just because I know she can’t get pregnant with my kid if she’s already pregnant, it’s real simple biology

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Kourtney Kardashian Getting Fat With Her White K-Fed Named Scott Disick of the Day

I heard Kourtney Kardashian was pregenant last week and didn’t really give a shit. I figure eventually all these cunts I hate are going to breed, so they might as well do it now than later, but when I saw these pictures of her and the baby daddy, I was surprised, not because she’s eating ice cream, since that is a genetic disorder her and her sisters fight everyday, but luckily with pregnancy comes the license to eat as much as she fucking wants to, never ever bouncing back to what she once was, but that’s what pregnancy is famous for, while we’re still trying to figure out why Kourtney Kardashian is famous for, but I was surprised mainly because the baby daddy isn’t black, as I thought these girls only fucked black dudes…

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Pinkberry For Pregnant Pompeo

Doesn’t it feel like Ellen Pompeo has been pregnant FOREVER? We bet she can’t way till her date which is rapidly approaching.

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Actress Nia Long is the latest in a long line o celebrities to strip off for PETA. Halle Berry is a Body of Work – Just Jared Gisele Bundchen Shows off Her Baby Bump – Allie Is Wired First Look at Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian – Splash News Online

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Nicole Richie’s Little Black Maternity Dress

Nicole Richie’s pregnancy gear is the envy of expectant mothers. The stylish soon-to-be mom sports a little black dress and a printed shawl.

Nicole Richie to Design, Model New Clothing Line

Nicole Richie is known for her boho-chic style and her Hollywood pedigree – and with fans like Madonna wearing her House of Harlow 1960 jewelry line, her design career couldn’t be hotter. But it’s about to get hotter still.

Hotter in a cute, maternal kind of way.

Pregnant with her second child (daughter Harlow Madden is 19 months old), the star has signed on to create (and model) a line of maternity clothes with Nicole’s signature flair for A Pea in the Pod, a higher-end maternity fashion line.

Richie said that a collaboration was an easy call since “Pea in the Pod is such a known company for pregnant women. They carry great lines, and so when they asked me to create a line for them, I was really excited and eager to do it.”

Nicole Richie Maternity Clothes

Nicole Richie brings her unique style to the world of maternity clothes.

Being pregnant herself means Nicole is considerate of her customers: “You feel like you have to change your whole wardrobe – the last thing a woman wants to go through. So I really tried to make this line to get women excited.”

Nicole admits she doesn’t always wear maternity clothes, but thinks the pregnant form should be flaunted: “I think the pregnant body is beautiful, and I think you should show it off,” citing her jean cutoffs as a go-to this pregnancy.

To see more of the expectant mother modeling the new clothing line for fellow pregnant ladies, click to enlarge these Nicole Richie pictures below …

Nic RichPea in the Pod Style

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Penelope Cruz…Maybe Baby?

Penelope Cruz is reportedly four months pregnant.

SNEAK PEEK: Nicole Richie Models Her Maternity Line for A Pea in the Pod

“I think the pregnant body is beautiful, and I think you should show it off,” she says

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Meet Jude Law’s Baby Mama

Filed under: Baby Watch Samantha Burke, Jude Law’s pregnant lady friend, introduced herself to the world yesterday — literally.Samantha told a throng of reporters, “Hi, I’m Samantha Burke” — and then her lawyer read a brief statement before Samantha asked everyone to … Permalink

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