Jesus. UK girls are a whole pile of fun. This Millie Mackintosh is apparently a UK reality star, married to someone naked PROFESSOR GREEN. Who posted this video of her sleeping on their way back from IBIZA where she got topless because she wanted him to… I like that on her BLOG she wrote: I usually try to avoid reacting to stories in the press concerning me. Bitch, you don’t try to avoid anything when it comes to press, because everything you do is to get in the press. I don’t believe you don’t react to stories in the press, because you seed those stories. This kind of shit, you know the person behind the topless pics…is just everything wrong in the world…except maybe for topless pics…those are ok…but much more interesting when not intentionally in effort to get in the paparazzi….it’s like it takes everything pure and beautiful out of topless pics…and for that I hate this attention seeking pile of shit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Justin Jedlica, a.k.a. the Human Ken Doll, says he never set out to look like a doll by undergoing countless plastic surgeries and becoming an Internet … something. So he says in an interview for Oprah Winfrey’s Where Are They Now? Justin Jedlica: Where Are They Now Promo Becoming a living Human Ken Doll was never his intention or goal, but 150 or so cosmetic procedures later, someone called him that and BOOM. “20/20 called me the Human Ken Doll. It was meant to be cute and catchy,” the 33-year-old says, reflecting on his 2012 interview with that program. “I think of it in a comical way. I don’t necessarily think I look like Ken.” Perhaps not. Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova doesn’t necessarily look like her plastic likeness either. It’s more the idea that they’re … well, plastic. Justin Jedlica also says that the notoriety has been a net positive. “All in all, the Ken Doll phenomenon for me has been a positive thing,” he says, never one to look a gift horse (or plastic surgeon) in the mouth. “It’s something that’s given me a new purpose, and it looks as though it may give me a career. So I can’t really knock it. I’ll be called the Human Ken Doll forever.” There are worse things, he notes, than being compared to the quintessential guy toy, one created as the prototypical male who wants to bang Barbie . “It’s flattering,” Jedlica mused in April. “As a kid, you play with Ken dolls and kind of assume that is what a handsome guy is supposed to look like.” Just the same, he looks at himself as less Ken, more Japanese anime manga. “It’s sort of that over-stylized, cartoonish version of human form [that I like],” he says. Whatever you want to call him, you gotta check out this gallery: Justin Jedlica: The Human Ken Doll 1. Justin Jedlica Before and After Justin Jedlica before and after photos … are kinda freaking us out.
The fallout from the Justin Bieber-Orlando Bloom fight gets more hilarious by the day. As you may know, Justin has been taunting Bloom on Instagram , posting and deleting a photo of Bloom appearing to be in tears, as well as a shot of Bloom’s ex-wife Miranda Kerr. It was originally thought that this was Bieber’s way of venting his frustration at having been swung on and humiliated in front of a star-studded crowd in Ibiza. Now, sources tell TMZ that – despite having not thrown a punch – Bieber thinks he “won” the fight , and his endless online needling of Bloom is his way of reminding the public how “hard” he is. According to Justn’s posse, Bieber didn’t even recognize Bloom when he attempted to shake his hand, and was confused and pissed when Bloom rebuffed him. Bieber now believes that the general public thinks he came out on top in the confrontation, and he’s delusionally basking in his victory. Insiders say Justin is loving every moment of the press coverage, which he believes makes him look like a badass with street cred galore (an image he’s been trying to cultivate for years). He’s reportedly also enjoying the fact that so many people mistakenly believe that he slept with Kerr. Stars React to Justin Bieber-Orlando Bloom Fight 1. Jimmy Fallon “Orlando Bloom apparently threw a punch at Justin Bieber last night during an argument at a nightclub,” the Tonight Show host said in his monologue. “Orlando’s hand was pretty sore today…You know, from all the high fives he got!”
I’ve never heard of Rayana Ragan before coming across these awesome bikini pictures, but she reminds me of another hottie, I just can’t figure out who. Oh well, maybe if I keep staring at these pictures long enough, it’ll eventually come to me. Actually, it probably won’t, since my brain is pretty much fried after years of blogging, but I figure there’s got to be worse ways to spend the rest of my day than with my face three inches from the computer screen drooling over this cutie in a bikini. » view all 18 photos
Here’s one of my all-time favorite cuties Victoria Justice looking like her usual hot self at the airport. I’m not sure where she’s heading here, and I bet I could look it up, but I’m not going to, because it would just ruin the fantasy that she’s finally on her way to visit her favorite blogger as a thank you for all the press I’ve given her over the years. Hey, stranger things have happened. You know, like me making an entire career out of writing about all the hotties I’d like to sleep with. Take that, my high school guidance counselor! Photos: Fameflynet
Tennessee Town To Ban Sagging Pants To Avoid Indecent Exposure When are folks gonna wise up and pull up their pants without having to require a law??? According to Times Free Press: The city of Pikeville, Tenn., doesn’t want its residents to be caught with their pants down. The City Council unanimously approved an ordinance on its first reading Monday night that would require anyone guilty of public indecency, which includes anyone wearing their bottoms “more than three inches below the top of the hips (crest of the ilium),” to pay a fine of “not less than” $25 for a first offense and “not more than” $50 on the subsequent offenses. Pikeville’s city charter requires three readings of an ordinance before it passes, and city Mayor Phil Cagle said it would probably be another couple of months before they’re able to put the law into effect. The ordinance language is aimed at public indecency in general, and says that although state law prohibits some public indecency, it “allows for some behavior that is considered indecent.” According to the ordinance, the city of Pikeville finds “the exposure of a person’s buttocks and genital area or undergarments is offensive and indecent.” But Cagle said he doesn’t want the new ordinance to be seen as singling out the problem of “sagging britches.” However, aside from some wording, the main difference between the city ordinance and state law was the inclusion of language outlawing the exposure of “skin or undergarments” by wearing “pants or skirts” too low. Other offenses listed include lewd and sexual acts, publicly relieving oneself and indecent exposure of body parts. Pikeville’s ordinance also states that “there is evidence that indicates that wearing sagging pants is injurious to the health of the wearer as it causes improper gait.” Cagle said that before proposing the local public indecency legislation, the city had abided by the state’s public indecency laws. However, Cagle said that he did not know what the state’s law said, so he couldn’t explain how the ordinance was different. “All I know is we just don’t want them running around half naked on our streets,” Cagle said. “That’s the bottom line.” SMH at the saggin pants being in the same category with lewd sexual acts and publicly “relieving oneself” – nice. WENN
Devon Walker believed he was headed to a post-graduation celebration dinner with his family on on Saturday night. Instead, the former Tulane football stand-out received the surprise of a lifetime. Instead of his favorite restaurant, Walker’s family took him to the New Orleans Saints rookie minicamp where Saints coach Sean Payton offered him a contract with the team. Of course, hundreds of former college stars will sign with NFL teams in the coming months. What makes Walker’s situation unique is that he was paralyzed from the neck down in a devastating injury he suffered during a 2012 game. “When Devon got hurt, his football career was just starting to take off after three years of hard work,” said Payton in a press conference, with Walker by his side. “Despite the devastating injury he suffered, Devon refuses to let that define him. He is an outstanding young man who is an inspiration not only to his coaches and teammates at Tulane, but to all of us.” “For me this is one of my dreams come true,” Walker told the press. “I’ve been a Saint since before I was walking. Just to be a part of the team and be around the players is more than I could have hoped for.” The 23-year-old Walker participated in Tulane’s graduation ceremony just hours before the Saints offered him a contract. He has been frequently commended for his courage following the tragic end of his playing career and he has received outpourings of affection from the New Orleans community in the past. Along with Michael Sam who was drafted by the St. Louis Rams as the first openly gay man selected by an NFL team, Walker is part of an historic offseason of firsts for the NFL. 18 Revolting, Homophobic Tweets About Michael Sam Michael Sam father has failed. Fuck all his accomplishments, records, and etc.. yo sons a faggot. @_TreyMal Permalink: Michael Sam father has failed. Fuck all his accomplishments, records, and etc.. yo sons a… Added: February 11, 2014 1. Michael Sam’s Father Has Failed. Michael Sam father has failed. Fuck all his accomplishments, records, and etc.. yo sons a faggot.
While the Jay Z-Solange Knowles fight may not have been funny for the parties involved, the rest of us are finding plenty of comedy in the drama. The Internet has already blessed us with a slew of hilarious Solange-themed memes , and now some ingenious Madison Avenue Don Draper-types are getting in on the act. That’s an ad for the Anya Hindmarch clutch bag Solange brought to the 2014 MET Gala…and later used as a weapon with which to bludgeon her brother-in-law. Certainly seems the brand has found a silver lining in Solange’s dark cloud of rage! The ad is funny stuff, to be sure, but we’re guessing Solange is less than amused: Solange Knowles Tantrum Check out the video above for a little insight into how the younger Knowles feels about her far more successful older sis and her husband. Yes, just mentioning Jay Z’s name to Solange is enough to earn you a dose of her now-infamous temper. We’re guessing that news anchor has never seen Solange throw a punch, or he might not be so quick to make fun. Thus far, all the press surrounding Solange has been pretty negative, but if she’s smart she’ll use her time in the headlines to rehab her image and make the public understand the difficulties that come with being overshadowed by a more famous sibling. Seems more likely, though, that she’ll just continue to burn bridges until she flames out and disappears from the entertainment world entirely. At least the downfall has been fun to watch thus far! #WhatJayZSaidtoSolange: The Best Memes 1. A Chris Brown Hook Up
If you close your eyes while watching this video that Bella Thorne posted of her dancing in a tight dress…she’s still 16… Sure, she knows her audience is a bunch of creepers and more importantly, that instagram will never delete her for making tight dress jailbait fetish videos, because there is not implied nudity… Because all these social media sites have such a grey area of what is appropriate or not, what is deemed acceptable or not, it’s like too much ass cheek is bad, but girls humping balloons is not… You know, people masturbate to anything and everything…from 16 year old dancing to girls eating bananas…Everything is porn to the right audience… All this to say, at 16, she knows what she’s doing, and that’s luring you in because in America, you can’t bang 16 year olds, so forget how annoying they are, when you stare at their young bodies…
If you close your eyes while watching this video that Bella Thorne posted of her dancing in a tight dress…she’s still 16… Sure, she knows her audience is a bunch of creepers and more importantly, that instagram will never delete her for making tight dress jailbait fetish videos, because there is not implied nudity… Because all these social media sites have such a grey area of what is appropriate or not, what is deemed acceptable or not, it’s like too much ass cheek is bad, but girls humping balloons is not… You know, people masturbate to anything and everything…from 16 year old dancing to girls eating bananas…Everything is porn to the right audience… All this to say, at 16, she knows what she’s doing, and that’s luring you in because in America, you can’t bang 16 year olds, so forget how annoying they are, when you stare at their young bodies…
