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Marc Webb Explains How ‘Game Of Thrones’ Influenced ‘Amazing Spider-Man 2′

Marc Webb is having a pretty amazing few years. The director took the helm of the rebooted “Spider-Man” franchise back in 2012, and just saw the latest incarnation of the webslinger, “The Amazing Spider-Man 2,” light up the box office with $92 million. CLICK: ‘Amazing Spider-Man 2′ Easter Eggs You May Have Missed Webb sat… Read more

Nina Agdal And Sara Sampaio Are My New Fantasy

Good news, I think I might have found a cure for any of you out there who might be suffering from slight Nina Agdal fatigue: pairing her with another ridiculously hot model like Sara Sampaio . Because here’s the two SI hotties doing a pretty amazing photoshoot together for bebe, and I don’t know if it helped you guys at all, but it’s certainly doing the trick for me. Enjoy. » view all 28 photos

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stepGIRL Picture Contest to Win a Free Jamaica Trip of the Day

We have good news. We have partnered up with DREAMPLEASURETOURS to do a pretty amazing contest… We are giving away a 6 Day, 5 Night trip to Circus Erotique at Hedonism II November 29 – Dec 6, 2014. Airfare is included. The trip is at a clothing optional, swinger lifestyle, event featuring burlesque dancers, and entertainment, other couples, and a whole lot of naughty fun all set in Jamaica… It’s pretty fucking major. So major, I think I may be going too.. The rules are simple… Send in a picture of a babe by email, with DrunkenStepfather or stepGIRL written on her. The babe can be you, or a babe you know who you want to go on a swingers vacation with, info@drunkenstepfather.com with subject “Hedonism” The best submissions will be put up for everyone to vote on, the person with the most votes wins! Here are some pics from Hedonism II. Good times. Get on it.

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Drunk 8 Year Old of the Day

I don’t know if this is a legit story, but it makes for a good viral video concept, because people get really fucking mad when they see 8 or 9 year old kids getting drunk in public like they are fucking homeless…this happened in New Zealand and I don’t really care about the follow-up story because I am convinced it’s fully staged…but if it’s not…pretty amazing…but not as amazing as when I was fucking hookers and doing speed at 9. Beers is for amateurs.

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Drunk 8 Year Old of the Day

Muir-Way is the Very Merry Holiday Gift Idea of the Day

MUIR-WAY make some pretty amazing wall art for pretty much any room in your one room apartment…but more importantly, their wall art can be doubled as a great gift to pretty much anyone…even for those not into maps of national parks…cuz they look pretty cool and sometimes you don’t need to be a hippie granola weirdo to be down with national parks….sure I may not like nature, or hiking, and I prefer my national parks to be in map form…so I don’t have to fuck with nature….and creepy park rangers…that’s why MUIR-WAY is the only way… They are also a good way to decide where to hide the body… PHOTOS SHOT BY JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT GO AND GET YOURSELF SOME NATIONAL PARK MAPS CLICK HERE VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

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Miley Cyrus in a Tame Photoshoot for her Album of the Day

I can’t go a day without a Miley Cyrus update…I just think she’s the greatest thing to happen to pop music, and really the world….she looks good…she has it all figured out…and she’s playing the world like the puppets we are…making us wonder if she’s lost her mind…making her old fans shocked that she’s showing nipple…all while giving me exactly everything I’ve ever wanted…She’s a dream…a little wonky, probably annoying and a brat, but so good at packaging herself and making herself relevant that I can see past all that and appreciate her for what she is… What I am not into is how tame these pics of her are…I expect more from her…I mean even her TV appearances are more naked…but since I am all about everything Miley…I’ll post them.

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Miley Cyrus in a Tame Photoshoot for her Album of the Day

Nude Scene from Masters of Sex of the Day

I am really starting to appreciate the direction TV is taking…there was a time when I was growing up that I could only get off to music videos, Baywatch, figure skating, or late night infomercials…but now TV is like pornography, even the sitcoms make blow job jokes, because the internet has distorted the world to make them start thinking a little more like me, making me think that there is still hope in this horrible world…hope that people will lighten up…and that one day…a mainstream advertiser will advertise on my site…so that I can afford the private jet I always wanted…. This is Nicholle Tom and Simone Carter…in some show called Masters of Sex…that seems pretty amazing….

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Nude Scene from Masters of Sex of the Day

Homeless Love of the Day

I can’t help but wonder what that must taste and/or smell like, but I imagine it is pretty disgusting…and that makes it pretty amazing…because when you’re homeless you gotta get your eating somewhere…and it might as well be from homeless pussy cuz that is the best crazy kind of pussy…because when they are homeless they are easy to fuck….making this video hit close to home…and it is so romantic…

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Miley Cyrus Pantsless of the Day

I have a thing for Miley Cyrus… I just like the whole Disney starlet turned slut because Disney made her that way dynamic…you know it’s pretty marketable because people love talking about it…and it’s pretty amazing…because she’s not fat, she twerks, she barely wears pants, like the girls who snapchat me their little jean shorts, or the girls I see in the park or at the coffee shop in their little shorts, revolutionizing asses everywhere… Sure she’s probably a cunt, with a shitty personality, but she’s fun to watch, even if you think she’s got a bigger dick than Beiber…or that she is Beiber…cuz let’s face it she probably is… I mean exploited youth are all one in the same…

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Miley Cyrus Pantsless of the Day

Stealing 15 Cases of Beer Fail of the Day

This is pretty amazing…a couple of Ghetto bitches tried to steal 15 cases of beer from WalMart, probably a stunt they pulled before and got away with, probably for their tweaking in a bucket block party…and some hero employee from Walmart ran out to reclaim their merchandise in something getting paid 10 dollars an hour wouldn’t inspire me to do…because let’s face it, I’m not hero and if anything I’d be the one planning these booze stealing operation from the inside…I like it on the inside…oh yes… Either way, these bitches got away with their crime and that’s more than we can say for the bikini weed smokers who got fingered by the cops yesterday…so good job on that.

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