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REVIEW: Cabin in the Woods Finds Something New — and Brilliant — in the Genre Wilderness

When I was in college, I once went on a weekend trip with my two roommates to Cape Cod, where someone had scrounged up a summer home belonging to a family friend who was willing to let us stay for a few days. The owners were in the middle of renovating the place, so instead of windows there were just sheets of plastic that bulged in and out with the wind. Half the rooms didn’t have electricity, and we had to go to the tap outside to get water — but hey, someone was letting us stay in their house in a scenic location far from our shabby apartment near campus, and for free. No one was complaining. Except that it got dark, and the fact that we were out in the woods down a narrow driveway removed from the road with nothing sheltering us from the outside but transparent tarps (just the thing for wrapping up dead bodies) started to seem a little spooky. We were three young women huddling around one of the few working lamps in a house in the middle of nowhere, and I started to reflect on the fact that if we were in a movie, we’d for sure get murdered in a few minutes by someone with chainsaws for hands or something. And then the friend who’d set this up, a sporty, outgoing environmentalist who’d definitely outlive me in any theoretical slasher flick, mentioned offhand (she wasn’t joking ) that the owners of the house had mentioned that if we saw a guy in the woods outside in the middle of the night, it was probably their friend Bill, who was helping with the remodeling and sometimes stayed in their shed. What’s my point? My point is that you don’t want me telling you about the premise for The Cabin in the Woods , so instead I’m inflicting on you this personal story of a cabin in some woods (spoilers: we then drove into town and ate seafood). It’s true that the film, which was written by geek demigod Joss Whedon with Drew Goddard (the latter of whom served as director) is much more fun to watch if you don’t know anything about the plot going in. But I’m concerned that all this trumpeting about how sensitive the movie is to being disrupted by oversharing will set up expectations for something filled with reversals and silly twists, when in fact your enjoyment will be derived from an appreciation for how clever its concept is. Goddard and Whedon have devised a meta-movie about horror tropes that comments on its genre without foregoing a plot or characters of its own — it’s funny and scary enough to please the deeply fannish, while being sufficiently quick and smart to entertain those less inclined to dork out on the many horror in-jokes in store. Suffice it to say, the film introduces two groups of characters. The first, made up of Bradley Whitford, Richard Jenkins, Amy Acker, Brian White and others, work in a compound somewhere seemingly official, though not so official that they don’t sexually harass each other for fun, bitch about their spouses and run office pools. The point of the film is how they fit together with the second group, which consists of five college students headed out for a weekend away at, yes, a cabin in the woods. There’s good girl Dana (Kristen Connolly), her friend Jules (Anna Hutchison) and Jules’s football-player boyfriend Kurt (Chris Hemsworth), Kurt’s studious teammate Holden (Jesse Williams) and their stoner friend Marty (Fran Kranz, who steal the show). The five fit these types from afar, but don’t up close. Kurt and Jules aren’t just a jock and his blonde bimbo girlfriend — when he teases her about bringing textbooks along, they fall into a pitch-perfect reenactment of the old  “I learned it by watching you!”  anti-drug PSA. Dana’s getting over a complicated break-up, Holden’s kind and perceptive, and Marty sees a lot more than you’d expect through his haze of pot smoke. The relationship of our expectations of characters and plot developments to the genre and why we keep coming back for more even when we think we know what’s going to happen is examined throughout the movie, which plays off all the old slasher standards while being about something very different. Making a film that depends on an audience’s recognition of other films is a tricky thing — not just because it presumes existing knowledge, but also because meta-humor often just stops at making a reference instead of actually going on to do something with it. When you look at Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer’s _____ Movie series of (for the most part) awful spoofs, most don’t get further than a “Remember this? How about this? You saw this one, right?” Cabin in the Woods  touches on everything from characters who have sex being doomed to J-horror to classic monsters, but it is also questions, for the most part not in a scolding way (the slight but discernible touch of that is the film’s only real downside), the reasons why we like watching these scenarios unfold so much that we’ve worn the ideas out like an overused record.  Cabin in the Woods  does what Scream only halfway managed, which was to find something new by looking back at the familiar — and at least in Whedon’s world, the geeky ones are never first on the chopping block. Follow Alison Willmore on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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REVIEW: Cabin in the Woods Finds Something New — and Brilliant — in the Genre Wilderness

Moveline Flashback: Revisit the Oscar-Nominated Director of This Week’s Monsieur Lazhar

While no one is in any rush to revisit the most recent Oscar season, I’d be remiss not to point you back to our virtual roundtable of nominees for Best Foreign Language Feature — specifically, Canadian filmmaker Philippe Falardeau, whose classroom drama Monsieur Lazhar makes its way into limited release this weekend. He’s pretty awesome, having brought a lot of the most poignant and intriguing points of view of any of the generous nominees who spent their Oscar week with Movieline. To wit, when asked about his thoughts leading up to the big day: You grow up watching the Oscars like anybody else. It is something fascinating, intriguing, but you feel it doesn’t concern you personally. You watch it as a form of entertainment. As a teenager, I remember being angry at the Oscars for always choosing dramas for best films, Chariots of Fire winning instead of Raiders of the Lost Ark , for example (lol). That was many years before I knew I would be making films. But even two years ago when I started Monsieur Lazhar , the Oscar remained something very distant. I saw little connection between what I did and the Academy Awards. So how do I feel about the big day? It’s still surreal for me to be California-bound, but I find myself enjoying every moment, and I’m proud of what we’ve accomplished. I met Norman Jewison recently, and he told me: “No matter what happens, you have an Oscar nomination, and you will have it for the rest of your life. Nobody can take that away.” There’s more where that came from . Meanwhile, Monsieur Lazhar opens Friday in limited release , with more locations to come in the weeks ahead. Enjoy! Follow S.T. VanAirsdale on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter . [Photos: Music Box Films]

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Amy Childs’ Big Breasts Work The Catwalk

I wouldn’t have thought that busty British hottie Amy Childs would ever be used to work the cat walk, not that she’s ugly or anything thing I just don’t think she’s a classic runway model, but that’s exactly what’s happening here. I can see her modeling bikinis or slutty Halloween costumes or hosting a Senor Frog’s wet t-shirt contest, but actual clothing is a little weird. Although I bet her big fat breasts looked pretty awesome bouncing down that runway. Hot.

Justin Bieber Plays Generous Santa to Childhood BFF

We already know that Justin Bieber is an incredible boyfriend . Turns out, he’s a pretty awesome best friend, too. Consider what Justin gave childhood BFF Ryan Butler: a Mustang convertible! The pal, who had a cameo in the video for “One Time,” Tweeted a photo of the gift Monday night, along with the message: “Justin got me a present. #swag!!!” As for Bieber? He’s been chilling at home in Canada, as the superstar chimed in via Twitter on Christmas Eve: “spending time with family – feels really good.” He also presented fans with these two videos on Christmas Day. Granted, we’d rather have had a new car, but still.

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Alexandra Richards Shitty Hipster Bikini Pics of the Day

Alexandra Richards used to be on my facebook….her brother used to send me T-Shirt designs for my stepSHIRT…her father….used to be a young vibrant rock guitarist for the Rolling Stones….he is still however in the Rolling Stones…..and he is pretty awesome on all fronts and not just cuz he’s lived through so much…but because he still goes hard…. Either way, she’s the cunty, snobby, rich kid hipster living the New York fashionista life amongst other cunty, snobby, rich kid hipsters, and no matter how much prescription pills and cocaine she does in her dumpy luxury artist loft, she’ll never be as cool as her dad…. She’s fucking boring to look at, even in her bikini….but I’d probably still fuck her…but then again I fuck anything….good times…now accept my friend request you pig.

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Sarah Vandella is hot

Here’s a pretty awesome and updated gallery of pics tweeted by one of my favorite pornstars, Sarah Vandella. Continue reading

Gabrielle topless pictures

Busty Gabrielle is another British babe with huge boobs and she loves to get them out for the camera at every opportunity. Continue reading

Pam Grier nude clip

Pam is a pretty awesome ebony chick and here in the movie Coffy she is stripping nude showing off her lovely big tits Continue reading

Sara Jean Underwood Bearded Bikini Pictures

Attack Of The Show hottie Sara Jean Underwood and I have been slowly falling in love over the internet, I know it and she knows it, so I’m torn by these pictures of her in her sexy little bikini. Obviously the fact that she’s half naked is pretty awesome, she’s perfect, but I don’t like seeing her with another man. I’m jealous. Sure this guys beard is more luxurious than mine could ever be, but I think she’d look a whole lot hotter next to a certain carpel tunnel prone blogger. Pretty please.

Jennifer Nguyen is hot

Here is a pretty awesome compilation of pictures of a hot and talented Asian model named Jennifer Nguyen to help you get over the hump. Continue reading