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Miranda Kerr Gets Cheeky For V Magazine

I don’t really know what to tell you about these pictures of Miranda Kerr other than it’s monday and shots of a supermodel’s ass is a pretty good way to start off the week. Imagine, that skinny f@#k Orlando Bloom gets to start everyday off like this. No wonder he’s a movie star.

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Eliza Dushku: A Complex Photo Shoot

This is, by definition, a Complex photo shoot. As in Complex magazine.

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Eliza Dushku: A Complex Photo Shoot

Katy Perry’s Stylist: I Frisked a Girl

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Beauty , Hot Bodies Katy Perry may have a pretty good gig, but it’s her stylist who has the best job E-V-A-H!While shooting her new video in L.A.

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Sized To Fit Condoms

A European company plans to start selling custom condoms according to a DIY chart that men use to measure themselves with. I'm a J44… that's pretty good right

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Tea Party Interviews

pretty good reporting… and… wow. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Michelle Johnson’s Got Some Older Tit of the Day

Her name is Michelle Johnson, I have no idea who she, because she’s pretty much a nobody, but I do know she has tits like most nobodies, she’s showing them off for attention at some event and I guess tits aren’t that big of a deal and I don’t really know why I am talking about them, maybe my life is just that boring and useless, and tits are all I have left to talk about, because I guess I like women and most women have tits , except for breast cancer victims and 5 year olds, so there’s nothing too exciting about this, but I guess we should celebrate her not having had breast cancer because we like tits and because it’s pretty clear this haggard slut isn’t 5. I doubt that made sense, but nothing I say ever really does….I’m working on it… Pics Via FamePictures

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Lily Allen’s Shitty Tits in GQ of the Day

The only thing good about seeing Lily Allen topless in a magazine is the hope that an actual hot girl who I actually want to see topless will eventually show off her tits in the magazine. The other good thing about it is that it is a reminder to all the companies who call me a porn site and refuse to give me money, depriving me of the life of luxury I feel I deserve from all the hard work I’ve put into the site by sleeping in pretty much everyday the last 5 years, that tits aren’t fuckin’ pornographic, they are just hot, except in Lily Allen’s case, where they are just some kind of cruel joke, like when this homeless dude shoved his dick down my throat one night when I passed out drunk, only without the taste I couldn’t get rid of for a week, since I’m pretty good at forgetting horrible things, and really how bad could this really be, I mean it’s a picture of fucking tits, shitty or not, they are still tits. Right

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In Defense Of Third Eye Blind

MUSIC BUZZ : NYMag has a great piece championing the best of the 90s guilty (but not really?) pleasure bands. “Motorcycle Drive By” was probably the most important song of my teenage years, so this really meant a lot to me. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Pokemon Card Game Championship Winners

Pokemon Cards are the Magic Cards of 2009. (If you guys have ever wondered what Jack looks like, that's a pretty good approximation on the left. Kidding! Except Jack really does love Magic Cards IRL.) Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Chima Quits Big Brother 11 | Snark Food

Very early on Saturday morning, it appears Big Brother 11 contestant Chima Simone may have decided to quit the show for good. With no explanation, live feeds.

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Chima Quits Big Brother 11 | Snark Food