Shay Mitchell is some really famous girl you’ve probably never heard of – because you aren’t 12 or a fan of the show Pretty Little Liars, that I hear a lot about, but that I don’t watch becasue I have absolutely no interest in being polluted by, or seeing what is polluting the minds of the youth…but I am going to assume you’re pervert ass knows every episode by heart, it’s how you seduce the 10-13 year old girls you’re into – I mean puppies and candy in vans is so cliche, you’re more into intellectual conversations on the happenings of this nonsense… I don’t even have an interest in her greased up tits in a bikini posing with an inflatable, since inflatables are trendy, maybe it’s hormonal, maybe I’m burnt out, maybe it’s boring if there’s no spread asshole like Bar Refaeli, maybe it’s just another overpaid, overrated girl…but she’s still got good tits – so I’ll still post it, even if I don’t care.
Something looked pretty familiar about a Pretty Little Liars star at the Teen Choice Awards Sunday night. Shay Mitchell walked the red carpet in an all-white ensemble that really might as well have been lingerie – and also might as well have belonged to Kim Kardashian. The reality star donned an awfully similar outfit for her 33rd birthday celebration in Las Vegas last October, posing for many photos in it with her boobs very much on display. We’ve already compared Mitchell with her costars at the Teen Choice Awards, along with Kim and her sisters . So now it’s time for the world of Pretty Little Liars to meet the world of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Who wears this fashion choice the best? Fashion Face-Off! Kim Kardashian Click Here To Vote for Kim Shay Mitchell Click Here To Vote for Shay Kim Kardashian and Shay Mitchell have something closely in common. Who wears this outfit better? View Poll » Here’s a look at other memorable outfits on the Teen Choice Awards red carpet: 2014 Teen Choice Awards: Fashion Hits & Misses 1. Tyler Posey and Sarah Hyland Say hello to the hosts! Tyler Posey and Sarah Hyland were in charge of the 2014 Teen Choice Awards.
America’s creepiest celebrity couple, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison, are not only back together, but engaged once again, the lovebirds confirm. Can you feel the excitement? Or is that just nausea? Stodden and Hutchison first married in 2011, when she was just 16 and he was 51. Fifty-one. Incredibly, this was allowed to happen. Not incredibly, it ended. Things have come full circle now, though. They divorced in 2013, only to rekindle the dirty, dirty passion recently. The now 19-year-old gushed to Fishwrapper about the duo’s newly-renewed love. “Doug and I have been through so much together, but somehow through it all, it brought us closer and confirmed my love for him,” she said. So, so beautiful. Doug adds: “My love and respect for Courtney is timeless and I look forward to our future ceremony when we renew our vows.” “We are very happy to be reunited.” The vows will probably be swapped the end of the year, Courtney and Doug say. The bodily fluids are likely being exchanged on the daily already. Brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it? For many more TMI looks at the teenager 54-year-old Doug Hutchison is going to marry for the second time, click through the Courtney Stodden pics below: 21 WTF?! Courtney Stodden Photos 1. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Image Courtney on Instagram. As usual, she’s featuring her favorite assets.
We’ve all been there, haven’t we? Heck, check the time and the date. Many of us are likely there right now. We either partied too hard over the weekend. Or we didn’t relax enough. Or we just really don’t wanna go to work. But no matter what the reason, we’ve been afflicted: we have a case of the Mondays. And we’re not alone! Pets clearly experience this same unfortunate illness, as made clear in the following gallery of GIFs, all of which feature pets with one question in common: Is it Tuesday yet?!? 17 Dogs with a Major Case of the Mondays 1. Just 5 More… Hours.
There isn’t much Dustin Diamond can say to surprise people anymore, and probably no way he can redeem himself, but darned if he isn’t trying. After co-star Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Breckin Meyer dissed Dustin last week, good ol’ Screech is playing dumb and coy in a counter-interview. He will concede Breckin’s point about his alleged penis size, though, acknowledging that the member on his infamous sex tape is not even his. “I put the thing together. I got a stunt wang. I’m not an idiot. I’m not going to really put myself out there. So I got a stunt person to come in,” he says. “And I thought, what if this thing makes $3 million? That’s nothing to scoff at. But after that people looked at me dirty, like, ‘He does porn’. No, I don’t!” “I faked that one at a chance for millions. I’m an opportunist, really.” Okay … that makes us feel infinitely better about Dustin Diamond. Also, in the wake of the Saved by the Bell trailer ‘s release, he says he didn’t even write his own tell-all about the show. Someone ghosted that $h!t. Dustin says. “It was written by a ghost writer. I talked to a guy a few times, so there were people up in arms, ‘Oh! He’s putting all this trash out’. But I was like, ‘I didn’t even write it!'” Saved By the Bell Cast: Then and Now 1. Mark Paul Gosselaar Zach Morris was every 90s girl’s teen crush, and he’s still a super hottie! Mark Paul Gosselaar has been on NYPD Blue and most recently Franklin and Bash. ‘It has my name on it, but it was written by a ghost writer .” “So all the things like that, the Fit Club , the porn, and the book were kind of like the one, two, three of the bad-boy image. But I’m done with that.” Needless to say, regarding his stint on Celebrity Fit Club , “I had to gain weight to even be on the show. I had to keep it between me and producers.” “I couldn’t tell the other cast members about it. And, like, I’m not mean at all. I’m the most approachable, laid-back guy in the world. I like to laugh more than anything else.” “But I thought that being the bad guy on TV would show me in a believable light to convince casting directors to put me in Breaking Bad , or Dexter , or Law & Order .” Obviously, that never panned out. But there’s always music? “I know how to control my voice and sit within my vocal range,” he says. “I’ve always been musically inclined. I had a band. I played bass. I have perfect pitch.” “I’ve always been gifted at that.” Gifted is one word for him. Dustin Diamond Sex Tape Highlights
A thief robbed Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick of a briefcase full of cash earlier this summer, because they obviously have those sitting around. Southampton, N.Y. law enforcement officials say it was Scott who reported the case filled with $4,000 was jacked from their bedroom between July 1-4. No word if Disick had alcohol poisoning during that stretch and that’s why he can’t pinpoint the exact day of the theft. We’re kidding. And sorry. Mostly. They reportedly think it may have been an inside job, as these sort of incidents are seemingly happening to the famous family with startling regularity. If you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online , you know Khloe got robbed in similar fashion, and Kourt feels the burglar is someone close to them. Nothing else was reported stolen and there was no indication of forced entry, furthering the belief that this person knew what to look for and where. Kourtney reported a similar theft in February at her home in Calabasas – in which someone pilfered $50,000 (!) – and this was after the Khloe robbery . In that case, someone ripped off around $250,000 worth of jewelry from Khloe’s home. That krime was also never solved, but the krew was suspected. Between Keeping Up With the Kardashians , and now Kourt’s Hamptons spinoff, the support staff working for the Kards has become a massive enterprise. Definitely sounds like an inside job to us. That or Lamar’s drug dealers are really stealthy and looking to collect any way they can from his former in-laws. 12 Photos of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick That Make Us Wonder If They’re in Love 1. Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian Picture Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian look totally thrilled to be together in this photo, don’t they? Is the couple ever happy?
We’ve got a secret, and we just can’t keep it: A trio of Pretty Little Liars came out for the 2014 Teen Choice Awards last night… and each cast member looked totally beautiful! There was Lucy Hale donning a lovely red dress; Shay Mitchell in white; and Janel Parrish in a low-cut top that showed off a pair of admirable… assets. Because Pretty Little Liars is as much about fashion as it is about mystery, we can’t help but ask: Which of these young stars looked best on the red carpet? Fashion Face-Off! Lucy Hale Click Here To Vote for Lucy Janel Parrish Click Here To Vote for Janel Shay Mitchell Click Here To Vote for Shay Lucy Hale, Janel Parrish or Shay Mitchell? Which Pretty Little Liars star looked prettiest at the Teen Choice Awards? View Poll » In the mood to compare some more? Here’s a look at all the fashion at the Teen Choice Awards. Who was dressed best? 2014 Teen Choice Awards: Fashion Hits & Misses 1. Tyler Posey and Sarah Hyland Say hello to the hosts! Tyler Posey and Sarah Hyland were in charge of the 2014 Teen Choice Awards.
I guess Lucy Hale is some very famous young actress who I think is on the show Pretty Little Liars with other really famous young actresses you’ve probably barely heard of unless you watch Pretty Little Liars because you’re a high school gym teacher and it gives you a reference point to connect with your students before fucking them. That said, she did Cosmo, she looked good, she showed some cleavage and was a little conservative, which I think is nice to see in this world filled with gutter attention seeking naked everywhere sluts… There’s a science behind seduction, and even in this over exposed, sexed up world, I like to think, a girl who knows what she is doing, doesn’t have to show the world her anus to get loved or wanted…even though I love looking at anus. You see I’m not conflicted, there are porn whores for the nudity, but the girls I actually want to jerk off on and to are the opposite of that. That’s not to say I want to jerk off on or to Lucy Hale, but I would…here are those cosmo pics…but more entertaining than the pics themselves is her dad’s text to her about the cover… Daddy’s little girl posing next to sex articles…bad girl.
