“How do you like my new entrance music,” asked President Barack Obama as he took the podium at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner last night. The music was was DJ Khaled’s “All I Do Is Win.” Yes, this really happened, and the POTUS’ jokes were pretty much on point, while delivering jabs when need be, throughout his 20 plus minute long speech… Continue
Every time I think I’ve decided which one’s my favorite Victoria’s Secret model, a new photoshoot comes along that reopens the competition. Like this one of Doutzen Kroes . It’s just so confusing. Luckily though, I’ve come up with a way to decide on my favorite once and for all: first one to send me personalized candids wins. Good luck ladies. » view all 22 photos
So by now I’m guessing you guys have heard that Amanda Bynes is pretty much off the deep end. Though it looks like she’s at least dropped the dumb bag over the face maneuver she used to use to “avoid” the paparazzi. Considering those two gross new piercings of hers though, I kinda wish she was still using it. It’s just sad to see a former hottie come to this. Let’s move on… Related Articles: Amanda Bynes Gets Sexy On Twitter Amanda Bynes Works It On The Twitter Amanda Bynes Is Hot In Pink Amanda Bynes’ Got Just Enough Talent Photos: PacificCoastNews
Kate Upton recently got that booty spanked by Flo Rida – on stage, and in jest, of course. Though we’re sure the rapper did take some pleasure in it. At Samsung’s Spring 2013 Launch Party this week for some reason, Kate Upton joined Flo Rida in a sexy blue dress. That will liven up a tech convention! The highlight: As Flo dropped his classic “Low” lyric, “She turned around and gave that big booty a smack,” well, that’s pretty much what happened up there. Avert your eyes, Jake Davidson … Kate Upton and Flo Rida
Emily Ratajkowski is pretty much perfect. I’ve been writing her love poems and love songs every day since I first met one of her topless pics…something I’ve been tracking since pretty much day one….and I haven’t got her mailing address or her phone number to really solidify this love affair…but with all soul mates, we are just connected, and don’t need modern things like communication to know it is real love….we just need pics of her amazing tits….it’s less work this way and avoids all other issues with soul mates, like marriage, kids and hatred / resentment for each other… No idea what these pics are for…but I’m glad they happened…
Ted Nugent, not surprisingly, was not a fan of the late Hugo Chavez. The rocker issued a candid assessment of his death last night. Three words will sum it up. Those words are “ADIOS MO FO.” Sort of two words broken into three, but you get the idea here. “All dictators, tyrants, slave-drivers and despots should die ASAP. Let freedom ring!” Nugent proudly told TMZ after Hugo Chavez died at the age of 58. A devout socialist and outspoken anti-American dictator who clashed frequently with the U.S., Chavez pretty much embodied everything Ted Nugent hates. About politics, and life itself really. If he encouraged his followers to ” chop heads off ” when it came to defeating President Obama in 2012, you can imagine how he feels about Chavez.
You can always count on Donald Trump to give his opinion on pretty much anything. This time, Trump has slammed Django Unchained, as “the most racist” movie he’s ever seen… Continue
I’ve never heard of these Urban Outfitter models wearing their bikini line for this upcoming summer in these pics…and I’m not gonna bother looking them up…cuz firstly Urban Outfitters is some lame as fuck shit….it’s the hipster world gone mainstream….tricking all these mainstream idiots to dress hipster…and although that may be good for VANS shoe sales…it’s kinda boring to me…especially when their shoots are so fucking corporate and dull….and obvious…like a bad instagram album….just milking the trends….as hard as they can for 14 year old idiots who don’t know any better….but they do have girls in bikinis…so I’ll give em that…cuz really that’s all any campaign needs to be relevant…even if everything they do is 10 steps behind…..
Sometimes I wonder if wanting Georgia May Jagger’s lips on my dick is in some subconscious way wanting Mick Jagger’s lips on my dick…cuz she clearly inherited them from her dad…and when I watch his flamboyant, feminine performances on stage, cuz I am a fan of the Stones, I never think to myself, damn he’s got some great Dick Sucking Lips…but whenever I see one of his dozen of children, mainly this one right here, I’m like damn she’s got her dad’s lips and they look like they’d be some great dick sucking lips…pretty much confusing me….but not enough to remember…she’s got a vagina and whether she got that from her dad or not…it don’t matter cuz it’s hers….I am a fan…
‘It’s a bit morbid,’ frontman Ryan Tedder says of OneRepublic’s new single, though the video certainly isn’t. By James Montgomery Ryan Tedder in OneRepublic’s “If I Lose Myself” video Photo: Interscope