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Emmy Rossum’s Sexy Shopping Spree

It looks as though the trend of half assed celebrities making an appearance on the site is going to continue with the shots of Emmy Rossum out doing a little Christmas shopping. I don’t know what’s going on, all the A-list celebs must be in rehab or on vacation. It’s not all that bad, Emmy is a cutie, she’s wearing leather pants which is nice and she’s hanging out with Olivia Munn . That’s pretty much it. She looks like she’s having a hard time finding what she’s looking for… Maybe it’s somewhere in my pants. So lame.

Kristen Bell Sans Cleavage

We’re all aware that Kristen Bell isn’t exactly overflowing in the chesticular department, but this is a little ridiculous. Here she is at yet another Burlesque premiere, how many of these things do we really need, showing off quite a bit of skin in a low cut dress. I think that if this chick bent over and we looked down her top all we’d see is floor. Hot.

Mariacarla Boscono’s Model Tits for Fashion of the Day

Here are some model titties for fashion cuz I like tits and you secretly love fashion photoshoots cuz you are potentially a queer. The real reason I post all these topless fashion pictures is to observe the hypocrisy in the world when advertisers reject me and force me to live in poverty because I am a porn site, while whatever magazine this shoot is in got paid millions… See, I like to intellectualize being a pervert, it makes me feel like what I do has real purpose beyond you coming to see tits….unfortunately, I’m not an intellectual, however I am allergic to almonds and found out that there are almonds in the gin I normally drink, making me wonder if I am actually allergic to almonds, or if the almonds in the gin is what leaves me convulsing in the ditch at the end of the night….It’s some scientist shit I will never figure out…but I will keep drinking in efforts to get to the bottom of this… That has nothing to do with this model named Mariacarla Boscono who with a name like that’s gotta be a WOP. Here are her WOP tits in some fashionable gayness.

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Glee’s Hot GQ Photoshoot Behind the Scenes of the Day

I shit on Terry Richardson for selling out because he is smart enough to make all the money he can and the only way to do that is going mainstream….but dude clearly still has talent. He took those Glee girls and made them look like something I could jerk off to, instead of the manly, awkward and pretty much disgusting as fuck pussy they actually are…. Here’s a video GQ put out today, milking the fuck out of the attention they got from those pictures, cuz when you’re a print magazine you gotta do whatever it takes…..I guess….and anything Glee is a winning fucking formula. UPDATE – THIS VIDEO IS A SCAM – GQ IS JUST TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO LINK THEM SO THEY TURNED OFF THE EMBED- TO MAKE THEM LOTS OF MONEY – FUCK THEM – I’M NOT GOING TO –

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Glee’s Hot GQ Photoshoot Behind the Scenes of the Day

David Arquette Proves That Being Single is Amazing of the Day

Sure, he’s probably BBMing his cunt wife who is still on his jock about random annoying bullshit, making excuses to talk to him, like using the baby as leverage, but at least when he puts that phone in the off position, he’s daytime partying hard, using his stupid undeserved money wisely, recruiting some young pussy to audition for his dick, cuz he’s David Arquette and despite being a total fucking clown, he’s been in movies and that’s good enough reason for so many vaginas to be ready and willing…. Sure, this rebound with fresher that Courtney Pussy will only last a few months before his cunt from Friends manipulates him back out of guilt for their daughter, or that he feels his coke fueled existance feels so empty and all he craves is his life partner to snuggle up with and just cuddle, cuz trying to keep up with young pussy burned him out…. but at least he’s living out the glory days he can’t live out when married…. What it comes down to is that when you are famous, on any level, young pussy will always perform for your dick. You will always have money and enough fame to live out the good life. Something nobodies flock to cuz they envy it, making monogamy a fucking joke. Monogamy only works for dudes who can’t get laid and rely heavy on the one they tricked into signing up for life. Here are a couple of pics to remind Courtney Cox that she just doesn’t matter anymore.

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Snooki is Royalty of the Day

I always knew this bitch was classier than she lets on…I mean she’s wearing a crown and that shit is only for princesses and queens….there’s no way a tacky trash can midget troll with fat chick tits who thinks she’s more important and fancier than she is now that she’s living the good life thanks to getting drunk on TV when her ugly fake tan midget face isn’t too busy talking bullshit on a show that pretty much reminds me that the end is fucking near…oh wait…clearly there is a way…and here are the pictures…. Apparently it’s her birthday or some shit, even though every day is her fucking birthday thanks to all the undeserved fameas far as I’m concerned….Don’t ask my why I’m bothering posting these cuz I don’t have an answer for you other than I’ve been drunk the last 3 days and I’m confused.

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Candice Swanpoel Checking Out Her V-Man Shoot for the First Time of the DAy

I have no idea how I missed this video…but there seems to be nothing better than a hot chick reflecting on her slutty actions after the money has traded hands…embarassment, excitement, shame, exhileration…all things that make me want to fuck them…. Candice Swanpeoel is pretty much awesome…and so is this video.

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Candice Swanpoel Checking Out Her V-Man Shoot for the First Time of the DAy

Emma Stone Does InStyle of the Day

Emma Stone is one of these new Actresses who are getting a lot of buzz and by buzz I mean perverted dudes jerking off to her. She’s like that Amanda Seyfried twat, pretty much on the fence to be the the next big thing…to get fucking huge and take the fuck over, but not quite there. I’ve been getting a lot of emails by my standards (1 email) about how I need to feature her and her red haired pussy more often so here she is in InStyle. Shit is boring but I’m anticipating a quick rise to the top, a quick fall when she is replaced by the 1000s of girls who are hotter an more talented than her, then lots of nudity….at least that’s what I’m hoping for…cuz I like nudity, better than this garbage…

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Run DMC’s Daughter Angela Simmons’ Booty of the Day

I think everyone has listened to Run-DMC at some point in their life. Some of you may also follow him on Twitter, where her spews tons of bullshit about life. Some of you may be amazed by Run’s brother Russell Simmons cuz he’s pretty much a billionaire, fucks models all while having a fucking adult lisp… I’m more into looking at his daughter’s booty in a bikini bottom. She’s 23, looks young, has some amazing thickness if you like thickness and here she is in her bikini…

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Run DMC’s Daughter Angela Simmons’ Booty of the Day

ABC’s Crystal Ball: Defeat of ‘Mainstream’ Castle ‘Eliminates’ GOP Chances for Winning Senate

Good Morning America’s Juju Chang switched into prognostication mode on Wednesday and proclaimed that, along with other Tea Party wins, Christine O’Donnell’s upset victory in Delaware ” pretty much eliminat[es] the Republicans’ chances of taking back the Senate .” [MP3 audio here .] She trumpeted, “We begin with an upset victory for the Tea Party and maybe for Democrats.” The news anchor announced, “Christine O’Donnell has defeated a mainstream Republican candidate for the Delaware Senate seat, thanks to help from Sarah Palin.” Mainstream? Mike Castle’s lifetime American Conservative Union score is 52 . He has an F grade from the NRA, supported cap and trade and is aggressively pro-abortion. These are generally not known as “mainstream” GOP positions. Chang closed by predicting, “Most [tea party candidates] are not expected to prevail in the general election, pretty much eliminating the Republicans’ chances of taking back the Senate.” It’s not clear what the journalist is basing this on. Senatorial candidates such as Joe Miller and Rand Paul are ahead of their Democratic opponents. Sharron Angle in Nevada is tied with Majority Leader Harry Reid. Additionally, isn’t it the job of a supposedly straight news anchor to simply tell what has happened, not predict events 48 days in the future? A transcript of the segment, which aired at 8:02am EDT on September 15, follows: JUJU CHANG: We begin with an upset victory for the Tea Party and maybe for Democrats . Christine O’Donnell has defeated a mainstream Republican candidate for the Delaware Senate seat, thanks to help from Sarah Palin. Tea Party candidates have now defeated establishment ones in at least seven Republican Senate primaries, with New Hampshire undecided. But, most are not expected to prevail in the general election, pretty much eliminating the Republicans’ chances of taking back the Senate.

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ABC’s Crystal Ball: Defeat of ‘Mainstream’ Castle ‘Eliminates’ GOP Chances for Winning Senate