Well, no duh Robert Pattinson pretty much destroyed Alexander Skarsgård when we asked you which stud has the best sex-hair. Rob has made bedhead red carpet acceptable here in…
First thing’s first: No BlackBerrys were harmed in the making of this video. Television cameras, on the other hand, pretty much got served. Naomi Campbell got into another one of her…
This poor girl is so, so sad about moving to Japan and possibly never seeing her first love again. This pretty much sums up true love: it'll all end in tears, and a restraining order. The Best Links: via Best Week Ever Watch
Along with a bag of Skittles, you could pretty much dream up any awkward scenario running the gamut of pop culture figures. See more over at Kyle's website . The Best Links: via Urlesque View
I don’t know what Holly Madison is promoting or trying to sell or whatever, but I like watching former Playboy Playmates lick whipped cream off of their fingers so here we are. Actually, to be fair, I like watching them lick whipped cream off of pretty much any body part….. Especially if it’s one of my own. We all saw that coming. more pictures of Holly Madison here
Something weird is going on with Katie Holmes mom tits. Some people may think she’s just wearing a bra that is too tight for her, but I like to think it’s on some Alien kick, not because I am a virgin loser who likes all things Sci-Fi and only masturbate to shit that involves Space, but because her religion is. Pics via Fame
I used to find this inbred hick interesting when she was on American Idol back when I watched American Idol because I had a TV with one channel and little energy to do much else than sit there and watch the shit….Not interesting in a “I’d love to sit down and have a great conversation” way, but interesting in the fact that she was kinda hot and grew up in the backwoods banging her grandfather, she was dumb as shit and seemed easy to trick into anal and pretty much into anything and fucking some serious redneck retard trash was always a dream…but she hasn’t aged too well, even her fake tits look like a disaster, but I guess that’s what happen to most white trash when they turn 25, their teeth just can’t keep up with all the Tang they’ve been drinking and start fallin’ out..or whatever else it is that wrecks hick girls who I once wanted to fuck….like teenage pregnancy, malnourishment and bad genes…you’d hope Hollywood woulda saved her from…. Pics via Fame
The thing I like about small tits is that they are perky. You know small, firm, round, small nipples that are good to suck on and they age well. So whenever I see hot chicks with nice little tits I get excited knowing that the nipples aim to the sky and will stay that way until they end up being too old to get jerked off on, if that’s even possible, considering I’d pretty much jerk off on tits of any age, but you get what I’m saying…. That was until today when Toni Collette decided to do a topless scene in her TV show that forced me to remember my small tit dreams are really just a dream, cuz every once in a while comes along a sloppy, National Geographic tribal small tits, that ruins all the fun for all the small tits that live up to my theory… Thanks bitch. Now put your fucking shirt on….What do you think this is….Woodstock?….Fucking Hippie.