We have all seen Rihanna’s tits, nipples, exposed because she’s overwhelmed by her fame and insane life, where that this small island girl is now the topic of everyone’s conversation, pretty much losing any sense of privacy, allowing for her to pretty much spread her vagina on the internet and not really care, because at a certain level of so many people watching…it must feel like no one is watching…so she’s just doing her… And doing her is going to some exclusive events, but not that exclusive because
Lana Del Rey has zero sex appeal, but her songs are just so on point, meaning sex appeal doesn’t matter…. When she’s showing her thigh in obscure market Vogue magazine, it’s higher concept, less sensationalized, or desperate than someone who also has no sex appeal, but has hit songs…Lady Gaga… I call this “Straight from Lake Placid Private Schools…”….because that’s pretty much her story, where all the inner torment happened…small Olympic towns in upstate New York that vistors would say “this is so cute, it’s like out of a movie or even Europe, OMG they even have a Starbucks”…but beneath that Starbucks on mainstreet surface…there is darkness..sultry voiced darkness…that is Lana Del Rey… The post Lana Del Rey for Vogue Turkey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lana Del Rey has zero sex appeal, but her songs are just so on point, meaning sex appeal doesn’t matter…. When she’s showing her thigh in obscure market Vogue magazine, it’s higher concept, less sensationalized, or desperate than someone who also has no sex appeal, but has hit songs…Lady Gaga… I call this “Straight from Lake Placid Private Schools…”….because that’s pretty much her story, where all the inner torment happened…small Olympic towns in upstate New York that vistors would say “this is so cute, it’s like out of a movie or even Europe, OMG they even have a Starbucks”…but beneath that Starbucks on mainstreet surface…there is darkness..sultry voiced darkness…that is Lana Del Rey… The post Lana Del Rey for Vogue Turkey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t watch Star Trek, I’ve actually always hated the shit, and in times when there was only one TV in the house and person I lived with would insist on watching Star Trek, I would fantasize about killing them, because I’m crazy, but not as crazy as Jennifer Lien, who was some character on Star Trek Voyager, a show I’ve obviously never seen, but that was a cash grab in the franchise… Who I guess lives in Tennessee and who is a very friendly nudist neighbor that her bible thumping neightbors don’t appreciate…because they don’t like fun…or naked… Here’s the story…. Lien has been charged with two misdemeanor counts of indecent exposure in an incident that happened on Aug. 31 in Harriman, Tenn. A neighbor of Lien’s made a complaint to police after Lien began a tirade due to a crying child, and during her tirade, exposed her breasts and buttocks. The neighbor stated that she had three children in the yard while this was happening. According to a Roane County Sheriff’s Office report, when police appeared on Sept. 3 with a warrant, Lien was not wearing clothes and resisted arrest. “The offender stated she wasn’t going any f–king where and we needed to leave her alone,” reads the police report by responding officer Billy Walker. Lien also threatened to have the officers shot and killed, says the police report. She was transported to the patrol car and taken to the Roane County Jail, and is scheduled to appear in court on Dec. 7. Where’s the video…it sounds like she’d be amazing in bed, the kind of woman who thinks she’s possessed by demons and the only exercism is through her twat with your dick…. Here are some GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH pics of her… The post Jennifer Lien from Star Trek Voyager Arrested for Exposing Herself to Kids of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Christina Hendricks and Cabbage Patch Doll the Adult Version Amy Schumer….made a Bella Thorne Sandwich, because it’s just like two overrated fat chicks to try to tag team the hot youth….in efforts to either make themselves look fatter, or make her look skinnier, in a sandwich I’d leave the bread on the plate, like a California carb-fearing wife, and focus on the meat… That said, here’s her ass…17 years old for 2 more weeks ass…an ass that will look pretty much the same in 2 weeks, but that will far less scandalous, exciting, or bad to want to eat…so take it in now…your 17 year old fetish and perversion is in the grey area…still a sex offender if you fuck her in terms of the law, but easy to say to judging girls who aren’t 18 that you’re not a pervert, 2 weeks to 18 might is pretty much 18….an argument that you tried for a 16 year old you tried to bang…but that just made you look like a predator… The post The Worst Bella Thorne Sandwich of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know I say this pretty much every time I do one of these posts, but this time I really mean it: I think today’s InstaBabe Lyna Perez might be our hottest one yet. But don’t just take my word for it, I’ve got scientific proof to back it up. And judging by the temperature readings in my pants, Lyna’s Instagram is off the freakin’ charts. So enjoy, but just make sure you’ve got a fire extinguisher handy before you watch the clip below… A video posted by Lyna Perez (@lynaritaa) on Aug 23, 2015 at 5:18pm PDT » view all 14 photos
The next time you get a young child a birthday gift, remember don’t spend a lot of money because they don’t know any better. They’re happy with pretty much anything. Continue reading →
I’ve always said that Jehane Gigi Paris is so hot, she’s pretty much a lock to become a big-time supermodel one day. And looks like I was right, because this sexy bikini motorcycle shoot of hers is one of the hottest things I’ve seen all month. Maybe even all year. You know, my mom would never let me on a motorcycle when I was a little Tuna, she said they were too dangerous. And after these pictures, I finally understand why. Because I don’t know about you guys, but my pants are burning up just looking at these. Ow!
Bai Ling was out and about in Hollywood this weekend, and showed off the fact that she not only hates wearing pants, but that bras are pretty much useless to her as well!
