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Lindsey Vonn Is Red Hot

I’m pretty sure that Lindsey Vonn is officially a free agent now that the Olympic skier/hottie isn’t banging Tiger anymore. And after seeing her looking red-hot at the ESPYS the other night, it got me thinking I should try to offer Lindsey a contract. Ideally, I’d be looking for something a lot more frequent than once every 4 years, but on the plus side, each run would only last 30 seconds. Well, maybe 45 if I’m going for a new blogger world record. Photos: WENN.com

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Candice Swanepoel Works It On The Streets

Here’s one of my all-time favorite models  Candice Swanepoel out in New York, and going by her all-spandex outfit here, I’m gonna assume she’s heading to the gym. (That kind of expert analysis is why they pay me the big bucks.) But considering how good Candice looks in workout gear, I don’t get why there aren’t paps stationed inside her gym 24/7. Hell, I’d offer to do it myself, but I’m pretty sure I’m deathly allergic to exercise equipment. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Alicia Vikander Knows How To Model

Before any of you perverts ask, no, Swedish actress/dancer  Alicia Vikander here isn’t the world’s first nipple-less model. I’m pretty sure she’s just taped up for this Elle Magazine photoshoot in LA. Although I guess there’s really only one way to know for sure… I’ll have to see for myself. You know, for science. Or something like that. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Zoe Kravitz’s Booty In A Bikini

I haven’t done a ton of posts on Zoe Kravitz , but I’m pretty sure at this point we can go ahead and stop referring to her as Lenny’s daughter. Because a bikini body this good deserves attention no matter who she’s related to. And if Zoe keeps hitting the beach looking like this, I guarantee that pretty soon she’ll be more famous than her dad ever was. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Zoe Kravitz’s Booty In A Bikini

I haven’t done a ton of posts on Zoe Kravitz , but I’m pretty sure at this point we can go ahead and stop referring to her as Lenny’s daughter. Because a bikini body this good deserves attention no matter who she’s related to. And if Zoe keeps hitting the beach looking like this, I guarantee that pretty soon she’ll be more famous than her dad ever was. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Meet Super Hottie Valerya Volkova

I’m always on the lookout for new hotties to fall in love with over the Internet, and here’s my latest find:  Valerya Volkova . Now I haven’t been able to find out much about her yet, besides the fact that she’s Russian/Israeli and a total pants fire in lingerie, but judging from the way she’s got my palms all sweaty and my chest pants tightening, I’m pretty sure I’m already in love. » view all 11 photos Photos: David Garcia

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Jessica Lowndes’ Instabooty

I’m pretty sure they cancelled the 90210 reboot years ago, but luckily we can still get our Jessica Lowndes bikini fix thanks to the magic of Instagram. Although I’m pretty sure she meant to send this latest booty shot to her favorite blogger instead of posting it for the rest of you perverts to drool over too. She might want to double-check her privacy settings.

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Nina Agdal’s Sexy Wardrobe Malfunction

I’m pretty sure there’s no better combination of words in the English language than “ Nina Agdal wardrobe malfunction,” and I’m just happy my #1 favorite hottie decided to share this glorious gym moment with all of us via Instagram. I have to say though, I’m not entirely surprised that Nina’s picture-perfect booty managed to rip her leggings, considering it’s definitely been responsible for burning a hole in a bunch of my sweatpants in the past. Enjoy.

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Lady Gaga’s Bikini of the Day

I wonder if the most pathetic thing about my existence is that I peaked in 2008 when I fondled Lady Gaga’s fishnet wearing ass…right before she became super fucking famous…despite being ugly, lame, and a lie…without her knowledge or consent…but randomly like the predator I am….even though I loved every second of it…. But I am pretty sure sure there is far more pathetic about me…including, but not limited, to me posting her bikini pics from facebook…. The post Lady Gaga’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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World Record Basketball Shot

I’m pretty sure given enough tries, I could pull this off too.

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