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First Picture Of Da Brat Out Of Prison

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This is the first photo of Da Brat since her 21 month stint in prison. The ATL-based female rapper was sentenced to three years in prison after pleading guilty to aggravated assault. She is pictured with her sister, actress Lisa Raye. Spotted @Mediatakeout.com Da Brat: “I Was A Boss B*tch In Prison” Da Brat Finishes Her Prison Sentence Da Brat Thanks Fans While Out On Work Release [VIDEO]

First Picture Of Da Brat Out Of Prison

Lindsay Lohan’s Bullshit Modeling of the Day

I don’t really know where Lohan found all the time to get all these modeling jobs she’s been popping up in lately, but I am pretty sure it happened before her week spent in prison. I guess this is one of the components to her revamping her image, you know a long with staging a prison sentence and rehab, all in efforts to get back on track in the role of her lifetime as the struggling pornstar Linda Lovelace, that will land her an Academy award, since she’s a household name that has reclaimed having people talk about her in recent weeks, and now this flow of pictures she took is the follow up material to keep the publicity train on track, so that people post the shit, talk about the shit, help her sell leggings, but most importantly start to make people care about her again, so that when all is said and done, she’ll be on top of her game again, when really she should be on top of dick in video, cuz that’s really what people care to watch, see, and appreciate when it comes to Lindsay Lohan….the broken Disney starlet with family issues and addictions is boring if there’s no hardcore porn clips to back it up…but this is as good as it gets today…but I know more will come in cuz otherwise the whole prison tactic was a waste of fucking time….

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Anyone Wanna Buy Anne Hathaway’s Illegally Obtained Bling?

I know it seems like his exploits were only yesterday, but infamous, God-swindling Vatican CFO * Rafaello Follieri is about halfway through his prison sentence for fraud. (He is scheduled to be released in May 2010.) Meanwhile, the jewelry and other fine accessories he bought for ex-girlfriend Anne Hathaway with fraudulently acquired cash — thus making them fraudulently acquired bling, and poor Anne none the wiser — are only now landing on the auction block, thanks the U.S. Government. Read on for a full inventory.

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Best Wedding DJ of the Day

I have a soft spot for weddings. Not because I like seeing a motherfucker stupidly lock himself into a prison sentence for life because he is delusional and feels like he found love, needs love…or because he’s emotional, weak and needy and thinks he will always have someone to validate his existence, but because I like open bar, horny women and desperate fat chicks who fear never getting married…. My friend at celebrity website The Superficial sent me this video of a Wedding DJ slapping some fat tits around that he saw on my other friend at celebrity website Dlisted , and I had no choice but to post it, because it’s inspiring…..not only inspiring that working at weddings is funy, but also inspiring because it reminds us that if you wanna grab tit, you just have to go for it, and if those tits are on fat chicks who like any male attention and they don’t freak the fuck out over the first titty tap, you have to just play them like a bongo drum…but remember for every horny insecure fat chick hungry for male attention and fried foods, willing to take any male touch that comes their way is an angry fat chick who would ruin you the first chance she had, so you’ll have to weigh out the risk factors yourself….. Either way, let’s make this shit go viral.

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Crazy Penis Assaulting Bitches of the Day

I am scared of lesbians, you know the militant kind who really hate men because they were teased for being fat dykes in highschool, or raped by their uncles as a child, or whatever the fuck happened along the way to them to make them band together and design dolphin shaped dildos and discuss how better off the world would be if there was no cock, so they have secret meetings in combat boot and flannel where they discuss strategy of how to rip cock off everyman in the world, starting with homeless men, then working their way to everyday men, by disguising themselves as non-penis hating lesbians, until you get them home with you and they tie you up, surround you and fuck your shit up… Sure the reason this dude got his dick glued up was becauase he cheated on his wife with two chicks, who the wife conspired with to get back at him, only to take him back and I just don’t get why people think cheating is such a big deal, why does marriage have to be a prison sentence, why can’t a dude fuck 3 other chicks and why can’t his wife, or life partner be loyal to him instead of fucking his shit up, especially since they all ran back to him….

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Army charges single mom who refused deployment

“SAVANNAH, Ga. — The Army filed charges Tuesday against a single-mom soldier who refused to deploy to Afghanistan last year, arguing she had no family able to care for her infant son. Spc.

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Maine allows some sex offenders to be removed from registry

A new law will allow some Maine sex offenders to remove their names from the state's sex offender registry, but state police say there is a whole list of criteria sex offenders need to meet in order to take advantage of it. Among the guidelines, the offender must been convicted between January 1, 1982 and June 30, 1992, and must have been discharged from the correctional system before September 1, 1998.

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Plaxico Burress — Smells Like Fishkill

Filed under: Celebrity Justice , Talk Sports TMZ has learned where Plaxico Burress is expected to serve part of his 2-year prison sentence — a place more than 100 years old.Plaxico is currently in the Manhattan Detention Complex, but Plaxcico’s lawyer, Ben Brafman, tells us Plax is expected to … Permalink

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