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Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus dating?

Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus were snapped last week having dinner in West Hollywood, but the 16-year-old tried to convince that other girls are in the picture. “If you look on the Internet you#39;ll see other girls that I hang out with,” he says. Justin Bieber#39;s no one woman guy, but that probably doesn#39;t bother Miley Cyrus. The tween sensation wiggled his way out of answering questions about dating Cyrus during a recent taping of The Ellen DeGeneres Show. “I#39;m dating around, hanging

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Jaime Pressly And Her Sweater Puppies Get Fined

It’s never fun to get a parking ticket, but when a hot chick gets one, it makes me happy. In my mind, it’s my way of getting even with them for never giving me a chance to slip them the fast one.

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Audrina Does Maxim of the Day

Audrina may be a fucking idiot with fake tits who I can’t stand because she is on The Hills, who for the most part isn’t as hot as she is hyped up to be, but she’s got a pretty good body, especially after it’s been photoshopped to shit. I guess the real shocker about this bitch is that she didn’t end up in porn or stripping, something her fake tits at a young age would make you think was part of the plan, but instead ended up on mainstream TV

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Kourtney Kardashian and Her Pregnancy on the Beach of the Day

You know what the Kardashians need, another Kardashian to add to their pack and really convince the world that they are an actual rat infestation and not just pretending to be one. You know a group of rodents who have come to pollute and annoy our fuckin’ lives because as they stand now, there are only four of them and sure that is enough disgusting to really annoy a mother fucker, especially when you can’t poison or trap them, but it is not quite enough to make a motherfucker go completely crazy, they kind of just teeter back and forth on the cusp of a motherfucker’s sanity, but luckily Kourtney has taken it upon herself to change that by getting knocked the fuckup by a white dude, something as the third “K” in the family she had to do because she completely her dad’s plan of being the “KKK” girls and as the KKK you kinda need to avoid dick that isn’t your own, or some shit and here she is sitting in the bikini bottoms she shoulda left on the night this asshole knocked her up

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Stuttering Football Player of the Day

I know laughing at people’s speech impedements is real fucking mean because they can’t help themselves, but whenever I see an adult lisp or adult stutter, whether it is something a motherfucker can control or not, it makes me fucking laugh, it reminds me of some kind of cartoon or some shit and I can’t believe motherfucker is for real, it’s gotta be some kind of joke, but then I remember that he’s a football player, probably found in the bayou somewhere, where speech therapy in elementary school probably doesn’t exist and is now making more money than any of us ever will, so stutter or not, you know that tongue will be in hotter pussy that we’ll ever be in, so I guess he’s got the last laugh, but before he does, get your laughs in….

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Annalynne McCord in Some Stupid “Dominatrix” Outfit of the Day

Here is Annalynne McCord still pretending she’s famous, you know milking her career and her tits for all she can, because she probably doesn’t realize she is just a one-hit-wonder, but the rest of us do. I love that she’s walking around with a pen that I’m sure she never leaves her house with, because this taste of fame is her childhood dream playing out and she couldn’t miss up the opportunity to sign random things like people fuckin’ cared

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