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Vanessa Hudgens Wears Daisy Dukes

I guess now that Julianne Hough ‘s taken over her spot as Hollywood Tuna’s resident hottie-in-leggings, Vanessa Hudgens has decided to move on to Daisy Dukes. If you ask me, it was a smart choice. Unlike the giant Carmen Sandiego hat. But between the leg show and Vanessa’s sexy stomach, there’s more than enough hotness here to go around. So enjoy. Related Articles: Vanessa Hudgens’ Got Little Cleavage Vanessa Hudgens Sex Tape? Vanessa Hudgens In A See Through Top Vanessa Hudgens Is A Sexy Beast Photos: WENN.com

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Farrah Abraham’s Cleavage Is Iconic, But Her Face Isn’t

So for some reason, InTouch invited Teen Mom /porn star Farrah Abraham to their sixth annual “Icons & Idols” event. And I have to assume that the only reason they invited her to this party is also the only reason I’m posting these pictures: for the cleavage. Because the only thing iconic about Farrah is her boobs, no girl would ever idolize her face. But I probably don’t have to tell you that, since I’m guessing you have a working set of eyes. Photos: WENN.com

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Barbara Palvin is Boring in Underwear for L’Officiel Turkey of the Day

Barbara Palvin is overrated. I don’t mind her but for some reason she just looks like a big Eastern European chick who could beat the fuck out of me, even if all models are massively tall freaks who in person cause fear in those near by, you know giants with good features that can take a decent pic, but that when not in pictures are freaks, well paid freaks who probably don’t realize they are freaks, cuz they get paid so well and are celebrated by the world who also don’t realize they are freaks, but instead makethem think that they are what girls are supposed to look like, while giving regular girls insecurities and a complex, leading to them being more willing to have sex with me, making me like models just the way they are….because indirectly, they get me laid…. Here are some pics of her for some Turkish magazine shit…

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Alicia Kuczman Nipple for L’Officiel Brazil of the Day

Alicia Kuczman is a Brazilin model…doing the modeling thing…by posing for fashion magazines and showing some tit…the way we like it…the way their Catholic grandmother’s probably don’t like it….you know pumping out smut harder than it was Two and a Half Men….for men to masturbate to…like it was porno…just cuz it is disguised as fashion…. Where I am from…nude modeling, or having pics of your tits taken, under any and all circumstances….is the fucking same kind of awesome….fashion, porn, accidental, revenge sites, paying her way through college, or old lady living a dream…who fucking cares the reason…just show me your fucking tits…. [galllery]

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Hannah May’s Big Boobs for Bambi Magazine of the Day

I have never heard of Hannah May and either has many people – cuz she’s only got 800 followers on twitter…but that doesn’t mean she’s not relevant, now, important, a human…it just means the masses aren’t familiar with her rockin’ fuckin’ tits she brings out in photoshoots….I mean…what the fuck does it matter how many twitter followers you fucking have to determine your worth…life isn’t a popularity contest…and some of the most significant people in the world probably don’t even use twitter that seriously…like this Hannah May model babe…cuz these tits…are fucking amazing…maybe even super heroes that I’d like to have give me mouth to mouth after I drown on them….and no one seems to give a fuck about her….or her updates…remninding us that some good things aren’t ruined by the internet…. Here she is topless in Bambi Magazine…whatever the fuck that is…

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Hannah May’s Big Boobs for Bambi Magazine of the Day

I have never heard of Hannah May and either has many people – cuz she’s only got 800 followers on twitter…but that doesn’t mean she’s not relevant, now, important, a human…it just means the masses aren’t familiar with her rockin’ fuckin’ tits she brings out in photoshoots….I mean…what the fuck does it matter how many twitter followers you fucking have to determine your worth…life isn’t a popularity contest…and some of the most significant people in the world probably don’t even use twitter that seriously…like this Hannah May model babe…cuz these tits…are fucking amazing…maybe even super heroes that I’d like to have give me mouth to mouth after I drown on them….and no one seems to give a fuck about her….or her updates…remninding us that some good things aren’t ruined by the internet…. Here she is topless in Bambi Magazine…whatever the fuck that is…

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Nicole Scherzinger’s Dress Is On Backwards

After complaining about Nicole Scherzinger wearing her see-through dress incorrectly yesterday , you’d think I’d have something to say about her dress being on backwards here. But I’m too mesmerized by her booty to care (and you probably don’t want to be taking fashion tips from a blogger in sweatpants). Anyway, Nicole busted this out for the Cosmopolitan Ultimate Women of the Year Awards, I’m guessing as a last-minute attempt to sway the voters. I bet it worked. It did for me. » view all 15 photos Related Articles: Nicole Scherzinger Is A SlumDoll Nicole Scherzinger’s Side Boob Spectacular Nicole Scherzinger And The Pussycat Dolls Bikini Pictures There’s No Pussies In Lingerie Here Photos: WENN.com

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Candice Swanepoel for Instagram of the Day

Nice and greased up and in her bathing suit for her instagram, reminding me of an erotic jelly wrestling match I once had with a fat chick, only she’s not fat at all, she’s a tiny, fit, amazing little package, who might be more of an Aids cocktail than a hotel bar cocktail kind of girl…you know the kind of girl who is shiny thanks to topical ointment for her AIDS lesions like she was Tom Hanks in that AIDS movie….thanks to getting tattoos or her ears pierced or sharing a drink or fucked by her farm’s field workers when she was 14 and rebelling….but none of that matters, with the medical advances in AIDS, you can live forever with the shit, and guilting a girl who looks like this for the rest of your life, wouldn’t be such a bad deal….not that any of us are fucking her…but you get what I am saying and if you don’t…it is that she’s lovely.

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Anne Vyalitsyna Nipples for Numero #137 of the Day

Anne Vyalitsyna is also marketed as Anne V. probably best known for being in SI Swinsuit since 2005 and a few Victoria’s Secret Fashion Shows….or maybe the highlight of her model career, you know that stamp of approval that her Russian communist ass finally made it was when she started dating Adam Levine from Maroon 5, the band that produces some of the most irritating music in the history of commercial radio play that makes me want to rip out my fucking eyes and shove them violently in my ears, hoping to never face a world that allows shit like him to happen…..but maybe I’m a little too worked up about this nonsense, when I should just be looking at his hot model ex girlfriend’s nipples in a fashion shoot for Numero….true frucking story.

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Rachel Fox and Her Bikini for Instagram of the Day

You probably don’t know who Rachel Fox is, because I didn’t know who she was and I know everything….even when I forget most things thanks to alcoholism and not really caring cuz there are just so many girls out there trying to make it….and who have made it in some capacity or another….that it is just hard to keep track…. This is what her twitter says: Kayla on Desperate Housewives, Chloe in Dream House & Holly on Melissa & Joey. This is what her twitter does….at least this is what matters…at least according to me…cuz her useless rants, blurbs and bullshit to promote herself…are nothing compared to her half naked “Look at me please” pics…

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