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Rihanna Nude For GQ

I know I’ve ragged on Rihanna ‘s new tattoo a lot, but the more I see it, the more it’s starting to grow on me. Probably because it means I’m also seeing Rihanna topless. It’s all about positive associations. Anyway, GQ somehow managed to get Rihanna pretty much naked for this photoshoot, and it’s really helping me appreciate all of her body art. Now, I’m not totally convinced, but it’ll probably only take a couple more naked pictures to do the trick. I’m not unreasonable. Email me. » view all 12 photos

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Stephanie Seymour In a See Through Dress of the Day

Stephanie Seymour is old as fuck, but she still delivers the goods. She’s wearing a see thru shirt, but the truth is that she consistently gives boners when she gets INTO HOT POSES WHILE WEARING BIKINIS …. She’s not at her prime…and old ladies are disgusting….or at least not something you’d take over a younger bitch…you know not as tight as she was in the 90s….but she is more sexually experienced and despite having a shattered mom pussy…could probably show you a good time with more eagerness and more liklihood because her experience is her only competitive advantage as an old lady competing for cock with girls 20 years younger than her….I mean unless you factor in the fact that her tits are probably only 15 years old…. Here’s the close-up… Who really cares…anyone in a see thru dress is someone I’ll look at….whether google proves her past was much brighter for her….she’s still good enough for me and I hate old bitches… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK This picture was taken by the only paparazzi agency that I like INFDAILY

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Jill Martin in Her Bikini of the Day

Her name is Jill Martin and she looks real good at accounting…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it doesn’t matter…cuz she’s got fake tits in a bikini and that’s the key to distracting people from her Ashley Tisdlale looking face….even if she probably should have saved her bikini for her 20s….when her ass wasn’t a piile of slop…..and not until her late 40s that her botox is screaming I pretend I’m 35….and who cares…she’s not famous, this may help, but not as much as the plastic surgery she thanks god for everyday….cuz without it…she’d be scarier than she already is… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Marisa Miiller’s Hot Tits at Some Oscar Shit of the Day

I am pretty sure the Vanity Fair party is where all the hot Los Angeles pussy came out to celebrate the Oscars…From BROOKLYN DECKER AND HER CLEAVAGE to MARIA SHARAPOVA AND HER NUTTY SKIRT to some SCARY KATE HUDSON this was the party where you probably would have been arrested for sneaking in cuz you’d be too busy masturbating all over the gift bags hoping they include panties these bitches wear without washing in efforts to knock them up and be their K-Fed…at least I know that that’s what I’d be doing if I was there…and maybe that’s why I don’t get invited to parties ever…. Either way, Marisa Miller was there and she had great cleavage and despite finding her hard faced and old, I know her implants are probably only 10, so if anything, we’re all a bunch of sex offenders for appreciating them. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Katie Holmes Shitty Alien Bikini Pics of the Day

Here’s some space ship alien worshipping bitch in her bikini in the pool pretty much not showing off anything erotic that is probably only kinda hot to creepy peepers who have a thing for stalking bitches swimming in their pool from a balcony…you know the kind of guy who hits up hotels and resorts with a pool view so they can jerk off on the balcony as they look down at the blurry half naked swimming body….you know a weird fetish, even for people like me, but I find sex appeal in pretty much anything and under any circumstance…especially when half naked bitches who once had great tits are involved…it is a talent at least that’s what I wrote on my America Has Talent application…that they have yet to respond to…. IF you want to see the hot full body bikini pics….which you do…. FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Elizabeth Hurley’s Breasts Have Still Got It

Obviously Elizabeth Hurley is getting older, but I have to say that her breasts still take a great picture. Here she is in some photoshoot for a clothing line or something that’s probably only relevant to women with brittle bones or weak bladders or who need pills that soften their stool, but she’s still looking pretty damn awesome so who gives a crap. I wouldn’t have any problems helping this old bird into a hot bath to soak her bunions. Call me.