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Jennifer Love Hewitt In Her Bikini of the Day

She’s older and rounder cuz t he rest of her body caught up with her tits that were once on a small frame you obsessed over. Her face is still average at best, a little more weather, a few new wrikles that represent broken dreams and failed relationships, but she’s still Jennifer Love, the huge bust you thought was the hottest thing in the 90s. The one you used to pretend you were married to when growing up watching Party of 5 before realizing you were gay and coming out of the closet, only to tape pictures of Joshua Jackson on your pillow instead of her, knowing the plight of the homosexual was far more difficult than that of a straight mans, making your dreams of being a princess at your wedding purely just fantasy, instead of the reality it coulda become if you stuck out with Jennifer Love, cuz bitch is probably pretty desperate, willing to marry anyone who still remembers her, and I for one remember her tits cuz they are all that was good about her, so I didn’t really need this flubbery reminder, but part of me is glad I got it. To See The Rest of the Pics – Follow This Link GO

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Jennifer Love Hewitt In Her Bikini of the Day

Maria Menounos Pussy on the Beach Slip of the Day

I can’t think of a better way to start the New Year…other than if this pussy was in my mouth….or if this was ten years ago when she wasn’t 32 but she’s a Greek and they do love to take it up the ass, it is safe to say it is probably pretty fresh, however, she has gone from Miss Teen USA in ‘96 to a correspondent on Access Hollywood, it’s safe to say a lot of dick was sucked, but maybe she’s a respectable whore who only uses her mouth but her flashing her twat around could go against that theory…. Who cares, this is an old school, old fashioned, unstaged pussy flash and I love it….especially when it’s got old fashioned pubic hair on it…. Thanks for emailing this in LOKI…

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Lindsay Lohan Takes Her Nipples Out

I know I’m not the only one who’s glad to see that Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab, liquor stores and bi-curious chicks are probably pretty excited too, but I’m even happier to see that she’s not wasting any time getting her nipples back in the spotlight. Here she is in a see through top that can only be described as awesome. I guess she reads the site because the other day I asked her to ease her way back into the celebrity blog world with a few see through top pictures and voila… Nipples. Next I’d like to see her at the grocery store blowing me a kiss while she holds a can of tuna. Make it happen. more pictures of Lindsay Lohan here