I like to think of this as Chelsea Handler being on some worldly expedition, like some kind of explorer, going to all corners of the world, now that she’s got all the time in the world…including but not limited to the the arctic…just hoping to find someone who cares. She’s even taking off her shirt…to try to expedite the process…garbage.
Some sweet swirly (balling azz) love ! Iggy Azalea Buys Nick Young A Car Iggy Azalea apparently won Christmas this year after buying her Lakers boyfriend Nick Young a ’62 Chevy Impala. TMZ reports: If Christmas is a battlefield … Nick Young is France — ’cause he just surrendered in the war for the best Xmas gift after his GF Iggy Azalea hooked him up with a sick classic car. The Lakers star was rollin’ around L.A. in his brand new ’62 Chevy Impala — which Iggy delivered to him outside the Lakers facility Monday — when we asked if it was even possible to top Iggy’s gift. The short answer … no … and Nick knows it — admitting that she “won” the holiday gift exchange this year. Ain’t love grand???? Twitter
Blue is the new black? Via RawStory A former Buffalo police officer says she is fighting to regain her pension after being fired for stopping a fellow officer from strangling a suspect, reports WKBW. According to the fired officer, Cariol Horne, she responded to a call of an officer in trouble on Nov. 1, 2006. When she arrived she discovered officer Gregory Kwiatkowski arresting a suspect, Neal Mack, who had been involved in a domestic dispute with his girlfriend. “He was handcuffed in the front and he was sideways and was being punched in the face by Gregory Kwiatkowski,” Horne remembered. Once Kwiatkowski pulled Mack out of the home, assisted by ten police officers who had responded to the call, Horne said the arresting officer began choking the suspect. “Gregory Kwiatkowski turned Neal Mack around and started choking him. So then I’m like, ‘Greg! You’re choking him,’ because I thought whatever happened in the house he was still upset about so when he didn’t stop choking him I just grabbed his arm from around Neal Mack’s neck,” said Horne. According to Horne, Kwiatkowski responded to her by punching her in the face. “He comes up and punches me in the face and I had to have my bridge replaced,” said Horne, who said she then tried to defend herself only to have other officers pull her away from Kwiatkowski, injuring her shoulder in the process. Following the incident, Horne was fired and charged with obstruction for “jumping on officer Kwiatkowski’s back and/or striking him with her hands.” To make matters worse… However, in a sworn statement regarding the incident Kwiatkowski said, “she never got on top of me.” Despite that, Horne lost every appeal and with her 19 year career over, losing her pension in the process. “My daughter said, ‘Mommy, why did you go to work that day?’ She never said, ‘Why did you do what you did?’ or ‘I wish you wouldn’t have done it,” Horne, the mother of five children said.”‘I wish you wouldn’t have gone to work that day.’ So I don’t regret it.” According to Horne, she now works as a truck driver to feed her family. As for Officer Kwiatkowski, he was forced to retire from the department after being suspended for choking another officer on the job and, in a separate incident, punching a fellow officer while off-duty. In May 2014, Kwiatowkski and two other officers were indicted for federal civil rights violations against African-American teen suspects. How f***ed up is THAT?! SMH. Image via WKBW
I know this is a break from our regularly-scheduled programming of hot nobodies in lingerie and celebrity MILFs, but after years of failed Twitter marriage proposals, I figured it was about time I mixed things up a bit. And this video of three grandmothers smoking pot for the first time is straight-up hilarious. So give your pants region a rest for once and check it out. There’s a first time for everything. Continue reading →
See, now this is exactly what I mean when I say that Rihanna makes such a great role model for young hotties everywhere. And no, I’m not talking about the fact that she showed up to promote AIDS awareness for a MAC Cosmetics event. I mean the fact that she made sure to drop some of that sweet cleavage of hers in the process. Now there’s a hottie who understands what charity is really all about. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
Meet Amy Poehler sunbathing,Sun tanning or simply tanning is the process whereby skin color is darkened or tanned.I#39;m pretty sure that it#39;s ironic that Amy Poehler topless pictures should surface on the same day it is announced that Amy Poehler will have a new animated kid#39;s show coming out. You know, because children#39;s television and nudity don#39;t often go together. Here#39;s what G4#39;s The Feed is reporting: Amy Poehler, of Saturday Night Live fame, is bringing her witty comi
Apparently, this is Selena Gomez for Harper’s Bazaar shoot, that she posted on her instagram, wearing some cage-like bathing suit that may or may not remind you of the cage you built in your basement hoping to lock Selena Gomez in after kidnapping her, even though you live in another state than her, you’re just a weirdo with a lot of time on your hands, with a dream – that some may call a creepy obsession, even if I think it’s justified, because she’s cute and apparently smart and strategic in all she does…a secret producer on Springbreakers, making 10s of millions of dollars…to a fake girlfriend to Bieber…she’s got it all figured out…and I can’t think of any better girl for your creepy pervert ass to lock in your basement…I just don’t think you have what it takes to make your dreams come true…because you’re a fucking loser…but at least you got the cage built..that’s more than you’ve ever got on any project you’ve had in your life… Yes. I just turned Selena Gomez and her hot tits into a one-sided conversation with a fantasy reader who wants to abudct Selena Gomez and lock her in a cage in his basement… Maybe you should just focus on the possible fake titty – small implant…it’s nice.
There were once rumours that Barbara Palvin was dating Bieber, when she did her first Victoria’s Secret Fashion show at 18, because Victoria’s Secret wanted to cover up the fact that the model who actually banged Bieber was Miranda Kerr, married mom on the gold digger program – with clearly and present perversion…it was bad for the brand… But I’ve heard that Barbara Palvin is more into the black dudes, the pro athletes…and really I don’t even know why I know that, it’s not like I keep track of 21 year old Hungarian models…I just like them when they are naked…or half naked…or I guess channelling the 70s sucking popsicles…because it reminds me of a simpler time…I’m just bummed that when doing this 70s shoot, no bush was exposed in the process, because bush is the most important thing that happened int he 70s, at least according to me, who can’t even look at a vagina – unless it is wearing a furry pubic hair hat….
There are a few things I find funny about Emily Ratajkowski. One being that before she got famous, she used to tip me off on her posts, personally, to get me to do posts on her. She was an up and coming nude model with a dream – and she shot with a bunch of people I know. I don’t hate her for her hustle, I just find it amazing that it actually worked for her…what a good set of tits will do for a girl – is remarkable..I mean I am sure there was some sex to get ahead lateral career moves also – like when she banged Kanye a lot…but it’s all part of the process.. So here she is for Cosmo…now that she’s a big actor…even though she’s still posting lingerie pics on instagram – because I guess it is all she knows. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks…or you can’t take the whore out of the whore…whatever it is – her eshe is for cosmo…