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Monica Cruz Because Her Sister’s Pregnant

Posted on September 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Now that super hottie Penelope Cruz is going to get all fat and pregnant with the spawn of that creepy guy from No Country For Old Men , I don’t know what I’m going to do. I can’t look at her the same way ever again. I guess I’ll have to settle for the closest facsimile which is her sister Monica Cruz . Here she is modeling some bridal gowns, settle down princess we just met, looking pretty damn impressive. That tanned cleavage looks like a good place to lay my head for the night. Call me.

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Whitney Port’s Got Cleavage

Posted on September 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I do a lot of posts about Whitney Port’s nice long legs, but I think I’m over looking her cleavage. Actually, I’d love to be overlooking her cleavage, ideally from a balcony while she tans with some hot friends in their bikinis rubbing tanning oil all over each others half naked body. I think I need a nap.

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Whitney Port’s Long Legs In Short Shorts

Posted on August 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think I forgot to post these pictures of Whitney Port’s long legs the other day, sometimes I drink while I work, but all she ever does is walk around in short shorts or short skirts that show off her sexy stems so I’m sure nobody will notice. And if you do, keep your mouth shut.       Related Articles: Whitney Port Bikini Pictures An Audrina Patridge Profile Shot Mmm”¦ Heidi Montag Gets Oral Whitney Port Bikini Pictures Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Whitney Port’s Long Legs In Short Shorts

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Whitney Port’s Long Legs Did Something Today

Posted on August 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think I’ve developed a weird fetish for lanky, long legged, tall chicks because I can’t seem to look away from these pictures of Whitney Port in her little denim short shorts. Is that odd? What’s happened to me? She doesn’t have fake boobs… I love fake boobs. Maybe she’s somehow hypnotized me, she’s pretty damn pale she could be an albino… They have powers you know.

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Whitney Port Pretends To Be Sad

Posted on June 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s reality TV starlet Whitney Port pretending really hard to be sad that her nobody friend is leaving while filming scenes for The City in New York the other day. Poor princess. I’m not buying it. She should stick to walking around in really short skirts that show off her nice long legs so that I’ll at least be able to write some crappy joke about a boner. Why fix what ain’t broke.

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Whitney Port’s Sad Little Short Shorts

Posted on May 27, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Whitney Port out the other day taking her long legs for a walk looking a little on the depressed side. What’s the matter princess, short shorts riding up? Poor thing, I can help you with that, I’ve got little blogger fingers that could fix that right up in ten or fifteen minutes depending on how many drinks I’ve had and wether or not you’ve got a security detail nearby. Call me. more pictures of Whitney Port here

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Gwyneth Paltrow Is Not An Attractive Woman

Posted on April 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t do many posts on Gwyneth Paltrow , come to think of it this might be the absolute first time I’ve ever done a post on her, that’s because she kinda bores the crap out of me. She looks like an older Mia Farrow. Even in these shots of her outside the Late Show With David Letterman studios in a pair of somewhat short shorts she looks so damn dull I think my penis has retreated back inside my body to hibernate. Thanks a lot Gwyneth, how am I going to explain this to the prostitute? more pictures of Gwyneth Paltrow here

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Whitney Port Shows Us Her Oh Face

Posted on April 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like Whitney Port , I think she’s pretty hot and would like to have those long milky legs wrapped around my head for a few days. That being said, here she is at the Coachella Music Festival making one of the ugliest faces I’ve ever seen in my life, and I write a lot of posts about Fergie . I seriously hope this isn’t the face she makes during sex, I don’t think I could handle that. At least she’s wearing little outfit. Enjoy. more pictures of Whitney Port here

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Whitney Port And Her Twigs

Posted on April 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Whitney Port seems to be taking over from Amanda Bynes as queen of the legs. Here she is walking the streets the other day showing off her delicious chicken wings. I want to dip them in barbecue sauce and dig into them with some french fries and celery sticks. Delicious. All kidding aside, her legs are pretty damn hot, Some might even say they’re perfect. Well, they’re almost perfect, they would look alot better wrapped around my out of shape blogger’s body. Now I want chicken wings.

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Whitney Port’s Long Legs Hit The Catwalk

Posted on March 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess I’ve been doing a lot of Whitney Port posts over the last few days, that’s because she seems to be trying to outdo Amanda Bynes when it comes to showing off her legs. I had her making sexy faces in a little sun-skirt , then playing with her boobs in her sweet little bikini and now here she is on the runway of what seems to be her own line of clothing showing off those long ass legs of hers. If her clothing line encourages more women to wear short skirts that highlight their legs, I’m all for it, if not… Garbage. Enjoy.

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