Our friends at TREATS! MAGAZINE , who I guess aren’t really are friends, but more like people who used to want me to promote their photoshoots because they were just getting started, but who are now taking on the likes of Playboy for being the magazine with naked babes for men of choice… I support their hustle…mainly because they choose amazing girls and great shoots. I mean I’m not so excited that they created Emily Ratajkowski, and I hope that in creating her they have a piece of her money making action, because without them Emily Ratajkowski would be sucking dicks in VIP rooms like she was before she got famous for showing her tits…but I won’t hold that against them, I will just hope that her fame brings better quality girls to them..and thus to us… So I don’t know Lavinia or Robert Voltaire….but I like her naked pics – even if they are black and white!
I am not a fan of Maxim, if anything they are garbage and my enemy… Sure they used to pay me month yin the past, for a solid few years to promote their nonsense because despite being a big brand, I was a substantially bigger website than them… Sure they featured me in their Magazine in 2007, because I am a handsome man…they even had a catered photoshoot set up for me…it was quite lovely… But they are still low level garbage, that I guess are making a comeback, and their top 100 is some arbitrary nonsense, that only old bitches in their 30s think have nay bearing… I mock Maxim, and their low level hustle all the time, their lawyers are fucking on my ass, and not in a prison rape this is better than jerking off kind of way…they try to sue me all the time, cuz they are run by lawyers…so they are essentially dead to me.. But I’ll still look at the pussy in attendance of their shit, and judge them for participating in the event for the brand because it is shit.. But girls will do anything for attention, for red carpet hustle…and here is the winner Candice Swanepoel, who is pretty hot… #450431294 / gettyimages.com #450431292 / gettyimages.com #450431284 / gettyimages.com TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THIS RANDOM PARTY FILLED WITH AT LEAST 100 GIRLS YOU THINK ARE BABES CLICK HERE Here is Sophia Bush who is pretty old, but in a Weird See Through Dress that you’ll like cuz you can see what could be granny panties… #450421460 / gettyimages.com #450421418 / gettyimages.com #450421444 / gettyimages.com TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THIS RANDOM PARTY FILLED WITH AT LEAST 100 GIRLS YOU THINK ARE BABES CLICK HERE Here is some Samantha Hoopes, old looking but brand new model in a hot dress… #450423394 / gettyimages.com #450423408 / gettyimages.com #450423402 / gettyimages.com TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THIS RANDOM PARTY FILLED WITH AT LEAST 100 GIRLS YOU THINK ARE BABES CLICK HERE
Martha Hunt is a Victoria’s Secret model and I guess free agent being used by Free People, some other lingerie company to promote their lingerie for Valentine’s day that I posted last week.. Shit’s all romantic and a reminder that if you have a wife, she’s probably not wearing Free People lingerie, because they don’t make it in her fat size, and more importantly, she doesn’t look like Martha Hunt, because she is fat sized…and if you do things right, you’re going to pretend Valentine’s Day didn’t happen, just so that you don’t get her a gift, hoping it will motivate her to leave you, but more importantly to keep her emotional damaged enough to keep eating, so she never leaves you…or if that she does leave you…like she was Martha Hunt and you were Victoria’s Secret…
Who the fuck is Lara Bingle….and why is her name sound like something stuck my asshole hair… Well it turns out she’s some old model, reality star, socialite, rich kid, who is launching a bathing suit line that she’s shooting on the beach….despite being built like someone you’d think was launching a Food truck…or donut shop… But more importantly, it turns out she’s flashing them titties…because like all girls…they love showing off their tits…you just have to get them in the right setting because “they are just tits” you know… Ultimately, who cares… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Some people get excited when they see Jennifer Aniston in her bikini pics and by some people I mean her corporate sponsors who I know pay her a few million dollars a year to promote their “Smart Water Brand”…because why else would she always be seen drinking the shit…it’s straight up product placement… The simple law of paparazzi is that every picture you see is staged. If Jennifer Aniston doesn’t want to be seen in a bikini in pictures when in a bikini, she isn’t… My theory is that in her contract it states “This water must be in at least 10 different paparazzi pics a year” and she’s up to 8 and trying to pull it all together…to get paid, because celebs love their fucking money. I mean the fact that the water is even in the shots is just proof to how full of shit she is, and really who cares about her water, or her hard nipples in her bikini, when the real highlight is how old as fuck she looks when she gets wet…like a real fucking Lochness Monster pissing in the pool cuz she’s got no bladder control thanks to menopause…and all the anal she had trying to not get pregnant to focus on her career. Good Times. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
“Oh My Gawd Becky, Look At Her Butt!” These thick and juicy cakes belong to a pretty petite television personality, known for her charm working celebrity interviews on the red carpet. Can you guess who they belong to? And while you’re at it… Caption This ! Hit the flip for the answer.
Jennifer Lopez seems to forget that she’s 100 fucking years as she’s modeling, showing off skin, banging 18 year old gold diggers, hoping that wrist deep in her mom pussy will lead to rolexes, fame and all the other good stuf….because fisting is the only way she still feels….blame the twins….she does have twins right? I don’t fucking know, cuz she fell off back in Selena and I never got her hype, I just figured hispanic really like to endorse and promote their own…It is Friday Night, I’ve been drinking, I don’t know why I am posting this…but guess what…I am.
I always doubt the authenticity of celebrity social media accounts, because I assume they are too busy being celebrities, and more than capable of affording some idiot social media manager to run their bullshit, while they are too busy being celebrities, you know like a modern day fan club president, only unlike Selena, bitch lives in the end….. But now I have no doubt in my mind that Candice Swanepoel’s “Angel Candice” twitter account, is in fact run out of the Victoria’s Secret head office, because she sold her South African HIV probably, Blood Diamond Apartheid, Nelson Mandela, soul to the lingerie company….in what was probably the smartest career move…. So they just use her as a vehicle to promote their shit, while she’s out being a celebrity model.. Here’s the most recent upload – cuz I like Candice Swanepoel.
Mobile vendors are not shy when it comes to head on battles and throwing stones at each other rather than creating advertising to promote their own product advantages. Now Nokia… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : The Next Web Discovery Date : 02/04/2012 02:08 Number of articles : 3
Samsung has been on fire lately with clever ad spots (“Dude, you’re a barrista.”) and today, their Portugal branch is bringing us another, this time, to promote their dual-SIM Samsung Galaxy Y Duos. The video uses a projection technique normally reserved for tall buildings (or Buzz Lightyear’s face at Disneyland), but this time, the canvas Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Android Phone Fans Discovery Date : 26/03/2012 10:19 Number of articles : 2
