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90s Model Comeback for Balmain of the Day

I was masturbating in the 90s, meaning I wasn’t born in the 90s, so I remember when these “supermodels” were the most aggressively marketed girls of the generation, they were household names, and not the only thing people were masturbating to, I mean there were the 90s Playboy chicks and the 90s Victoria’s Secret girls, and the 90s actresses and more obscure models and porn chicks…but these three – Claudia, Cindy and Naomi were the tall , fashion industry, probably the top paid, most glamourous and they were all capable of landing at least one billionaire, because that’s the kind of hooking they did… Balmain decided to bring them all together, in some reunion tour, like the recently announced Spice Girl reunion tour, for old timers and the kids who are appropriating the 90s because it’s hip and ironic, and 50 year olds may never have looked this good, thanks to technology, but they are still 50 year olds…and that, even to a 45 year old…is repulsive, but probably not as repulsive as all the sex I’m sure they’ve had in those 50 years, mainly the early part of their career…18 year olds navigating the scene…and I guess that, along with everything else, makes these three together in a publicity stunt, still speak to that fetish… The post 90s Model Comeback for Balmain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Isabelle Fuhrman is Some Hunger Games Actor and the Orphan 18 and in a Thong of the Day

Isabelle Fuhrman is some 18 turning 19 year old you didn’t jerk off to when she was 17, because she’s not on the Disney Channel and your miserable ass is not forced to sexualize minors not miners….because you’re married and your balls are in a vice grip…that means no jerking off and no porn…because that’s just the kind of spineless man you are.. Well she was born in 1997, which is creepy to those of us who were 27 in 1997…but not really, that shit never bothered me, just gave me more time to learn how to trick girls into getting naked for me…and surprisingly enough..it works, even on 20 year olds who should know better… She sounds like a bratty rich kid, who grew up in the Valley…her face looks like she’s Ron Perlman…or that kid, you know who I’m talking about in Mask… She’s in Masters of Sex…she was the Orphan in Orphan…and now she’s in a Thong for a black and white photoshoot – because this is what 18 year olds do…none of this wait for Playboy to pay you 20,000 dollars to do it nonsense.. The post Isabelle Fuhrman is Some Hunger Games Actor and the Orphan 18 and in a Thong of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Watson Nipple for Porter Magazine of the Day

I couldn’t leave Amy Schumer topless with her fat roles at the top of the site, it goes against everything I believe in, like that girls who get naked in magazines should uphold a certain standard, otherwise wear clothing…because your publicity stunt may work, but it’s desperate and disgusting…you’re just lucky the women in the world are fat and embrace confidence because they all hate themselves and don’t realize you hate yourself also..you just position it differently… So, why not a wet Emma Watson for Porter magazine, with what looks enough like a nipple for me, even if it is just a polka dot….Harry Potter fans can commit to the nipple, since they’ve been jerking off to her wet since they first saw her, not because they are sex offenders, but because they are nerds and always imagined an 18 year old version of her – so it’s ok… Here are the pics. The post Emma Watson Nipple for Porter Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner and Tyga: BACK TOGETHER ALREADY?!

Well, that didn’t take long. Less than 36 hours after it was widely reported that Kylie Jenner and Tyga had broken up , the couple is putting those rumors to rest with a Snapchat pic that’s worth a thousand words: Kylie posted the above photo just moments ago, and it appears to show her lying in bed with Tyga. The “Everyone needs to chill” text seems to be Kylie’s way of telling fans not to worry about her relationship status. It’s an unexpected development, as normally the social media-obsessed 18-year-old wouldn’t take quite so long to quash a rumor about her love life. Kylie has posted to her accounts several times since the news of her alleged breakup first went public, and yesterday she seemed to  confirm her split with Tyga in a mysterious Snapchat video. As with everything the Kardashian-Jenner sisters do, there were rumors that the latest Kylie-Tyga drama was nothing more than a publicity stunt, but that doesn’t seem to be the case. Kylie skipped Tyga’s birthday party on Thursday night, and several sources have confirmed that the organizers for Sunday night’s American Music Awards were forced to shuffle their seating arrangements at the last minute to ensure that the ex-couple wouldn’t wind up in the same section. So what’s going on here? Is it possible that Kyga never called it quits, and they’ve just been enjoying the media circus of the past two days? Or did they go their separate ways only to realize they just can’t live without each other? Like the rest of her family, Kylie’s not great at keeping secrets, so we get the feeling the truth will come out eventually.  View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner & Tyga Photos: The Way They Were

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Ruby Rose Nipple for Untitled Magazine of the Day

Ruby Rose is mad at Untitled Magazine because they posted a picture of her nipple, I had to actually LOOK for this picture to find, a picture that I guess she didn’t want people to see, now that she’s all famous and is in the process of milking these tits, by pretending she doesn’t have tits, it’s the Tranny generation, where ambiguous gender is marketable…but that she didn’t mind taking? Weird…. She posted this protest on her instagram..So artistic…So Staged…So Obvious….. So now she’s getting her loyal retard fans to boycott the magazine, which is code for, “Help promote the feature, we need a scandal to get people talking”….and I guess it’s working, because #nipples… Who gives a fuck about nipples, it’s the free the nipple generation, this bitch needs to calm the fuck down… I guess we should remember that Playboy exists for leaking Marilyn Monroe nudes their first issue, Penthouse for releasing everyone naked….it’s just good business to expose these idiots…no matter how irrelevant they are… She Looks Like Bieber…and the pics are hardly racy…she’s in a fucking dress..is that the scandal? Shut the fuck up. I can’t even find the fucking nipple picture….and this is what I do for work…everyday…so…let’s just call this a publicity stunt…but here’s another nipple pic….kinda… VIA UNTITLED MAGAZINE The post Ruby Rose Nipple for Untitled Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Surf of the Day

I like surfing for the surf girl asses, but I guess I also like it for the shark attacks. The fear of every surfer, that seems to rarely happen, making me think maybe this is surfer Mick Fanning’s trained shark, being used for a publicity stunt…right? Longer version… Here’s some Anastasia Ashley surf ass…because that’s the kind of sharking I’m more into… The post Surf of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff: Rejected By SEVEN Dudes During Dating Game!

It’s only been three months since Hilary Duff filed for divorce from Mike Comrie , but the 27-year-old single mom’s dating life is already downright hectic. Hilary joined Tindr  last month, and instantly began luring dudes in with the perfect tagline. (“Let’s get pizza.” Steal it.) It was later revealed that Duff would be filming her Tindr dates for an upcoming reality show.  So it’s kind of a publicity stunt, but we imagine it’s still pretty exciting if you’ve been swiping left for the past hour and you suddenly come face-to-face with Lizzie McGuire. Anyway, we’re sure Hilary gets plenty of attention on dating apps, but she wasn’t quite as lucky when she participated in some weird love match game on an Australia radio show yesterday. Eight single men called in, and Hilary (who remained anonymous) was told to describe herself to them. The guys were instructed to hang up when they heard something they didn’t like. “I have a good job, I like to cook, I like to drink wine, and I like dogs more than humans,” Hilary began. (The girl knows her way around a pickup line.) She was then asked about her perfect guy and replied, “Someone who can make me laugh. I like funny banter.” Amazingly, that cost her her first caller. Hilary then revealed that she’s a single mom, and two more idiots hung up.  When Duff was asked about her ambition requirements she answered, “If they didn’t have a career yet, I’d be okay with it, but I would hope they were working toward something. If they’re straight unemployed then no; I’m good.” Two presumably unemployed dudes hung up after that comment, and two more gave her the brush-off when she said her dogs sleep in bed with her. At long last, Hilary revealed her true identity to the winner – some dude named Tony. Will they actually go on a date? Probably not, but thanks for playing, everyone. See ya next time on Unexpectedly Humbling Experiences for Hilary Duff! View Slideshow: 27 Hottest Celebrity MILFs

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Amy Schumer Kim K Publicity Stunt of the Day

I don’t like Amy Schumer because she’s not cute…but I guess she’s made the right jokes in her career, that allowed her to become relatively famous and break down the wall that you’d expect her to face, based on her looks alone…I mean bitch better be funny as fuck, while looking like this…and still getting on TV…just wouldn’t make sense if she wasn’t… Maybe I just don’t like female comedians, because girls just can’t be funny, or because their jokes are always about sucking dick and I am more into getting my dick sucked than listening to girls mock sucking dick… She’s been getting a lot of press, hosting shitty award shows…she’s relevant…she’s current…she is the new Whiteney Cummings, who you probably wouldn’t really want to cum on, but would…because you were drunk and it was late at night… Now she’s throwing herself in front of the Kanye and Kim…mocking them by pretedning they are GODS or some shit…and the whole thing is made better with Kim K tits… Here’s the video… I am more into the paparazzi stepping on Kim K’s dress… @TeamKanyeDaily @KimKardashian @LordPeezy pic.twitter.com/FcdGlUSZnA — Antonio Perez (@IAmYeezy77) April 21, 2015 But I’m really more into Kim K getting pissed on by black dudes…why hasn’t that sex tape been released yet? Here are her tits… The post Amy Schumer Kim K Publicity Stunt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez in V Magazine of the Day

Selena Gomez did V Magazine, because she’s all about reminding us of her V, at least that’s what these shorts are suggesting, because all I see when I look at this is Bieber’s D…not that I’ve ever seen Bieber’s D, I’m just the kind of dude who judges and hates girls for the dicks they’ve allowed in their pussies, and those decisions, even if it was just for one night, is enough for me to hate a girl for life…and write her off because “you’d fuck that, what the fuck is wrong with your pudgy little hands you poor decision maker…”…but then I remember that these Hollywood kids are all one big marketing, publicity stunt….just trying to stay in the media, that works…and that this is just another addition to her brand imaging…which makes everything boring when you know how calculated it is, but you can still see her little shorts…lookin’ all Mexican as fuck….but this shouldn’t break the internet and if it does it is because there’s little else going on in your pathetic life…..much like my pathetic life…we are in this together…. The post Selena Gomez in V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chrissy Teigen in Cheesy Stock Photos for GQ of the Day

Chrissy Teigen is the enemy….we hate her as a collective and by we, I mean me, and really only because she was a whining baby about me making fun of her for being a wallet fucking gold digger who is too fat to model and who should take on the Coco to Ice T role with John Legend, which she’s doing. You know getting airtime on awards show, or in phootshoots for magazines featuring him, just being the wife who thinks 50% of everything he owns and makes is hers, rather than going off and doing nonsense things herself… Apparently, she’s on TV now, and her comedy act from twitter has paid off for her, but not as much as John Legend, because without John Legend, she’d be doing bikini shoots for free as she does, and that doesn’t pay for rent… Either way, who cares about Chrissy Teigen in these stock photo looking pics, that aren’t even her most recent publicity stunt, her most recent publicity stunt is her talking about getting Jalapeno pepper juice on her vag, something that’s happened to me before, not because me and Chrissy are the same person, but because I fuck dirty girls…

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