Beyoncé hopped on the remix to J Balvin and Willy William ‘s “Mi Gente” and flexed her bilingual chops, lending her world famous vocals to a hit song and great cause. She also got in her bag to let listeners know husband Jay Z is still crazy in love with her and referenced twins, Rumi and Sir Carter . “He say my body stay wetter than the ocean/And he say that creole in my body’s like a potion/I can be a beast or I can give you emotion/But please don’t question my devotion,” Bey sings. “I been giving birth on these haters ’cause I’m fertile/See these double C’s on this bag, murda/Want my double D’s in his bed, Serta/If you really love me, make an album ’bout me, word up,” she continues in an extra spicy moment about her husband’s 4:44 album. Listen to Bey’s “Mi Gente” flex below. All of her proceeds from the song will benefit natural disaster relief, as Bey wrote on her website and on Instagram: “I am donating my proceeds from this song to hurricane and earthquake relief charities for Puerto Rico, Mexico and other affected Caribbean islands.”
For the past several months — maybe even for the past several years — Kailyn Lowry has been nothing but drama. Seriously, just drama as far as the eye can see. First there was her divorce from Javi Marroquin, which ended in her seeking out a protective order against him after he broke into her house. Then, of course, she got pregnant with Chris Lopez before the divorce was even finalized. Kailyn keeps saying that the pregnancy was planned, but it seems questionable. After all, she’s said many times that Chris doesn’t want anything to do with her now. But regardless, she’s going to welcome her third baby into the world pretty soon now. To celebrate the impending birth, she went on a vacation to Puerto Rico … and that’s where we run into the latest Kailyn scandal. According to the CDC, pregnant women should not travel to Puerto Rico. Period. Because of Zika. If a pregnant woman contracts the Zika virus, the fetus can suffer some severe birth defects. The woman can also get violently ill, which can also put the fetus at risk. In addition to the virus, Kailyn has also said several times that her current pregnancy is high risk. She hasn’t released a definite due date, but based on the time line she’s given us, it sounds like she’s due in about a month. Is it really safe for her to be flying right now? We’re not Kailyn’s doctors, of course, and we don’t presume to know more about her body or about her pregnancy than she does. But it does seem like an unnecessary risk to go to Puerto Rico while so very, very pregnant. It sounds like she’s not done taking those kinds of risks either — she’s said that she’s planned another vacation, this one to St. Thomas, before the baby is born. St. Thomas is in the Virgin Islands, which is another place the CDC advises pregnant women to avoid. After all, better to be safe than to contract the Zika virus. Though Kailyn doesn’t seem concerned, her social media followers definitely are. “Aren’t you worried about Zika?” one person asked, “The first thing they say is not to travel to those areas and countries especially if you’re pregnant … be very careful!” Another wrote “Yikes. Not trying to hate at all but I’d be concerned about Zika. It definitely depends on where you’re at but not something to mess around with.” But Kailyn, much like Jill Duggar , clearly isn’t that concerned. View Slideshow: Kailyn Lowry: Timeline of a Turbulent Teen Mom Life
Things aren’t looking too great for Scott Disick right now. Understatement of the year, right? For a while now, he’s been in a very bad place. We’ve heard that he’s been drinking to the point that friends are concerned he’ll die , and we’ve seen him with a mess of different ladies. ( Sorry ’bout it , Bella.) We’ve also heard that there’s one main reason for his current bad behavior: he’s just torn up over the fact that he’s no longer with Kourtney Kardashian. And if that’s the case … well, we hope he doesn’t hear this new report about Kourtney’s current feelings for him. According to a source who spoke with E! News, Kourtney is totally over Scott, especially right now with his wacky antics in Cannes — you remember, that never-ending cycle of ladies. “She’s focused on her life and doesn’t care what Scott does to try and get her attention,” the source says. “She thought it was pathetic for Scott to try and one up her in Cannes. It didn’t work at all.” We imagine it certainly didn’t — Kourtney looked perfectly content with her new fella, Younes Bendjima, while Scott went from Bella Thorne to Chloe Bartoli and so on. The source says that “Kourtney is more concerned for Scott health wise and the damage he is doing to his body.” And while he was “looking for attention from Kourtney,” it “backfired big time. Bella Thorne is way too young for Scott and Kourtney was laughing about it.” However, the source explains that while she “could care less what he does with other girls,” there is one thing that’s bothering her. “What she is upset about is her kids and she wishes Scott would keep them in mind. One day they are going to be old enough to read about this stuff and understand what is going on.” Another report, this one from TMZ, verifies that Kourtney is thinking about her kids right now — so much that she’s banning Scott from seeing them for the time being. Insiders claim that Scott is a complete trainwreck right now, and Kourtney won’t let him see their three children until he gets sober. She’s tried to talk to Scott, to convince him to go back to rehab, but he’s not having it. That means that, right now, she thinks it’s “too dangerous” for him to be around the kids. What a tragic situation. Here’s hoping that, for everyone’s sake, Scott can get his life together before it’s too late. View Slideshow: Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick: Romance Rewind
Why does Teen Mom insist on constantly breaking our hearts? To be fair, the show usually has a good balance of heartbreaking content and pure reality show trash , so we guess we’ll get it a pass. But it seems like lately, Teen Mom OG has just been serving up tragic situation after tragic situation, and we need a break. The most recent episode showed Maci Bookout seriously concerned over an unnamed issue with her ex, Ryan Edwards, and we also saw Amber Portwood in a very sketchy situation with Matt Baier at a Vegas wedding chapel. In the first sneak peek for Monday night’s episode, Amber was upset again, this time over the death of her father. And now, in a brand new clip from tomorrow’s show, we’re seeing the moms get real about postpartum depression. Amber, Maci, and Catelynn Lowell are still in Puerto Rico will their respective guys, Matt, Taylor McKinney, and Tyler Baltierra, doing some grilling and drinking some beers. They marvel about being on a vacation without kids, and Catelynn comments that one day, she’ll have more children . She and Tyler, of course, are parents to little Nova, and they also had another child, Carly, that they placed for adoption. Maci advises her to have all the kids she wants now to “get it over with,” but Tyler comes back with “Yeah, but listen, postpartum is like …” Well, we’re not sure exactly what he said because it was too heavily censored, but it’s clear he doesn’t have the warmest feelings for it. During the last season of Teen Mom OG, we saw Catelynn suffering from postpartum depression , so much that she had to go away to a rehab facility. It’s clear that she still struggles with it, even now. Maci reveals that she shared Catelynn’s struggle after she gave birth to her daughter, Jayde, but it was easier for her once she realized it was normal. Tyler says that it was a little strange having Nova because “The only love we knew was for Carly, who was like, not even with us.” When Maci tells them they made the right decision in placing Carly for adoption, they agree, but things get a little tense. “It would’ve been really easy,” Catelynn begins, “I could have been super selfish and brought her home and not gave a f-ck about her future or … ’cause I just wanted her.” Tyler, who seems to know what’s coming, says “Oh lord, here it goes,” as Catelynn gets up and walks off by herself. “She gets bothered about Carly,” he explains to the others when she’s gone. “She tries to be happy, but it bothers her bad.” “She’s got a lot of guilt,” he continues. “When you’re 16, you’re so scared, you place a child, then you’re 24 and you have one that you actually raise, and you’re like ‘Wow, I could have like a seven-year-old, eight-year-old running around.'” “It just makes you question everything.” It sounds like an unbelievably difficult situation to be in, and while Catelynn has nothing to feel guilty about, it’s definitely understandable for her to be upset. Way to bring the tears yet again, Teen Mom. View Slideshow: Teen Mom & Teen Mom 2: The Complete Babies and Children Guide!
Looking Good Sweetheart was a feature I used to do when I was more inspired, motivated that featured a bitch looking terrifying….it wasn’t always a celeb or a whatever the fuck Alyssa Milano is…it was a Grenade, a monster, very gross woman…pre Body Positive shit… What the fuck is going on here Alyssa Milano…This is a nightmare shit..and I am not saying this because Alyssa Milano called me out years ago for being a pig, a terrible human, I don’t remember what she tweeted, but she blocked me and we never had that LOVE I was looking for…you know the WHOS THE BOSS strap on sex I crave…because anyone who got to be Tony Danza’s daughter, no matter how hairy she is…is PORN to me as she pushes 50. I m saying this because…what the fuck…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alyssa Milano, Looking GOod Sweetheart of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s some Doutzen Kroe ass looking it’s age. Like a mom….that she is…like an Ashley Graham..wife to a black dude…which is convenient because that’s exactly what she is. That’s why Victoria’s Secret dropped her, that’s why her DJ husband cheats on her with party sluts, yet she still exists…because she is a Survivor…on the beach in a bikini bottom not giving a fuck that she looks like some kind of lumpy soup or oatmeal…she’s been eating too much of…cuz otherwise..why is her leg a relief map…you know TOPOPGRAPHY… I don’t fucking know, it looks like she’s melting, and I don’t like when hot models – because body positive – look at my blemishes models….sure it is current and a trend..but it’s disgusting and wrong….GET it together. The post Doutzen Kroes Ass is Cellulite Ridden of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
J.Lo’s made a lot of money from her ass. She’s the first ridiculous large ass that I remember the mainstream picking up on and thinking was great. It was the Latin Fever or Puerto Rico Fever, or Some kInd of fever, that she likely has from the herpes A Rod has, as the touring Athlete who fucked Paris Hilton…he is….but who needs to worry about J.Lo vagina welts…that shit’s too old to care about, but these pants that are doing some kind of miracle are worth focusing on…they remind me of the girl in the grocery store behind me…all thick in the thighs, like I know she was being held together, but the way it rode her cunt….and the way it made her ass round…was the way I wanted to burry my face in it… I wouldn’t say that’s how I feel about J.Lo…but the ass, one she still uses to land men…is what she wants you to experience so take it all in….and there’s a lot to take in..most asses are this massive… The post J.Lo Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Let us just say that it’s about time, people. Are we right? See what we did there?! Literally and figuratively? Eh? Terrible puns notwithstanding, it’s cause for celebration across the nation because Daylight Saving Time commences this weekend. For those beaten down by winter and desperate for this long, dark period of our lives to end, the event comes not a moment too soon. Daylight Saving Time is harbinger of seasons to come, a cause for springing ahead (so to speak) with life and the renewal of the spirit. It’s also inherently confounding for a lot of people somehow. Fortunately, THG is here to break it all down and help you through a monumentally complex event that we haven’t seen the likes of since 2016. Here are 17 helpful tips for Daylight Savings Time 2017: 1. It begins officially tomorrow: Sunday, March 12 at 2 a.m. 2. Time “springs” forward one hour (see above infographic). 3. Set your clocks ahead before you go to bed tonight. Done. 4. Or stay up until 2 a.m., put ’em at 3, then hit the sack. BAM. 5. Your iPhone should be automated, so don’t even WORRY. 6. Your microwave probably isn’t, though, so take note of that. 7. At least your microwave can’t be hacked by the CIA. #Win. 8. Yes, this means losing an hour of sleep Sunday morning. 9. Especially with little kids on a nap schedule. Gonna be rough. 10. BUT you get an extra hour of sun in the evening. Tight. 11. The concept of DST dates all the way back to 1895. 12. It was the brainchild of one Ben Franklin. Who knew?! 13. It was recently extended a decade ago to save energy. 14. Daylight Saving Time 2017 ends Sunday, November 5, at which point you’ll be “falling” back to the original time, as depicted below: 15. Changing the clock in your car could take you awhile, especially if you have an older model, because that s–t is a legit pain in the a–. 16. Seriously. A post-it note affixed to the dashboard reminding you that it’s hour slow until 11/5 may be easier. It’s only 7.75 months. 17. Arizona, Hawaii and Puerto Rico peeps: Disregard 1-16. There you go: 17 easy steps to prep you for #DST17 so that you we can not only get through this, but spring into March and beyond. With gusto, and aplomb. Up top!
Bryson Tiller Expecting Twins Add Bryson Tiller to the list of celebrities with twins on the way. BOSSIP can exclusively confirm the Trapsoul singer and his girlfriend of two years Cheyanne Sparks are expecting twin daughters this summer and they already have names picked out! Cheyanne originally hails from Puerto Rico (she’s Puerto-Rican and Guamanian), but after her family moved to Germany then San Jose, she made the Bay Area home. She and Bryson met in 2011, when mutual friends introduced them to work on music together. They’ve been dating for two years and now live in Louisville together. Sparks also has a two-year-old daughter Lei’Lani and maintains an excellent relationship with Tiller’s daughter Harley (and her mother Markea Bivens — Sparks tells Bossip the two are close). Check out her latest music below: And hit the flip for more photos
Ashley Graham Dons Teeny Weeny White Bikini For Puerto Rican Photoshoot She got that cake cake cake ! Ashley Graham teased a shoot she just worked on in Puerto Rico this week, rocking a lil white bikini in a red classic car… The closeup is CRAZILY caked up though… Hit the flip for uno mas…
