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Surprise: Somebody Is Paying Ciara To Go On Tour This Summer

You read that right: Ciara is going on tour. In 2011. And she’s sharing the spotlight with Taio Cruz? The superstars will each join forces with DJ Skribble for a series of ten exclusive beach and poolside bashes (Ciara will perform hits like “Love Sex Magic” in seven cities, while “Dynamite” crooner Cruz will pick up the remaining three) on the Radio Maliboom Boom Station Invasion Concert Tour, kicking off in Miami on July 16. Of her outings, Ciara tells Us: “Fans can look forward to having a blast! The Radio Maliboom Boom Station Invasion Tour is going to be all about energy and pure fun! Malibu reached out to me with the concept and right away I was interested because we’ll be traveling to some of the hottest cities in the country and I thought it’d be a really cool and sexy run to be a part of to help celebrate summer.” Okay then. Sure. Here’s where you can catch Ciara’s little promo tour if you’re interested in such things. Saturday, July 16 Miami, FL — Ciara Thursday, July 21 Virginia Beach, VA — Ciara Saturday, July 23 Jersey Shore, NJ — Ciara Saturday, July 30 Boston, MA — Ciara Thursday, August 4 New York City, NY — Ciara Saturday, August 13 Dallas, TX — Ciara Thursday, August 18: Chicago, IL — Ciara Source

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Drake Feat. Rick Ross & Lil Wayne “I’m On One” Spoof [Video]

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Twitter Files: Does Rih Rih Need A Twit-Intervention And A Break From That Rockstar Lifestyle??

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Twitpic Of The Day: What The Hell Happened To Mike Jones???

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Poor Thug Tells All: “He Made Me Kiss Him… He Played With My Booty!” [Video]

Watch this drunk thug confess that his mom’s boyfriend molested him. He wants to kill the guy by the end of the video.

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Kush Chronic-les: Hungry Stoner Arrested For Puffin’ Piff In The Drive Through At McDonalds

Even for a stoner this is pretty damn dumb… An Elgin man who got a case of the munchies was arrested Monday after an officer witnessed him smoking marijuana in the drive-through lane of McDonald’s, according to police. The officer was in the drive-through lane of the restaurant at 401 Summit St., Elgin, about 12:30 a.m. Monday when he smelled marijuana in the air, according to police spokeswoman Sue Olafson. Upon investigation, the officer determined the passenger of the car in front of him was smoking the illegal substance. Police say they found additional cannabis in a container in the vehicle. In total, 1.4 grams was confiscated, Olafson said. Jose Barrera, 21, of the 600 block of St. Charles Street, was arrested and charged with possession of a controlled substance. He has since been released on $120 bond. Please sir for the love of Mary Jane get your life together. It’s just not wise to smoke weed when there is a Police officer sitting behind you. SMH Source

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Pure Comedy!: Sun Drop Commercial (African Spoof) “Vita Malt” [Video]

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One-Time In Trouble For Whipping Camera Man’s A*s For Filming Him! [Video]

Las Vegas Review Journal reports: A Las Vegas police officer under investigation for a videotaped beating of a man has been suspended with pay pending completion of an internal investigation, police said Saturday. On the night of March 20, Crooks, 36, was standing in his driveway while videotaping police as they investigated a reported burglary across the street. When Crooks refused to stop filming, Colling allegedly attacked him — with much of the altercation recorded by the camera. Crooks’ attorney, David Otto, on Thursday sent police a statement from Crooks, along with a demand for $500,000 to cover Crooks’ medial care, pain and suffering. A planned lawsuit has not yet been filed.

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Pure Comedy: SWAT Is Called To Clear A Massachusetts Mall When An Umbr-ella, Ella, Ella Is Mistaken For A Rifle!

If you scared, say you scared. A man cleared out a mall in Massachusetts after the black umbrella he was carrying was mistaken for a rifle, MyFoxBoston.com reported. The man hasn’t been publicly identified, but he was described to police as a short white male, wearing a gray shirt carrying a “rifle.” The Burlington Mall, located north of Boston, was evacuated and closed while SWAT teams swarmed the building. However, a man who fit the description turned out to be an employee at a nearby hospital, who had stopped at the mall before work, MyFoxBoston.com reported. Mall workers said they feared a mass shooting when police told them to leave. “Cops just came in and told us to evacuate the mall. There’s a guy with a gun,” said Jose Abdul, 26, manager of a Verizon store in the mall. “I couldn’t believe it. I just legged it out of there.” Ok, now well admit this is a pretty suspect way to carry an umbrella. However, did it never occur to anyone that there was no gun handle or clip?? Looks more like a samurai sword if you ask us, but we digress… Source

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Pure Comedy: SWAT Is Called To Clear A Massachusetts Mall When An Umbr-ella, Ella, Ella Is Mistaken For A Rifle!

Pure Comedy: Tracy Morgan Denies Stuffing Crotch, Says “I’m Magically Delicious — I Don’t Create Nothing But Stalkers!” [Video]

Which One Is Packin’? Tracy Morgan. Or so he says! Morgan appeared on “The View” on Thursday to promote his new film “Rio,” and appropriately, he was sitting next to his “30 Rock” wife and “View” co-host Sherri Shepherd. When the talk turned to their hilarious turn as on-screen couple, Shepherd showed a clip and made quite an outrageous accusation. “Every time he came out, he would stuff something in his pants,” Shepherd said, referring to one of Morgan’s many, many shirtless scenes. Big mistake. “That wasn’t stuffed!” Morgan insisted. “That’s me. You know I’m magically delicious. I don’t create nothing but stalkers!” Sherri added,”He always makes me sweat.” To which Morgan responded, “Why? Because I’m from the Mandinga tribe? I’m a Mandingo! You didn’t know? You better ask somebody! Morgan backed up the stalker claim by revealing how one woman once waited under a car for four hours to see him. This dude is a straight fool!!!! Source

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Pure Comedy: Tracy Morgan Denies Stuffing Crotch, Says “I’m Magically Delicious — I Don’t Create Nothing But Stalkers!” [Video]