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Black Don’t Crack: Bangin’ Actress Malinda Williams Says Her “Youthful” Look Keeps The Checks Coming In

Malinda Williams flicks it up for Rolling Out magazine and talks longevity in Hollyweird Malinda Williams Covers Rolling Out Magazine Brown-skinned beauty Malinda Williams has been in Hollyweird for quite some time now and she recently sat down with Rolling Out magazine for a stylish photo shoot and a little conversation. via Rolling Out How do you maintain your longevity in the entertainment industry? I definitely feel I have been blessed with a charmed life. One of my advantages I think I have is I have a “youthful” look, so that’s great and adds to my longevity. I played a teenager for a very long time, a young lady for a very long time. It lengthens the time span of playing different roles. I like to choose roles and create a résumé that affects an audience in an emotional way. The saying goes “People will forget what you said to them but they will never forget how you made them feel.” It’s always been about how I make [the audience] feel. In addition to spilling the beans on her secret to staying in the limelight, Malinda also opened up about how she’s stayed fly over the years. Top five beauty products you use? I actually have in my kitchen — above the dishes, plates, the cups and wine glasses — a section for all my hair products [laughs]. For my face, I always like to mix a moisturizer with essential oils. I love Bobbi Brown [products], but I will shop at Walmart in a heartbeat and pick up lipstick I think is fabulous. If it’s good, it’s good. The cheaper the better … [laughs]. How do you stay in shape? Well, I am blessed with good genes and don’t have to work out all the time. I have a grandfather who is 103 years old and still is walking on his own. We have good genes and we “grilled” my grandfather on what he eats [to stay so healthy]. He eats lots of prunes and yams — at least a yam a day. You will still see me at a drive-thru at McDonald’s ordering a cheeseburger with some fries [laughs]. Well, whatever she’s doing is obviously working, riiiigght? Check out a few more pics from her photo shoot on the flip.

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In Freaky White Folks News: Jennifer Lawrence Recounts The Time A Hotel Maid Found All Her “Rear Entry Adult Toys”! [Video]

Do tell… Jennifer Lawrence Tells Embarrassing Sex Toy Story Via EOnline Adding to her already long list of outrageous quotes, the funny actress appeared on Conan to chat about her new movie American Hustle, and shared that if she wasn’t in show business, she’d want to be a maid. Why, you ask? Well, because she enjoys spraying stuff and making the bed and—most importantly—snooping around people’s stuff. Speaking of snooping, J.Law had a very interesting (and awkward, hilarious, memorable…you name it) story about her maid coming across a number of sex toys. “This is actually really funny. Somebody as a joke bought me a bunch of butt plugs. It’s a long story,” Lawrence said. “I had a copious amount of butt plugs. Tons of butt plugs. All different kinds of colors and the maid was coming so I was like, ‘well I’ll just shove this under the bed so she doesn’t see all these butt plugs.’ She might not know they are for a joke.” You shouldn’t need much more motivation to press play to hear the rest of JLaw’s story below. Hilarious story, but Katniss can’t convince us that she didn’t use at least ONE of those butt plugs, sorry. Image via WENN

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In Freaky White Folks News: Jennifer Lawrence Recounts The Time A Hotel Maid Found All Her “Rear Entry Adult Toys”! [Video]

Pure Comedy: @WordsWithBeyonce May Be The Funniest Instagram Around

Words With Beyonce Is The Funniest Instagram Around Instagram is a beautiful place , especially for comedy. This one account, WordsWithBeyonce features a Beyonce impersonator with a spot on impression. There are more vids on her page but we shared some of the funniest ones. Wonder what Beyonce has to say.

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Backfired! R. Kelly Starts #AskRKelly On Twitter And The Jokes Won’t Stop!

Twitter Responds To #AskRKelly Hashtag These celebrities are going to learn one day. Robert Kelly , he of ALLEGEDLY peeing on teenagers, went on Twitter today and asked people to join the #AskRKelly hashtag to ask him questions and get ready for his album release. As you can imagine, Twitter went all the way in. Buckle up.

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Backfired! R. Kelly Starts #AskRKelly On Twitter And The Jokes Won’t Stop!

Win A $300 Live Nation Gift Certificate With The Gentleman’s Project [CONTEST]

With Thanksgiving out the way, it means December has arrived. With December’s arrival, that means there are gifts to buy for the holiday season. With gifts to buy…well you get the picture. Continue

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LMAO! Funniest Vines Of The Week, Vol. 3

Another Friday , another ten hilarious Vines for you to enjoy. Here are the funniest Vines of the week. Take a look.

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Bow Wow And Keshia Chante Talk Kissing Games And “106 & Park” Being Hijacked By A Twerker ! [Video]

BOSSIP exclusives galore in this one! We recently joined Bow Wow and Keshia Chante in a live video chat where we learned that Bow Wow was recently banned from posting scantily clad “bow approved” posts on Instagram and got the scoop on the twerker who crashed their set. Check out the chat below:

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Bow Wow And Keshia Chante Talk Kissing Games And “106 & Park” Being Hijacked By A Twerker ! [Video]

Drake Brings Out Nicki Minaj, Birdman, & Snoop Dogg At LA Concert [Photos]

Drake had a few surprises in store during last night’s “Would You Like a Tour?” show at Los Angeles’ Staples Center. By that, we mean guest appearances by West Coast legend Snoop Dogg and a few YMCMB familia in Birdman and Nicki Minaj…. Continue

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Who Is Ranting Now? Kanye Gets Questioned By Charlamagne On The Breakfast Club [Video]

Must’ve been too early in the morning for him to go H.A.M. cuz Charlamagne definitely gave him a run for his money. After receiving a few “Donkey of The Days” Kanye Kardashian comes to “The Breakfast Club” to face the music. Charlamagne calls him a walking contradiction, tells him he brings paparazzi problems upon himself, tells him nobody cares about his rich “ni**a” problems when it comes to not being accepted in the fashion world, tells Kayne true revolution starts on the ground level and not at corporations. Charlamagne tells Kanye Yeezus album was wack and Bound 2 video was trash. Kanye admits Yeezus had flaws and he wanted Bound 2 to be wack and much more!!!

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Who Is Ranting Now? Kanye Gets Questioned By Charlamagne On The Breakfast Club [Video]

Move Over Terio! Cute Kid Has Dance Off With NBA Usher At Detroit Pistons Game [Video]

Terio has nothing on this kid… Plus this video is way longer than Vine . Oooh kill ‘em. YouTube

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Move Over Terio! Cute Kid Has Dance Off With NBA Usher At Detroit Pistons Game [Video]