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BOSSIP Exclusive: Kevin Hart Responds To Backlash For “Not Liking Dark-Skinned Women” And His New Girlfriend Eniko Being Called A Gold Digger

Kevin Hart Talks His Ex-Wife, New Girlfriend, New Projects Leading Hollywood comeidan and media mogul in the making Kevin Hart is riding the wave of his success in both his personal and professional life. BOSSIP recently caught up with Kevin at Ne-Yo’s 2nd Annual “Fosterling A Legacy” benefit event over the weekend, and he had a lot to say about his real feelings towards his ex-wife Torrei, how his new girlfriend responds to their constant stream of criticism, and more. Check out a few interview excerpts below. What he thinks about his ex-wife talking to the media about their divorce: She’s the mother of my kids, which is why I’ll never bad talk her. Regardless of what she says or what she gives the media, she’s the mother of my kids. I respect her for that. And she’s my ex-wife, I respect her for that. So, I’ll never talk bad about her. How his girlfriend Eniko responds to criticism and haters: She laughs! I mean, you’re a product of your environment if you’re with a man who tells you what you’re gonna get when you get into [the relationship]. At the end of the day, I’m in the spotlight. So, when she’s with me, she’ll be seen in the spotlight. So people are gonna assume that they know her and they know her life…..and that she’s with me for money. No matter what, that’s what you fall into. As entertainers, you just have to get that. It’s my job to let my girl know not to feed into that, it’s the nature of the business. I respect that. I don’t sh*t on any of it.” Sounds like Kevin and Eniko aren’t the least bit phased by their haters so far. Hit the flip to hear Kevin’s response to the backlash he’s been getting for “not liking dark-skinned women,” his hilarious response to people who criticize his new girl, and more. Continue reading

The Sloth Foot Struggle: Veterinarian Faces Charges For Practicing On People After Man Loses Three Toes Following Treatment

Veterinarian Faces Charges After Treating A Person Ever been treated by an animal doctor for a foot problem? No? Welp, apparently no one told this guy that it wasn’t the best idea. via Fox News A veterinarian has been charged with practicing medicine on humans without a license after a man said he had to have three toes amputated because of improper care. Greeley detectives wrote Dr. Fran Freemyer a ticket for the misdemeanor on Wednesday after the 58-year-old man told police he went to Northern Colorado Medical Center in late June and doctors said he needed the toes removed. Police Sgt. Susan West said Thursday the man went to the vet with a foot ailment, and the vet gave him ointment. The problem got worse and he went to a hospital.| Freemyer told The Associated Press on Thursday he was treating a dog for skin cancer, and a woman who owned the dog took some of the medicine home and gave it to a neighbor without his knowledge. “I don’t treat people,” Freemyer said. He said the dog, a Jack Russell terrier named “Scooter,” had lesions on his back and he rubbed it with a thick topical ointment and sent the dog home. He said the woman who owns the dog somehow got some of the medicine, and when a neighbor complained of a similar ailment on his foot, the dog owner thought the medicine would help. This whole story sounds shay but, either way, all parties involved are equally idiotic for their actions.  SMH. Shutterstock Continue reading

The Sloth Foot Struggle: Veterinarian Faces Charges For Practicing On People After Man Loses Three Toes Following Treatment

Veterinarian Faces Charges After Treating A Person Ever been treated by an animal doctor for a foot problem? No? Welp, apparently no one told this guy that it wasn’t the best idea. via Fox News A veterinarian has been charged with practicing medicine on humans without a license after a man said he had to have three toes amputated because of improper care. Greeley detectives wrote Dr. Fran Freemyer a ticket for the misdemeanor on Wednesday after the 58-year-old man told police he went to Northern Colorado Medical Center in late June and doctors said he needed the toes removed. Police Sgt. Susan West said Thursday the man went to the vet with a foot ailment, and the vet gave him ointment. The problem got worse and he went to a hospital.| Freemyer told The Associated Press on Thursday he was treating a dog for skin cancer, and a woman who owned the dog took some of the medicine home and gave it to a neighbor without his knowledge. “I don’t treat people,” Freemyer said. He said the dog, a Jack Russell terrier named “Scooter,” had lesions on his back and he rubbed it with a thick topical ointment and sent the dog home. He said the woman who owns the dog somehow got some of the medicine, and when a neighbor complained of a similar ailment on his foot, the dog owner thought the medicine would help. This whole story sounds shay but, either way, all parties involved are equally idiotic for their actions.  SMH. Shutterstock Continue reading

Animal Behavior: Neighbors Complain The Squeakin’ While They’re Freakin’ Noises From Guinea Pigs At Local Biology Lab Has Reached An Unbearable Volume! [Video]

If you thought bunnies were bad, it turns out freaky group sex having guinea pigs are worse! Via The Local Germany : Münster University’s biology department keeps 13 very vocal male and female guinea pigs together in one big cage outdoors. On it, a sign states “These animals live in non-committal, mixed-gender groups and mate with every possible partner.” The Bild newspaper reported on Friday that the guinea pigs are so noisy – particularly at night – that the institute for neuro- and behavioural biology’s next-door neighbours have filed a complaint at Münster’s administrative court. “The Guinea pigs are unbelievably loud and stink to high heaven. It’s unbearable,” said 69-year-old Pavo R.. On Thursday, a judge confirmed to the paper that the cage was too close to the couple’s house. It is just two meters from where their garden begins. Legally, it should be three meters away. But the institute says the cage can not be moved, and a spokesman from the North Rhine-Westphalian university told Bild that they hoped that “the ruling doesn’t mean the end of their renowned behavioral research.” SMH. This sounds crazy!!!! If you want to hear what guinea pigs “sound like” check out the video below: Now imagine a baker’s dozen of them bad boys getting busy outside your window. Not fun, we’d imagine. Shutterstock Continue reading

Animal Behavior: Neighbors Complain The Squeakin’ While They’re Freakin’ Noises From Guinea Pigs At Local Biology Lab Has Reached An Unbearable Volume! [Video]

If you thought bunnies were bad, it turns out freaky group sex having guinea pigs are worse! Via The Local Germany : Münster University’s biology department keeps 13 very vocal male and female guinea pigs together in one big cage outdoors. On it, a sign states “These animals live in non-committal, mixed-gender groups and mate with every possible partner.” The Bild newspaper reported on Friday that the guinea pigs are so noisy – particularly at night – that the institute for neuro- and behavioural biology’s next-door neighbours have filed a complaint at Münster’s administrative court. “The Guinea pigs are unbelievably loud and stink to high heaven. It’s unbearable,” said 69-year-old Pavo R.. On Thursday, a judge confirmed to the paper that the cage was too close to the couple’s house. It is just two meters from where their garden begins. Legally, it should be three meters away. But the institute says the cage can not be moved, and a spokesman from the North Rhine-Westphalian university told Bild that they hoped that “the ruling doesn’t mean the end of their renowned behavioral research.” SMH. This sounds crazy!!!! If you want to hear what guinea pigs “sound like” check out the video below: Now imagine a baker’s dozen of them bad boys getting busy outside your window. Not fun, we’d imagine. Shutterstock Continue reading

Crime Fighting Ninja Arrested For Prowling: Neighborhood Watching Or Peeping Tom? [Video]

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Snack Wars: Frozen Yogurt Truck Driver Pulls Shank On Mister Softee Driver Over Treat Turf!

Confection gangstas? Really?!? FroYo Truck Driver Pulls Knife On Mister Softee Driver Over Turf Via NYDailyNews Mister Softee brought a sugar cone to a knife fight. Two frozen treat slingers were arrested Wednesday after getting their licks in during a midtown turf war that could have become a stabbing, cops said. The driver of a Mister Softee truck parked at 50th St. and Sixth Ave. became enraged when a Yogo truck pulled up just after 7 p.m., according to police. The Mister Softee man ripped off the Yogo truck’s permit, and soon both drivers were squaring off, cops said. Then the Yogo driver pulled a knife, police said. Cops arrived before either man was seriously creamed and both were arrested. They face a rocky road, with charges pending. Who they think they are? Nino Brown??? SMMFH! Image via Sam Costanza/NYDailyNews

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Pure Comedy: Black Kid Prays For President Barack Obama [Video]

Lil’ man said don’t worry Obama …I got your back. On #MockObamaDay, at least he has some support.

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Pure Comedy: Black Kid Prays For President Barack Obama [Video]

Hilarity! The @MeekMillRapsLike Twitter Account Is The Funniest Thing Going Today

@MeekMillRapsLike Is The Funniest Twitter Account Around Meek Mill has a distinctive rap style to say the least. Plainly put, he’s usually yelling like an elementary schooler. Well, one person decided to compile a list of jokes about what Meek Mill raps like and the Twitter account is the funniest thing around. Take a look at some of these tweets and give buddy a follow.

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Ain’t Isht Husbands: South African Man Saves Family Dog From Sinking Yacht Then Comes Back For Wife After She Nearly Drowns

Good to see some people have their priorities straight. Man Saves Dog Then Wife From Sinking Yacht Via HuffPo reports: South African couple Graham and Sheryl Anley were on a three-month sailing trip to Madagascar when they hit a reef Aug. 4 and their yacht started to sink. Graham Anley, who is a volunteer with South Africa’s National Sea Rescue Institute, decided to save the couple’s 9-year-old Jack Russell terrier, Rosie, before coming back to the yacht to save his wife. According to a statement issued NSRI spokesman Geoff McGregor obtained by South Africa’s News 24, Sheryl Anley’s “safety line had snagged on the steering gear,” so even though it seems insensitive, it’s not like she was going anywhere… except down…. with the ship. As Gawker observed, Anley’s decision “will likely put him in the Dog House for some time.” According to News24, Rosie was outfitted in her own “specially tailored dog life-jacket which has its own emergency strobe light attached to it.” According to a NSRI news release, the couple will try to salvage what they can of their yacht, the Boundless, which can be seen run aground below. Proving once again that a dog is man’s best friend. Continue reading