Pastor Jim is going ham… threatening to bounce out and preach at a smaller more appreciative church! A video excerpt of a sermon by Jim Standridge, senior pastor of Immanuel Baptist Church in Skiatook, Okla., has gone viral on the Internet, inspiring hundreds of comments about the Christian minister storming from the pulpit during his message to admonish a congregant for falling asleep and then calling out other worshippers, one of whom he decries as “the sorriest church member I have.” Advertisement More Church & Ministries News Arizona Ecclesia Church and Pastor Steve Gilbertson Takes Gospel to Bar by Making It a Sanctuary Former Lesbian Janet Boynes’ Message to Christians after Demise of DOMA: ‘Keep Hope Alive’ Founder of “Reasons For God” Carson Said About Christian Apologist: Having Answers for Skeptics Can Lead to Faith SMH @ The kid turning the video room into his own kingdom… youtube
Poor baby can’t resist attention sloring… This celebrity seed was spotted surfing and grinding on Venice Beach. Take a guess which wild child of a Hollyweird staple was caught shaking that thang for the cameras? Hit the flip for the answer.
Keepin’ it comin’ folks! At this rate Paula Deen will be on welfare by the end of the month! Paula Deen Dropped From Her Publishing Deal According to TMZ reports : The demolition derby known as Paula Deen’s empire rolls on — she’s just been dropped by one of her publishers, which says it will no longer release her next project … which was expected to be a best seller. In a statement released Friday, Ballantine Books announced it has cancelled the publication of “Paula Deen’s New Testament: 250 Favorite Recipes, All Lightened Up”. But get this … even though the book wasn’t set to come out until October, it’s already #1 on Amazon with pre-order sales. Ballantine adds its name to the long list of companies abandoning ship in light of Deen’s n-word controversy … The Food Network, QVC, JCPenny, and Smithfield Hams, etc … This fat broad’s books aren’t the only things that won’t be selling anymore.. Paula Deen’s officially the least popular kid on the playground … JCPenney just severed ties with the celebrity chef in the wake of her n-word scandal. A rep for the department store released a statement today, saying, “We can confirm that jcpenney has decided to discontinue selling Paula Deen branded merchandise.” JCP had sold Deen-brand kitchen products … which is good news for Martha Stewart. Those “black leaders” can have all the sympathy they want, Paula Deen can’t get isht from us but a hard kick in the a$$ and a GTFOH! Image via WENN
Creepy azz cra…. Heidi Klum Says She Uses Hair From Her Son’s Fro For Art Projects Heidi Klum , mother of four with soon-to-be-ex-husband Seal, opens up about the extremely creative “art projects” she likes to do with her children in an interview with YourTango. You absolutely will not believe what she does. Via HuffPo reports: “So two of my boys, they have big afros, and when I shaved them all down, I kept all the hair and I put it in a Ziploc bag. I keep everything! But then, I waited and I’m like, ‘I don’t know what I’m gonna do with this.’ It was so beautiful, this whole bag of afro: one for Henry, one for Johan. The next time they painted their faces, I glued all their hair around it, so it was like this three-dimensional painting. It’s their face! And Henry was always a bit more blonde, like the tips are really blonde, and Johan’s more dark. So you can see, this one looks like Henry and this one looks like Johan. It’s so pretty.” Whoa. So is she a hoarder? Also, is she actually gluing their hair to their faces, or to pictures that they’ve painted of their faces? Unclear. When asked about which “crafts” she’s planning to do next, the quirky star replied, “I want to make a blanket now.” Wait… What?!? To be fair, we bet their artwork is adorable; how is saving a kid’s hair ANY different than saving lost baby teeth? She sounds like a great mom. Period.
Kneel before BGKC’s royal infant you peasants! Beyonce Posts New Photos Of Blue Ivy On her Tumblr Page Via EOnline It’s official: Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s six-month-old little girl, Blue Ivy Carter, already has so much more swag than we could ever possibly try to accumulate. And this might have already been a known fact, but Bey was nice enough to post some photographic evidence to make it clear. The singer shared a few BIC-themed photos on her official Tumblr. page, which ranged from super cute to pretty bad-azz. Of course, Bey steered away from uploading the generic, posed snapshots, and got crafty with her artwork. One picture just featured an adorable, light peach dress of Blue Ivy’s on a hanger, while another playfully showcased the tot’s tiny, hot pink Tom Ford heels on her mama’s foot. Jealous of her wardrobe? Yeah, us, too. Another image caught a sweet moment between the mother-daughter duo, with Blue’s itty-bitty finger poking at Beyoncé’s face from a baby carrier. In response, Bey shared an adoring gaze at her little princess, while seemingly backstage at a show. But the best photo—at least in our opinion—is the picture of Blue Ivy rocking her mini crown. The angling of the image only partially shows the cutie’s face as she wears her royal headgear tilted to the side, very reminiscent of the famous Notorious B.I.G photo. The spirit of Biggie Smalls was definitely in the air when Bey snapped this pic. Flip it over to get the goods. Images via tumblr