JT is lucky he’s chopped down so many bad broads because we’d swear… Justin Timberlake Attends Wal-Mart Shareholders’ Meeting In Hula Skirt Justin Timberlake jetted to Fayetteville, Arkansas this week for an extra-special gig at the town’s Bud Walton Arena — hosting the Walmart Corporation’s Annual Shareholders’ meeting. Early Friday morning, the crooner, 31, donned a grass skirt and tied a lei around his head in an effort to get a rise out of the crowd. “It’s 7:20 a.m. That’s how Walmart does it? I need to work on my schedule,” Timberlake joked, leading the audience in the company’s “Walmart Cheer.” The Social Network star’s Fayetteville appearance comes on the heels of a sweet, PDA-packed May 26 engagement celebration with fiancee Jessica Biel–and 100-plus friends and family. “He and Jessica danced very closely,” when the DJ played his hit, “SexyBack,” a partygoer tells Us Weekly. “It looked like neither wanted the night to end.” Justin Timberlake, the consummate professional… Image via Flickr Source
Beyoncé Tells Fans She’s Getting Chocolate Wasted After Eating Lettuce To Lose 60 Lbs Be careful BeyBey , you know that stuff goes right to your thighs! New mom Beyonce, who gave birth to daughter Blue Ivy in January, knew there was no time to waste in slimming down as the May dates for her four-concert weekend in Atlantic City, NJ approached. Especially when the star would be squeezing her bod into custom-made Ralph & Russo designs, including a midriff-baring, fringed two-piece adorned with Swarovski crystals. “Y’all have no idea how hard I worked!” the 30-year-old exclaimed to her fans during her concert at Revel Beach’s Ovation Hall Saturday night. “I had to lose 60 pounds. They had me on that treadmill. I ate lettuce!” And now that the superstar is halfway through her much-anticipated, post-baby concert return, she’s celebrating. “Now tonight I’m gonna get chocolate wasted!” Jay-Z’s wife told her fans. Saturday’s show proved to be quite the star-studded event: Michella Obama and her daughters Malia, 13, and Sasha, 10, were in attendance. (Back in April, Beyonce wrote a heartfelt, public letter to the First Lady in which she thanked her for being a “true, strong African American woman.”) “They sat up in a private balcony with Gayle King. Michelle was jamming out to ‘Crazy in Love,’” a concertgoer tells Us Weekly. “When Beyonce told the crowd to get up and jump, [Malia and Sasha] stood and started dancing and jumping. They were shouting when Beyonce asked, ‘Do girls run the world?’” “Together, all three of them did the ‘Single Ladies’ dance moves,” the concertgoer adds. We would never have guessed that Bey gained that much weight with Blue Ivy! Go ahead and get chocolate wasted girl, you deserve it after shaking them cakes all weekend. Source SplashNews
Earl Simmons is no average dog… DMX Seen In Los Angeles With “My Mama Says I’m Special” T-Shirt Let’s just keep it 100, DMX is crazy as f**k. We love him, we love his music, but that ninja is a couple sandwiches short of a pic-a-nic basket, word to Yogi Bear. At this point in his life after many prison stints, various police-impersonating shenanigans, and a tumultuous run on VH1′s Couples Therapy , the Dark Man must have come to the same conclusion. Nonetheless, Earl doesn’t care what we think, just so long as his mama still thinks her lil’ boy is special. Far be it from us to diagree with her… Images via Fame/FlyNet
Yeah, oral transactions! Paris Hilton’s biracial boo thang has been sticking up for her to the press: In a new interview with the website CastaNet, the DJ talks about his “Jacked” tour, upcoming album and working with Hilton, who he has reportedly been dating since November. “The thing is with her… she’s like one of the most talented performers I know,” says Afrojack, whose given name is Nick van de Wall. “She may not be a Celine Dion, but she knows how to perform on stage. She knows how to sing, believe it or not.” Afrojack admits that after Hilton’s debut album “Paris” in 2006, he wasn’t sure if she was actually talented. “In the studio with her for the first time, I wasn’t sure what to expect,” he said. “But the girl can sing. And she loves the dance music so we made some nice music. And it was fun.” While photos have shown Hilton and Afrojack looking quite cozy and clocking a lot of time together, Afrojack claims in the interview that they are just pals. “We are really good friends. It’s simple,” he said. “People say as producers, ‘You can’t work with Paris Hilton, you can’t work with Pitbull, they’re too commercial.’ But they’re my friends. If a friend asks you, would you produce my album… I’m going to do it. She’s my friend, I had the time, I was already working on my own album and I like working in a fast pace so I did some tracks on the album, and did a few tracks and helped her out with some connections with other producers and writers. She created some nice magic.” Hilton revealed earlier this year that she was working on a sophomore album, featuring collaborations with LMFAO and Snoop Dogg. In February, a laugh-worthy video for a song called “Drunk Text” leaked online, featuring the socialite mugging for the camera in a skimpy dress as she recited spoken word poetry. “It was just a drunk text,” Hilton sings in the song. “One stupid reply can lead to the walk of shame.” But Hilton’s rep clarified that the song was not off her upcoming album, but had been recorded as a favor to the electronic music duo Manufactured Superstars. Hilton’s album is expected this summer. Pure comedy. This guy’s been blinded by the white light! You can’t convince us that Paris is talented at anything besides sloring and attention sloring. Source WENN
This comedian is the wrong one to heckle. A poor hoodrat finds out how bad it can get when she tells him to “shut up.” Turn the page for some graphic bombaclot cursing
Suge Knight Says Tupac Confronted Dr. Dre About Being Gay And Dre Admitted To Being Bi Wow! Suge Knight went on Howard Stern this week and said that Dre. and other artist are closet gay rappers. We sort of feel like Howard Stern on this one… pure comedy! Suge also talks about Dre and his form of tellin’. Turn the page to peep this one. SMH
Kimmy Cakes isn’t content with being a successful reality star! Now she wants her own sitcom. Kim Kardashian Aspiring To Be Sitcom Star Kim Kardashian wants to branch out from reality TV to become a sitcom star. The ample-bottomed beauty is in the early stages of developing her own scripted half-hour comedy series, sources say, in addition to having just extended her family’s deal with E! Entertainment for three more seasons of their namesake hit, “Keeping Up With the Kardashians.” “Kim wants to move beyond reality TV and become a comedy actress,” says a source. “She really wants to be the next Sofia Vergara.” Sources close to the attention-craving, aspiring thespian add she’s eager to establish herself apart from her family. “Acting is something she wants to do just for her,” one source told us. “Kim wants to do something that wouldn’t involve her sisters [Kourtney and Khloe].” Kim’s desire to move on to her own show comes after a number of appearances away from her family and E! She popped up on a live episode of NBC’s “30 Rock” Thursday, playing herself in two scenes, and tweeted afterward: “Anyone see 30 Rock tonight??? I had a blast!!!! Love this show!” Jon Hamm, Paul McCartney, Amy Poehler and Jimmy Fallon also made cameos. Kris Humphries’ ex also played herself on an episode of Tim Allen’s ABC sitcom “Last Man Standing” in February. And she’ll play a character in Tyler Perry’s upcoming movie, “The Marriage Counselor,” opposite Vanessa Williams and Jurnee Smollett. It’s unclear who’ll produce Kim’s proposed sitcom, but sources speculate it could be “Kardashians” partner Ryan Seacrest. The “American Idol” host’s production company has been expanding into scripted projects, including a series for ABC based on the 2007 Scarlett Johansson movie “The Nanny Diaries,” as well as a feature film for Universal starring Reese Witherspoon. But one Hollywood insider says of any impending deal, “It’s not locked yet.” Reps for Kardashian had no comment. Do you think Kimmy Cakes has what it takes to make it as a real actress? Or is she just being greedy? Source More On Bossip! Gabi & Dani Freaky Picture Pictorial And Interview About BGC 8 (15+ Pictures) [Photos-Video] Hoop Dreams: Kimmy Cakes Laces Her Jordan’s And Hits The NYC Basketball Court With Lammy And K-Hole Kardashian Higher Learning: Meet The 10 Colleges With The Hottest Women Struggle Actresses: We Love These Ladies, But They Can’t Act Worth A Damn!