Sad sack Teen Mom train wreck Amber Portwood is still behind pars, and to add insult to injury, the Indiana native’s latest mug shot has just been released. Not surprisingly, she doesn’t look too pleased. Amber was arrested Monday after she failed to show up to her latest probation hearing … and authorities sent to Amber’s house found pills in her purse. She couldn’t prove she had a prescription for the pills, resulting in a clear violation of probation and another stint in jail for Portwood. Cue the mug shot: Portwood was on probation after she was convicted of domestic battery for attacking her ex-fiance, Gary Shirley. Amber’s sentence to two years in jail was suspended, provided Portwood stuck to the rules of her probation, which was highly unlikely . After her latest arrest, Amber could end up spending her Christmas behind bars – for the second consecutive year. A court hearing is reportedly set for January 13, and given the circumstances surrounding her case, don’t expect bail to be offered. Oh well. Check out THG’s ever-expanding gallery of celebrity mug shots !
Baseball Wives, a spinoff of Basketball Wives , premieres tonight on VH1, and when it does, Anna Benson, the craziest baseball wife of all, will be front and center. For those unfamiliar with the wife of former Mets pitcher Kris Benson, she’s one of the few baseball wives to ever overshadow the player, who was fairly average. Nothing average about Anna, a stripper and former Playboy model who once threatened to sleep with the entire Mets organization if Kris cheated on her. Anyway. During a recent Wives taping, she got into it with Cheri Knoblauch – wife of former Yankee standout Chuck Knoblauch – in an altercation involving sex toys. Really. According to reports, Anna Benson pulled out a stun gun and set it on a table (gal’s like a female, reality TV version of Gilbert Arenas) in front of her threateningly. Then, she produced a 12-inch dildo from her purse and started swinging! Why wield that over the stun gun? Wo carries around a 12-inch dildo? Where do you buy a purse big enough for that faux manhood? Questions for another time. Sources connected with the show say some of the cast members and even the staffers are now threatening to quit , because they can’t handle Anna’s insanity. Show execs, meanwhile, are trying to contain Anna. Good luck there. [Photo: WENN.com]
For those of you out there who’s girlfriends keep your testicles in their purse and are forced to watch things like Property Virgins and Toddlers & Tiaras , you’ll probably recognize this chick from Glee , Naya Rivera , on the cover of FHM magazine. I’ve never seen the show, but this chick is smoking hot. What the hell? She just snuck up on me. If I thought that they’d show her walking around looking this hot on the show I might consider watching. She’s hot and she’s in her undies. Amaze.
Last week there was a rumor going around the net that Chad Ochocinco and Evelyn Lozada decided to go their separate ways all because —- Evelyn was seen not wearing her ring at the party in New Jersey and that Chad was breaking some chick’n off… But it seems the rumors were false, because last night in Atlanta…. Bossip spotted Chad and Evelyn getting it in at the Gold Room at Laz Alonso’s party. The two seemed to be enjoying each other and even posed for the camera for a quick photo opp. When asked about why she wasn’t rocking the ring at the party in New Jersey, Evelyn responded by saying “What’s the big deal?” Obviously a ring is a symbol of two people’s commitment but it doesn’t mean that things are a wrap. Now Run Tell That Homeboy!
Security camera footage showing Lebron James’ mother, Gloria James assaulting a parking valet outside the Fontainebleu Hotel in Miami on April 7th has surfaced. The video shows that James may not have struck first! In the video footage, obtained by TMZ , it appears that the parking valet, Rockefeller Sorel, either bumps into or pushes James before she slaps him and hits him with her purse. But he doesn’t do it until after James gets all up in his face. Gloria James was arrested for battery and public intoxication. According to police, she began taunting the arresting officers. Sorel intends to take James to court. Watch the footage below, courtesy of TMZ! Lebron James’ Mom Arrested In Miami For Assault Opera Nightclub Drops Lawsuit Against LeBron James [UPDATE] Delonte West Denies Having Sex With LeBron’s Mom LeBron’s Girlfriend: “Miami Was Not My Favorite Place” LeBron James Says Race A Factor In Backlash [VIDEO] LeBron Gets Booed At Ohio Amusment Park [VIDEO]
Plus: JWoww pees in public (again), Deena invents a new word and more moments from the latest episode. By Jim Cantiello Ronnie on Thursday’s “Jersey Shore” Photo: MTV Snooki pranked the Situation, fell in love with Vinny and renamed his manhood — but check out the embedded video below for my five favorite moments from this week’s “Jersey Shore.” 5. Casper the ‘Roidy Ghost Sammi’s back in Seaside, and within seconds of talking to Ronnie, she unleashed one of the harshest insults you can say to a tanorexic juicehead: “You look pale.” I like the new-and-improved Sammi! 4. Hastatic The meatballs are thrilled with Sam’s return — so much so that it inspired Deena to create a new word: hastatic. “I, like, was so hastatic that I almost cried,” Deena said. “Hastatic is, you know, when you’re, like, super happy and like really ecstatic.” Hastatic? I’m sorry, Deena, that’s just redundant and stupid. Or restupid. Do I get to be on “Jersey Shore” now? 3. Plumber’s Here! The multi-episode “clogged toilet” plot line came to a close this week. Enter the plumbers! Plumber Mike: “How are you? I’m Mike, he’s Rich, we’re the plumbers.” Snooki: “Oh, hello, how are you?” Plumber Mike: “Good, how are you?” OK, how many porn scenes start that way? Snooki: “The plumbers are here, finally. The fat one is kinda cute. Like, I would definitely, like, hang out with that.” No! Snooki, I was kidding! Let the man clean your pipes and get out of there. And that’s not a euphemism! 2. JWoww Pees When JWoww relieved herself behind a car, Deena offered a napkin from her purse and got peed on. That’s the second time this season that JWoww peed in a public place. At least this time, it was outside. Baby steps — literally. Peeing wherever you want is a step a baby might take. 1. Don’t Vomit And now it’s time for my favorite game: Try Not to Puke While Watching “Jersey Shore”! Plumber Mike, unclogging toilet: “How long has it been like this?” Snooki: “For two weeks.” Plumber Mike: “I’m surprised you guys don’t have maggots in here yet.” Between that scene, the image of the crumpled-up clothing that was causing the toilet blockage, Snooki pranking the Situation by spreading cheese under his sheets and Ronnie snuggling up to Sammi at a club, this game is hard. Don’t miss “Jersey Shore” every Thursday at 10 p.m. ET/PT on MTV. Related Videos ‘Jersey Shore’ High Five Highlights
I’ve been covering Shauna Sand and her really weird looking existence for a pretty long time now….I had the official exclusive of her Bottom Feeding Sex Tape ….I released her vile, dead looking animal looking vagina, which you’d probably expect based on her face and history as a ballerina turned pornstar due to daddy issues story….and here she is in a bikini staged pictures that are interchangeable with all her other staged bikini pictures….that could even be the same bikini as her bikini pictures of yesteryear, the only thing that’s different is the French Male Escort who is clearly gay and on salary that she’s got carrying her purse… For some reason, she’s using the same PR strategy, even though she’s tried this already and still hasn’t sold out her shitty euro fag dance music album , it has hardly workled….but I guess it’s worked enough for her low standards….cuz people are talking about her…and here are the bikini pics…that bore me…even though she’s definitely some kind of well built science experiment that deserves her own show on Discovery…. Who cares about this low level pornstar……especially since she’s on repeat…well based on this post…I guess I do…that depresses me. If you’re interested -and you should be -Get Her Sex Tape By Following This Link Your Attention is all She Wants…
Cy Waits could get four years in prison as a result of August incident with Hilton in Las Vegas. By Gil Kaufman Paris Hilton and Cy Waits Photo: Christopher Polk/ Getty Images Paris Hilton was able to skate on her recent drug charges, but it doesn’t look like the globe-hopping socialite’s boyfriend will be so lucky. The Las Vegas Review-Journal reported that former nightclub impresario Cy Waits is facing three criminal charges in connection with the couple’s arrest on the Las Vegas strip in August. At the time, Waits was arrested for driving under the influence of marijuana and Hilton was taken in for cocaine possession. Hilton eventually pleaded guilty to misdemeanors and was sentenced to a year of probation, but now the hammer could come down on Waits. Prosecutors filed a criminal complaint on Thursday in which they revealed plans to charge Waits, 35, with three counts in the incident, including a felony charge of driving under the influence of marijuana and two misdemeanor charges of driving under the influence of a controlled substance (marijuana) and possession of a controlled substance (also marijuana). Waits already lost his gig running nightclubs for hotelier Steve Wynn as a result of the incident. According to the arrest report, after Waits’ Escalade was pulled over around 11:30 on the night of August 27 in front of the Wynn Las Vegas, he failed several impairment tests, including swaying while trying to balance, using his arms to balance and not being able to stand on one leg without putting his foot down. In addition, the report stated that he had bloodshot eyes and his breath smelled of alcohol. In his report, arresting officer Michael Polion wrote, “I could smell marijuana coming out of the vehicle, pulled up to passenger side and driver stated he just got done smoking.” Once police searched the car, they found a “roach,” which was described as “wet + unable to be tested.” Officers also found a package of Zig-Zag-brand rolling papers in Hilton’s possession. The hotel heiress was also arrested after a small bindle of cocaine fell out of her purse while she was speaking to another officer. Hilton pleaded guilty to two misdemeanors in September. Waits’ lawyer has questioned why the vehicle was pulled over, since the officer did not report any traffic infraction or observe any signs that Waits was impaired before the stop. If convicted on the felony charge, Waits could get four years in prison and mandatory probation. His arraignment is set for February 17. Related Photos Paris Hilton Pleads Guilty In Las Vegas Moments In Paris Hilton’s Legal Life Related Artists Paris Hilton
Miley Cyrus is 18 and not surprisingly, nude photos are beginning to surface. They are reportedly from her cellphone, which was stolen with her purse. http://www.bittenandbound.com/2010/12/02/miley-cyrus-nude-photos-surface/ added by: missmissea
