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We’ve been chronicling the Teyana Taylor’s rollercoaster romance with NBA baller Brandon Jennings for quite some time now, with the latest development being his newfound situationship with Teyana’s friend , actress and model Tae Heckard, but from the sound of what Taylor’s been putting down in the studio it seems she may finally be done with the lowdown dirty dog baller once and for all… Her new song “Sorry” seems to describe a young woman finally moving on from a tortured relationship to a happy loving one. The unmixed, unmastered song hit the web today and we heard quite a few lyrics that suggested the romance may be dead and buried once and for all. Here’s a look at the lyrics: He tells me I’m beautiful every day The better part of him, hear him say Now as you watch from far away All I can say, I’m so sorry You had your cake, and a gift that day Something that our love didn’t create Now as you watch from far away All I can say is I’m so sorry Never again cuz now I know Just what it means to love and be loved Now as you watch from far away All I can say is I’m sorry I’m sorry you didn’t know how to love me I’m sorry I wasn’t beautiful to you I’m sorry you didn’t understand How to be my man I’m sorry you couldn’t make me happy And I”m so sorry you never learned how I’m sorry it had to be this way But my heart is so good now Now as you watch from far away So baby, oh baby watch, all I can say Sorry, sorry you lost me THIS ISH IS SOOOOOO DEEP!!! Damn… The “I’m sorry I wasn’t beautiful line” hits us in the gut. This dude ought to feel like pure ISHT. What a jerk. Beautifully done Teyana… Can’t wait for the video for this one.
Ain’t that a kick in the head? Man Taking Selfie Near Train Tracks Gets Kicked In The Head Via HuffPo reports: An April 15 YouTube entry purports to show a man taking a video selfie near train tracks — and paying the price. User Jared Michael posted the video with the description, “I tried to take a selfie while a train passed a ‘safe’ distance behind. I guess I was still too close and got kicked in the head. I messed up.” Many commenters tell Michael that he got what he deserved and questioned his loco motive. At least one noted the possibility that the footage is fake, wondering why he was taking a video selfie. Heavy.com wrote, “Curiously, it’s the only video on Michael’s channel — one of the factors that is leading to speculation that the video might be a hoax.” The Daily Dot, meanwhile, broke down the video into several frames to assess whether the clip is real. At least the dummy didn’t get ran over by the train! YT
Do you recall these dirty beyotches ? Florida Woman Arrested In Conjunction With Animal Cruelty Sex Via NYDailyNews An adult fetish model was busted on animal cruelty charges Wednesday for making a series of disturbing barnyard p**n videos that included killing and torturing chickens and rabbits, Florida authorities said. Stephanie Hird, 29, — the second animal snuff film starlet arrested in two weeks — was cuffed as she boarded a plane at Miami International Airport and booked on five felony counts of cruelty to animals, the Miami Herald reported. Hird allegedly made a string of sickening films — known as “crush” videos to p**n enthusiasts — with Sara Zamora, 28, who was collared on April 4. Investigators say the two wicked women acted in scenes for Adam Redford, a local fishing boat captain who produced the sadistic series of videos which feature the actresses torturing and killing animals while engaged in sex acts. The arrests came after animal rights activists from the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals alerted detectives from Miami-Dade’s agricultural unit to the gory clips — which were posted on a website called SOS Barn, officials said. What the hell are they drinkin’ down in Florida?! The video allegedly features the little creatures tied down before Hird — who performs pornography under the name Megan Jones — fatally shoots them with an air rifle, according to court documents obtained by the newspaper. Hird, who lives in Arkansas, openly discusses her involvement affinity towards fetishes like feet tickling and bondage on her social media accounts. “Are you in touch with your darkest fantasies? Have you created a life for yourself where you can experience them?” she posted on Facebook in February. “I have. I am f—–g crazy. BUT I AM FREE.” On her Instagram account, Hird posted a couple of pictures of her smiling with Zamora — including one captioned with “#PartnersInCrime.” Hird also appeared in the TLC show “Strange Sex” to help a man realize his dream of being with a giant woman. The episode uses special effects to make the woman appear as if she were several-hundred-feet tall and towering over cities before manhandling her victim. “I love being considered a giantess and a goddess,” a smiling Hird tells the camera behind the scenes of the show. “Guys love being overpowered. They like being controlled. They like, you know, a woman being in charge — like she should be.” SMFH Flip it over to peep more pics of these two filthy hoes. Images via Miami-Dade Sheriff’s County/Instagram
Bout time the cops cleaned up those filthy Florida streets 44 Arrested In Florida Human Trafficking Sting Via OrlandoSentinel An offer of a drink and snacks was all it took to lure the 14-year-old Orlando girl into a man’s car. She quickly found out she had made a terrible mistake. Less than seven hours later, Lake deputies rescued the terrified and confused teenager after she had been kidnapped and forced to have sex by an assailant who then tried to use her as a prostitute, authorities said. Gregory Lionel Foster, 28, of Orlando faces numerous charges, including human trafficking and kidnapping. He was among 44 people arrested in a three-day sex sting operation. “It’s unacceptable,” Lake Sheriff Gary Borders said in announcing his agency’s first human-trafficking bust. “Those people need to be in jail and we’re glad to put them in jail.” Human trafficking includes commercial, for-profit sex where one person benefits while another is forced to perform acts, said Lake sheriff’s Det. Amber Warren, who handled the Foster case. Warren said such cases take months to investigate and pin down. Victims usually underreport what’s happening to them, she said, so the cases require a lot of rapport building for victims to trust law officers. What happened to the 14-year-old is all too common, said Tomas Lares, who chairs the Greater Orlando Human Trafficking Task Force. Lares said human traffickers take the time necessary to “groom” victims by getting to know them, calling them beautiful and developing “dysfunctional” relationships. Traffickers target vulnerable victims with low self-esteem who are easily manipulated, he said. Although his group doesn’t yet have firm statistics on trafficking of minors, Lares said it seems as if “the demand is growing to have sex with children.” Gross. In the case involving the 14-year-old, she and Foster had connected on Facebook, Warren said. He saw her at a gas station about 7 p.m. April 9 in Orlando, bought her a drink and snacks and offered her a ride home. But Warren saidFoster had no intention of taking her there. Within hours, Foster twice tried to force the girl he called a “baby” to have sex with other people against her will — all before her mother realized the teen had left home. The girl was scared and tried to run away before Foster took her to an Orlando motel and had sex with her, according to an arrest affidavit. Then, responding to an Internet ad for sex hookups, Foster took her to a Clermont hotel. He planned to force the girl to have sex with a stranger for $270, the affidavit said, a price that included $50 in gas money. Fortunately for her, that turned out to be where Lake detectives were running the prostitution sting. Thank God for that ad, who knows what kind of sick and disgusting isht this scumbag would have had this little girl doin’. Flip the page to peep the sad, guilty, and shameful mugshots of some the 44 people arrested in the sting. Images via Lake Sheriff’s Office/ Shutterstock
Rising R&B star August Alsina proved that he’s the trillest (or rudest) crooner in the game when he spazzed on 106 & Park host Keshia Chante for asking about his beef with Trey Songz . Whether BET told her to ask the question against August’s wishes, we’re not sure, but it provided the most talked-about 106 & Park moment since the classic #AskDraya disaster . Hit the jump for the best reactions to August Alsina’s 106 & Park spazz-out.
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We knew Gwyneth wasn’t isht ever since that Contagion flick where she cheated on Matt Damon… Gwyneth Paltrow Seen Kissing Ex Boyfriend At Dodgers Game Last Year Via RadarOnline RadarOnline has all the latest developments in the shocking split between Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin — including a seemingly throwaway gesture that turned out to be the writing on the wall. A seemingly-innocuous shot taken in Sept. 2013 pictured the Shakespeare in Love Oscar-winner smooching with ex-boyfriend Donovan Leitch when the two took in a Los Angeles Dodgers home game. While Paltrow brought her two kids to the game, Martin was not present, and had no comment about the shots when quizzed later on. The 41-year-old actress chalked up the day to an outing between friends. Leitch, 46, was wed to Scottish model Kirsty Hume at the time, through the couple later announced their own separation. Leitch, who dated Paltrow prior to Brad Pitt, was also in involved with Bangles singer Susanna Hoffs for three years in the late 80s. With the kids there though?? That’s just triflin’… Images via Splash To see the picture go HERE