Kate Middleton, the People’s Princess, is a down-to-earth girl by all accounts … except in this taxi commercial from China that parodies her as the opposite. In the clip, a Kate lookalike stands outside with a fax Prince William and Queen Elizabeth II, complaining, “I didn’t marry royalty to schlep around in a taxi.” They do look a bit like Will and Kate, too. The Queen impostor? Not so much. Panda Cabs Commercial Spoofs Kate Middleton William attempts to reason with his beautiful wife, “But darling, Granny is right. The commoners want to see us tightening our belts and all that.” “Rubbish, people want to see that they can be like us if they just work hard,” Kate responds. The Queen then mockingly asks, “Like you did?” Ohhh! “Now, now, Granny,” William says. “We all know that it’s I who fell for Kate.” “That’s right, I didn’t even fancy him at first,” the faux Kate Middleton says. “Don’t you remember? You had to practically beg me for my phone number.” Fortunately, of course, Wills had Panda Cab on speed-dial. Within seconds, a car appears, whisking the trio away to the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee.
Snow and her Huntsman meet the dwarves in MTV’s Sneak Peak Week preview. By Jocelyn Vena Chris Hemsworth and Kristen Stewart in “Snow White and the Huntsman” Photo: Universal Pictures Kristen Stewart came through with more than juicy scoop about her role in “Snow White and the Huntsman” when she sat down with MTV News on Tuesday night (May 29) as part of Sneak Peek Week : KStew also brought an exclusive clip from the movies, which opens this Friday. In the teaser, Snow White (Stewart) and the Huntsman (Chris Hemsworth) are seen hanging upside down from a tree after being captured by dwarves. To escape, the Huntsman offers them gold, but when the dwarves refuse, Snow assumes it’s because they have allegiances to Queen Ravenna. In fact, one of the dwarves says they “lost everything when the King died” thanks to the evil queen’s ways. The king, it is revealed, was Snow’s dad. And it turns out she, too, lost it all when the Queen took over power. Another dwarf, who can “see into” Snow’s light, tells her she “is destined to bring an end to the darkness.” What happens next will be revealed when the film opens on June 1. In addition to Stewart and Hemsworth, the film also stars Charlize Theron as the queen and Prince Charming himself, Sam Claflin, who joined Stewart for MTV’s sit-down. The flick is directed by Rupert Sanders. “SWATH” kicked off our MTV Sneak Peek Week festivities , which will also include chats with the casts of “That’s My Boy” (Wednesday), “Magic Mike” (Thursday) and “Rock of Ages” (Friday), all week on MTV and MTV.com. Check back every night at 11 p.m. ET as Josh Horowitz conducts Q&A sessions with the actors live from the 5 Towers on Universal CityWalk. Fans can get in on the action on Twitter using the hash tag #MTVSneak. Stewart will be on hand at the 2012 MTV Movie Awards this Sunday, where she’ll not only be a presenter but also vie for Best Kiss after being nominated for her smooch with Robert Pattinson in “Breaking Dawn – Part 1.” (The film is up for Movie of the Year.) Russell Brand is set to host the MTV Movie Awards with performances by Fun., Wiz Khalifa, the Black Keys and house DJ Martin Solveig. It all goes down at the Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City, California, at 9 p.m. ET/PT on Sunday, June 3! Head over to MovieAwards.MTV.com to vote for your favorite flicks now! The 21st annual MTV Movie Awards air live this Sunday, June 3, at 9 p.m. ET. Related Videos Movie Awards Sneak Peek Week: ‘Snow White And The Huntsman’ Related Photos Snow White And The Huntsman
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Trouble continues to find Teen Mom 2 wild child Jenelle Evans … at least according to Star magazine (we know, we know), which claims she’s on drugs. Like a lot. Tori Rhyne, a close pal of the Oak Island, N.C., native, tells this week’s Star that Evans is dabbling in LSD , “thinking it helps her, but it really doesn’t.” “She does it a lot … she fell in love with it,” Tori said. “It’s just a little sheet she puts on her tongue and waits for it to hit her. Then she gets all weird.” Hilarious quotes aside, it’s somewhat unlikely that Evans is dropping acid – or Ecstasy tablets, or Xanax, or Adderall – as the celebrity gossip magazine also claims. Former boss James Duffy has made similar clams, but she’s currently being drug tested as a condition of her probation. Speaking of which, once probation’s over … “After she gets off, she’s going to smoke a fat blunt, that’s what she told me,” Tori says. “She’s only worried about getting off probation, so she can smoke weed!” Jenelle’s lawyer Dustin Sullivan, who appeared on the most recent season of Teen Mom 2 (obvi), said, “The allegations against my client are absolutely false.” Probably. But with this particular client, you can only be 70-80 percent sure.
Their first royal wedding anniversary is on April 29. They just shelved plans for a trip to Africa later this year. Their friends are having kids, being in their late 20s/early 30s and all. They’re making family-friendly renovations to their home at Kensington. All of this means absolutely nothing, but just the same, it’s enough for many to assume that babies are on the brain for Kate Middleton and Prince William. People ‘s new cover story is devoted entirely to this topic, as a matter of fact. The fast-approaching anniversary and Palace’s recent sensitivity to the subject have led to a new round of Kate Middleton pregnancy rumors , and veteran royal watchers believe the couple is poised to start a family sooner rather than later. When the time comes, “they are ready for a baby,” an insider says. Although they are unlikely to announce a pregnancy before the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee celebration (marking 60 years on the throne) this summer, like any couple, “they will let nature and life take its course,” adds a royal source. In particular, watching their friends become parents “does help” boost William and Kate’s decision to follow suit, a family insider says. So … who’s got November 15 in the Kate pregnancy announcement pool? Mark it down, baby. [Photo: WENN.com]
